General Guy: Welcome to Super Mario Tennis.

Petey Pirahna: This match is between the ancient mushroom and the puny blob of anger.

Popple: I AM NOT SMALL!

General Guy: Now, here are the rules, hit the ball, if not, the other... uhh... /thing/... gets a point unless it is out. yeah. pretty much.

Popple: I AM NOT A THING! I AM A LIVING, BREATHING *gasp**cough**cough*

General Guy: Whatever.

Petey Pirahna: Puny gets to start.

Popple: I AM NOT PUNY! *Serves*

Toadsworth: *Gets hit in head by ball* Ow...........................................................................

Petey Pirahna: Point one for puny.

Popple: I SAID ALREADY, "I AM NOT PUNY!" *Popple attacks Petey Pirahna*

General Guy: Oh, it is the battle of the "p"'s.

Popple: *I AM NOT PUNY YOU IDIOT!

*General Guy: "P" for Popple.

Popple: Oh.

Petey Pirahna: YAY! Puny is calm!

Popple: *Grows really bug to represent anger* _*/I AM NOT PUNY!/*_

*Starts destroying everything*

*Seven hours later*

General Guy: Okay, now that we have finally calmed down Popple and Petey Pirahna's mouth is duct taped shut, we can continue.

Petey Pirahna: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

General Guy: Popple serves.

Popple: *Serves*

Toadsworth: AAAAAHHHHHH!!! *Grabs ball with and and throws it away*

General Guy: Toadsworth! What are you doing!?

Toadsworth: He threw a ball at me!

General Guy: You two are playing Tennis!

Toadsworth: Oh...

General Guy: Toadsworth serves.

Toadsworth: *serves*

Popple: HI-*Uses power shot where he runs around screaming and whacks the ball*-YA!

Toadsworth: *Uses his defense shot where toads run in and carry him to the ball* UH!

Popple: *Slams ball into Toadsworth face again*

Toadsworth: Ow...........................................................................

General Guy: Deja vu!

Petey Pirahna: *Melts off duct tape with his acidic saliva* Another puny point for puny!

Popple: *Grows so big that his radius is 10 miles and crushes everything*

General Guy: Uhh...... Well... uh ... I guess that by default, Popple wins!

Popple:

General Guy: THE END! *Throws bombs at Popple*

Popple: