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Morton Jr. Koopa |
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Nickname: Bigmouth
Age: About 8 years
Personality: He is a BIG talker!! He talks and talks and talks and talks and TALKS!
Intellegence: The average Koopa
Other Things: Has a mysterious Jr. in his name... Who was Morton 1? |
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Larry's Bio on Morton: Morton talks SO MUCH!! He NEVER shuts up! What he talks about so much, I have no idea. Usually it is just complaining about something. Of course I never listen to his whole speech on how blah blah blah blah... Everyone in my family just walks away or socks him (Roy is big on socking him). And yes he certainly does have a BIGMOUTH (his nickname).
Morton has this odd Jr. in his name. Some people say that King Dad named Morton after his dad, but no one knows for sure. He also has this star-shaped scar around his left eye. We don't know how he got that either. Yes those are two mysteries about Morton. Did I say how much Morton talks yet? He could out-talk ANYONE in the world! ANYONE! He could probably out-talk everyone in the whole world if they were talking at the same time! He could use his talking as a weapon! Why doesn't he use his talking to kill Mario, not us?!
Morton is the WIDEST Koopa... And by widest, I mean fattest. He weights more the Mario maybe! Not only does he use his mouth to gab, but he also eats so much! Once he ate our whole dinner! Morton is such a moron! Hey, did you notice if you take out the "t" in Morton, you get MORON! I guess his name should be Moron Jr. Maybe that is what dad was aiming for... Perhaps he just mispelled his name on the paper work... Also Morton has a odd grey shell with a yellow rim. Not only that, but Morton has brown skin. The rest of us have yellowish skin. I think King Dad found Morton in the sewers blabing to the rats; maybe he is a mutated rat! Yes, that must be it!!!!
Morton reminds me of a mole... Well, anyways during our Koopa take-overs Morton not only talked all of us to death but, he got Desert Hill during the Mushroom Kingdom take-over, Donut Plains (he ate too much here) during the Yoshi Island take-over, and Spirit Mountain when we had Jewelry Land. |
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Morton's Autobiography (get earplugs): Some people say I talk too much! What? I don't talk too much!!!! I mean come on! Wendy talks 24-7 on the phone, and they don't say she talks too much! Then they say that whenever I talk I complain! Hey, what on Earth? I hardly ever complain! When is the last time you heard me complain?! Exactly! Wendy complains more than I do! Why don't they yell at her? Then they sock me in the face whenever I talk! They are so annoying! I don't talk that much do I? They probably do more talking than I ever do! GRRRRR! What am I supposed to do, not speak anymore? What is even worse is that they call me fat! Dad says, "Don't talk while your eating!" and all of my siblings start laughing their heads off! I do not talk that much, why, if I had a dollars for every time they called me a babbling brook, I would be rich! And if I had a hundered dollars I actaully talked too much, I would be poor! Why if I ever get my hands on them blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah... |
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Music is "Possessed Peach Battle" by Dave Phaneuf |
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