Day 1:

Jeff Crobs: Hello and welcome to the thrilling reality series MUSHROOMIVOR! This season we are located on a random island. We have 18 contestants who are going to try and win 100,000,000,000,000 mushroom coins. That's right, one hundred quadrillion mushroom coins. We have Jake the Shy Guy.

Jake: *squeak squeak*

Crobs: Mario.

Mario: Mama mia!

Crobs: Luigi.

Luigi: Hiya.

Crobs: Bowser.

Bowser: RAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Crobs: Keepy the Koopa.

Keepy: Hey there.

Crobs: Peach.

Peach: *giggle*

Crobs: Daisy.

Daisy: *giggle* *snort* *giggle*

Crobs: Gary the Goomba.

Gary: WAHOO!

Crobs: D.K.

D.K.: Eee eee ah ah.

Crobs: Diddy Kong.

Diddy Kong: Eeeeee.

Crobs: Yilly the Yoshi.

Yilly: Yoshi.

Crobs: Wario.

Wario: HAHA!

Crobs: Waluigi.

Waluigi: MWAHAHA!

Crobs: Bowser Jr.

Bowser Jr.: RAH!

Crobs: Toad.

Toad: Heya.

Crobs: Toadette.

Toadette: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Crobs: Toadsworth.

Toadsworth: Hhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...

Crobs: And Tom the thwomp.

Tom: ERRRRG.

Crobs: And this is Mushroomivor.

*Theme music*

Crobs: Now, everyone, stand next to a tile. And now flip it over.

*They flip the tiles over*

Bowser: *Sees Yilly the Yoshi has a buff under it* Hey I want that!

*Tries to breath fire at Yilly, but fails*

Crobs: Oh, did I forget to mention you can't use extra powers. Like fire, thunder, etc. You're on your own. Now, who got buffs.

Yilly: Yoshi!

Toad: Me.

Crobs: Now stand over here.

*Toad and Yilly walk over to Crobs and Yilly tongues an apple on the way*

Crobs: Yilly and his team are Mullino and Toad and his team are Kimmunopy. Now you can pick who is on your team, Yilly, you go first.

Yilly: Yothee!

Crobs: Excuse me?

Yilly: *Swallows* Yoshi!

Crobs: Why don't you just point.

Yilly: *Points at Luigi* Yoshi!

Crobs: Okay, come next to Yilly, Luigi. Toad?

Toad: Toadette.

Crobs: Come next to Toad.

Yilly: *Points to Keepy* Yoshi!

Toad: Toadsworth.

Yilly: *Points to Jake* Yoshi!

Toad: Peach!

Yilly: *Points to Gary* Yoshi!

Toad: Daisy!

Yilly: *Points to Mario* Yoshi!

Toad: D.K.

Yilly: *Points at Tom* Yoshi!

Toad: Diddy Kong.

Yilly: *Points at Waluigi* Yoshi...

Waluigi: FINALLY!

Toad: Wario...

Wario: 'Bout time!

Bowser: HEY! WHY ARE WE PICKED LAST! LOSERS!

Yilly: *Points at Baby Bowser* Yoshi...

Toad: Bowser......

Bowser: GEEZ! LAST! YOU WILL SEE!

Crobs: Now we will compete in a challenge for the better island and flint.

Tom: FLINT!

Crobs: First you pick four people to climb up a net, those four each grab a key tied to a dangling rope on the way. They hand one each to the next four who slide down on a slide into mud where there are four more keys buried in the mud. They hand the eight keys to to the last person who runs to the doors where the last person will take the eight keys keys and unlock the eight doors. There will be a bag of puzzle pieces in them all which you must take to the puzzle table and solve the puzzle. First team to have the puzzle solved, wins. But you the groups will be chained together. Any questions?

Bowser Jr.: Yes. May I eat you?

Crobs: No.

Wario: Why are we doing this?

Luigi: Because Nintendo is forcing us to do this for others amusement, duh!

Crobs: No, actually because SuperGreenNoki is forcing you to do it for others amusement. Now go to your places. AND GO!

Crobs: And it looks like for Mullino, Luigi, Mario, Keepy, and Tom are the climbers.

Everyone on Mullino except Tom: *Sigh* Why is he doing that?

