Kamek: Hello and welcome to the Koopa Derby!

Kammy: Why are the two most powerful Koopas announcing this at once you ask?

Bowser: Ahem!

Kamek: Well that’s a funny story…

Bowser: AHEM!

Kammy: What are you “aheming” about?

Bowser: You too goofballs aren’t the “most powerful” Koopas! I am you losers!

Kamek: I’m sorry you think that way. Ready?

Kammy: 1…

Kamek: 2…

Both: 3!

ZAP!

Bowser: Ooww… *faints*

Kammy: Well anyways… while Kamek feeds Bowser our brew of stupid-juice again (erases mind) I will announce all the ummm… announcements.

Kammy: First… The Koopa Derby is to see who will go on to the MYSTERY EVENT! Of course the event is a mystery and such. If you win the MYSTERY EVENT you get the Golden Eggplant and a lot of cash! Why would you want an eggplant? Who cares? It is golden! And remember money is the root of all evil; so you NEED more money!

Kamek: Although the MYSTERY EVENT won’t happen for awhile…

Kammy: Second announcement…

Kamek: Not only will you be destroying each other, racers…

Kammy: But we will chase after you in our broomsticks trying to hit you at any cost!

Kamek: That is why we were both put on today!

Roy: Can you loosuhers just start the race already?!

Kammy: Oh sure…

Kamek: A;LSDIKJFA;OIDSJFPOIJEWFPOQIWEJFPOWIJEFPOI!

ZAP!

Roy: HEY! My car! My pink, pink car! What did you do to it?! Now it is a block!!!!!!

Kamek: Guess you have to ride a block home kid.

Kammy: WHO ELSE WANTS TO SHOW OFF THEIR MOUTH?

Bowser: Well actually I wouldn’t mind....

Kammy: A;LSDIKJFA;OIDSJFPOIJEWFPOQIWEJFPOWIJEFPOI!

ZAP!

Kamek: *looks at pig (bowser)* Nice one.

Kammy: ANYONE ELSE?!?

Lemmy: Eeek… Oh…

Kammy: GRRRR!! *holds up magic wand again*

Kammy: APOWEIJFQPOWEIJFAASDFAKAODSFMOAWEJFOIAWEJFA!!

ZAP!!!

Lemmy: …*is now a sock*

Kamek: … Ok… let’s just start… START!!

*Kammy and Kamek chase after the Koopa Kids, Kammy going 10-times faster than everyone else*

Kamek: And Wendy takes the lead with Larry behind… and Wendy was just vaporized by Kammy for complaining that her shoes were on too tight…

Larry: Woooooo! I’m in first! Ha ha ha ha! Ludwig! You’re in last!

Kammy: ZIP IT KID! PAOSDIJFPOAISDJFOIPAJDFOIAJE!

ZAP!!!

Ludwig: What was that? Larry? Oh, I’m sorry. I guess YOU won’t even get last you little weirdo!

Kamek: Umm… Kammy… you really aren’t supposed to turn everyone into something or vaporize them…

Kammy: TOO BAD! Hey Ludwig! You’re next! QOIRJOIFNKJHFOAJPOIJADK!

ZAP!!

*Ludwig is now a banana…*

Morton: WOW! IT IS AMAZING! I MEAN, USUALLY I GET TOASTED FIRST FOR TALKING! THIS TIME I ACTUALLY KEPT MY MOUTH SHUT LONG ENOUGH TO SURVIVE! HEY… HEY… WHAT ARE YOU DOING…? NOOOOOOO!

ZAP!!!

Kammy: And that leaves Iggy… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! MOIUHJDPQOISDJFQO…

Iggy: Actually… that leaves YOU! IUHPOIJFQOISJAQOIJREWPQEIFIODSAKVDNGLKADHOIPEAJFOAEISJFOIASDJFOASDJFOASDJFOASDJFOPIAEJWIFAJWEJ!!!!!!!!!!!!

ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP!

Kamek: Well I guess that makes you the winner.... but how did you do that? You’re not a Magi Koopa.

Iggy: Anyone can do those spells if they know how to pronounce them!

Kamek: Well aren’t you Mr. Know-It-All. ZDJPOFIQJWEPOFIJSDOKFJAWOEJFOADSJVFAOEJTFAPOIEWR!!

Iggy: *blocks* OPQIWJEFOPIQJWEOIFJQEWOPIFJDSIJFDASOIJF!!

Kammy: HPOQIJEWFPOIJQEPFJAWEIFJQEWOJF!!

Iggy and Kamek: You’re dead!!

Kammy: Sorry…

Kamek: ZDPOFQIJEWPOIFQJWEOIFJQAIEJPQOWIEJF!!

Peach: MARIO! SICK EM!

Mario: Bark! Bark!

Narrator: And so after they pretty much destroyed the whole world using the mystical spells… The spells were then locked away; so the Magi Koopas went back to turning things into blocks and blah blah blah blah… And yes, I know that this story isn't really that great.