Shady Koopa: Hi! I'm Shady Koopa! Welcome to-

Audience: SHADY KOOPA's INTERVIEWS! WE KNOW! GET ON WITH IT!

Shady Koopa: Geez. Introducing Lak-

Audience: LAKITU! WE KNOW! GET ON WITH IT!

Shady Koopa: Why I oughta-

Lakitu: Remember something? By that I mean, ME!

Shady Koopa: Darn. I wanted to beat the darn crud outta-

Lakitu hits Shady on the head.

Shady Koopa: Oof. Ok, I'll start this. Why did you film Mario during his 64 quest?

Lakitu: That is how Mario changed the camera view. It also made a great blockbuster movie!

Lakitu holds up a DVD disk that says: SUPER MARIO 64: The Quest.

Shady Koopa: *rolls eyes* You seem like a good guy, Lakitu. How come you help Mario? You're his enemy.

Lakitu: Naturally, us Lakitus enjoy time with others and have a good side. I helped Mario gaziliions of times.

Shady Koopa: (what a traitor)

Lakitu: I heard that! *bonks Shady on the head over and over*

Shady Koopa: Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! *pant* Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

Lakitu: Now I'm talkin'. Ask me more questions.

Shady Koopa: Audience time! Seat 549.

Mouser: Where'd you get that fishing pole?

Lakitu: Oh, my handy fishing pole. I've noticed lately that it has many useful purposes. I can pick stuff up, carry stuff around, those kind of things.

Shady Koopa: Seat 392.

Shy Guy: Why do you need those goggles?

Lakitu: All Lakitus are farsighted, so these goggles act like glasses and protect our eyes.

Shady Koopa: That's the end of the interview! Now I gotta beat the crud out of the audience!

Audience: WE KNOW! GET ON WITH IT!

Shady Koopa: ROOOOOOOAR!

Audience: WE KNOW! GET ON WITH IT!

Shady beats the audience up.

Audience: We know! We can feel the pain!

Shady Koopa: And that concludes our first interview at Shady Koopa's-

Audience: WE KNOW!

Shady Koopa: Oh fine. *really quickly* END TRANSMISSION!