Crobs: For Kimmunopy, they have Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Toad, and Wario. Kimmunopy has a major start with the Kongs speeding along, Toad is trying to keep up, but Wario is just sleeping on the bottom making them do all the work! While on Mario, Luigi, and Keepy are dragging up Tom! It seems that both teams have someone causing a setback. Wario and...

Tom: Mario! Haha! *Grabs a key while being dragged*

Crobs: But Tom is grabbing the keys on the way! That is one key for Mullino. And the two kongs grabbed one key each and are heading for the last one! And Tom just got the second and third! The monkeys got the last one, but they still have a lot to climb! WOW! THIS IS EXCITING!

Wario: *Wakes up* AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Runs frantically until goes to the top and trips* Ow...

Crobs: Mario and Luigi are at the top, but Tom is unable to get up on top... AND HE IS ON TOP!

Everyone but Crobs: *thinks* Will he ever shut up?

Crobs: The platform is collapsing! The monkeys throw the keys to Bowser, Daisy, Peach, and Toadette while Tom throws the keys to Baby Bowser, Waluigi, Gary, and Yilly!

*Crash*

Crobs: The teams are sliding down neck and neck! Bowser grabs a big scoop of mud and throws it on the ground and stomps on it! Bowser grabs 3 keys! Gary is kicking the mud because he lacks hand! Waluigi is wildly searching! He got 2 keys! Yilly is kicking the mud too! He just found one! So did Baby Bowser! Bowser just found the last key! Bowser hands the keys to Toadsworth! Waluigi, Yilly, and Baby Bowser hand the keys to Jake! Jake is flying speedily to the huts while Toadsworth is slowly going along!

Bowser: RAH! *Kicks Toadsworth who lands in front of the door*

Crobs: OH MY! They are neck and neck! They are unlocking the doors! One for Mullino! Two for Mullino! Three for Mullino! One for Kimmunopy! Four for Mullino! Two for Kimmunopy! Three for Kimmunopy! Four for Kimmunopy! Five for Mullino! Five for Kimmunopy! Six for Kimmunopy! Seven for Kimmunopy! Six for Mullino! Eight for Kimmunopy! Toadsworth has all the bags and is starting to solve the puzzle! Seven for Mullino! Eight for Mullino! Jake has all of Mullino's bags too! Mullino still has a chance!

Toadsworth: I'm done!

Crobs: *Looks at Toadsworth's puzzle* It is sideways...

Toadsworth: Oh...

Crobs: Toadsworth is trying to rotate his puzzle! Jake almost has it!

Jake and Toadsworth: DONE!

Crobs: You both have it at the same time.... awkward... Ummm... Let me watch the video... *Runs to a nearby house*

Bowser: TOADSWORTH YOU IDIOT!

Toadsworth: What?

Bowser: YOU ARE DUMB!

Toadsworth: WHAT?

Bowser: NEVER MIND!

Toadsworth: I am yours?!? Look, I don't really want to marry a guy... Whatever you are...

Bowser: *sigh*

Mario: Is he almost done?

Crobs: *Walks out*

Luigi: Yes.

Mario: Why'd he go to the bathroom at a time like this?

Luigi: *sigh*

Crobs: It seems it is a tie... Ummm.... PEACH AND BABY BOWSER WILL WRESTLE FOR THE WIN!

Baby Bowser: Umm... *Grabs Peach and runs towards the woods*

Crobs: *Sigh* *Presses button*

Baby Bowser: YOUCH!

Crobs: Did I mention I implanted a shock device onto each of you that I can activate with a button push?

Baby Bowser: ow...NO...ow

Crobs: Well, I have. And for trying to run away, Kimmunopy wins!

Mullino: *Growls at Baby Bowser*

Crobs: So Kimmunopy, here is your map to your island and here is some flint! And Millino, here is the map to the stinky island!

*Mullino and Kimmunopy get into their canoes and paddle off*

Crobs: And that is it for the first episode of....... MUSHROOMIVOR! Come back soon for episode number 2 where you will get to see the tribes try to set up camp and then, maybe in that episode the immunity challenge and then later the TRIBAL COUNCIL OF EVIL! So I am Jeff Crobs signing off!