SuperGreenNoki: Hey! I am SuperGreenNoki. Welcome to INTERVIEWS BEFORE LUNCH! For those of you wondering why it is called that, I will answer. It is because-

Bowser: Is it cause you are an idiot!

SuperGreenNoki: No. It is because-

Waluigi: Is it cause you are fat.

SuperGreenNoki: Actually, I am skinny. It is because-

Wario: Is it cause-cause...cause...You stink!

Bowser: What a bad insult! Haha!

Wario: You two took the good ones.

Waluigi: Maybe you should diet so your mouth can move faster.

Wario: *Eats garlic and becomes a super Wario* HAHA!

Waluigi: You are still fat.

*Waluigi, Wario, and Bowser start fighting*

SuperGreenNoki: Uhhh guys....guys...GUYS...*Pulls chain which makes a hole appear under Wario, Waluigi, and Bowser* Anyways...I am here to interview Toadette.

Baby Bowser: Ha! Toadette! Toadette SUCKS!

Toadette: WHY YOU! *Toadette beats the crap outta Baby Bowser*

SuperGreenNoki: Baby Bowser, you don't exist.

Baby Bowser: Yeah I do.

SuperGreenNoki: The contract.

Baby Bowser: Oh, yeah. *Disapears*

Bowser Jr.: So...

SuperGreenNoki: You are Baby Bowser also.

Bowser Jr.: Oh, yeah. *Disappears*

SuperGreenNoki: So Toadette, who are you?

Toadette: Dunno.

SuperGreenNoki: Where are you from?

Toadette: A desert of the coast of Mushroom Kingdom.

SuperGreenNoki: Mushroom Kingdom doesn't have a coast.

Toadette: So?

SuperGreenNoki: Never mind... Didn't you fall from the sky?

Toadette: Yeah.

SuperGreenNoki: How?

Toadette: Daisy and I were on a way to a party but Lakitu dropped us.

Lakitu: THAT'S CAUSE YOU TWO ARE IDIOTS!

SuperGreenNoki: Okay... Seat 432.

Iggy: Why are you the only female toad?

Toadette: I'm a female?

SuperGreenNoki: Seat 4.

Roy: How'd you beat up Baby Bowser like that?

Toadette: Who is Baby Bowser?

Roy: The guy you beat up.

Toadette: You mean me?

SuperGreenNoki: Seat 51!

Flag pole: Where is Mario?

Toadette: 53 degrees South 29 degrees West.

SuperGreenNoki: WHY DID YOU ASK THAT!

Flag pole: He constantly jumps on me. I HATE IT!

Mario: WHEEEEE! *Jumps of flag pole*

Flag pole: YA SEE!

SuperGreenNoki: Uhhh....

Mario: BUT IT'S FUN!

SuperGreenNoki: Guys...

Flag pole: YA WANNA SEE REAL FUN!

SuperGreenNoki: Hello?

Mario: Yay! Fun. Yes please.

SuperGreenNoki: Uhh....

Toadette: *Jumps on Flag pole*

Flag pole: HEY!

SuperGreenNoki: C'mon!

Mario: I want the fun!

*Flag pole throws Toadette on Mario*

SuperGreenNoki: STOP IT!

Mario: WHEE! *Jumps on flag pole*

SuperGreenNoki: STOP IT!

*Bowser, Waluigi, and Wario walk in from off stage*

Bowser: HOW DARE YOU GET RID OF ME!

Waluigi: YOU ARE GONNA PAY!

Wario: Uhhhh.....................YOU TOOK THE LINES!

Bowser: Let's just kill SuperGreenNoki.

Wario: Fine.

SuperGreenNoki: HOW'D YOU GET HERE!

Wario: I got the duct tape!

SuperGreenNoki: *Runs away* END TRAN-*Wario tackles SuperGreenNoki* can't breathe...

Flag Pole: ^!$%$#@ YOU MARIO! *Falls onto Bowser*

Bowser: OW! *Knocks flag pole into Waluigi*

Waluigi: WHY YOU! *stumbles and kicks Wario*

Wario: OW! *Attacks Waluigi*

SuperGreenNoki: END THE FREAKIN' TRANSMISSION ALREADY!