Noki: Hey, and welcome to my interview and such. Yeah, umm...I'm interviewing Iggy today...

Bowser Jr.: Boooooooooooooring!

Noki: ...

Bowser Jr.: ...

Noki: ...

Bowser Jr.: ...

Noki: Umm...

Bowser Jr.: ...

Noki: So...

Bowser Jr.: ...

Noki: Anyways...

Bowser Jr.: Boooooooooooring!

Noki: Perhaps you forgot that there are bob-ombs under all of your

seats which I can make explode with the push of a button.

Bowser Jr.: O_O

Noki: As I was saying, I'm interviewing Iggy. Where is he anyways?

Bowser Jr.: O_O

Noki: Baby Bowser, you can stop now.

Baby Bowser: I'm not doing anything!

Noki: Wait...I thought you and Bowser Jr. were the same...

Bowser Jr.: We're not, he's Bowser when a baby, I'm his kid.

Noki: Oh. IGGY! OUT HERE!

Iggy: Whoa, I thought I was getting interviewed next week.

Noki: It is next week, I went forward in time, anyways, take a seat.

Iggy: *Does so*

Noki: Good, so, umm...Why are you sitting?

Iggy: You told me to.

Noki: And do you ALWAYS do anything anyone tells you to?

Iggy: ...

Noki: ...

Iggy: ...

Noki: Yeah, I know...I can't think of any questions...umm...

Iggy: You can ask au-

Noki: WAIT! I GOT IT!

Iggy: What?

Noki: Are YOU and Lemmy TWINS?

Iggy: Yeah.

Audience: GASP

Noki: Next time, actually gasp, not say, "gasp,"

Guy in audience: GRAMMAR FREAK.

Noki: Yes I am.

Guy: ...

Noki: Yet how come you are said to be two years apart!?

Iggy: We are.

Noki: But you are twins.

Iggy: Yes we are.

Noki: How does that work?

Iggy: Trust me, things like this happen when your mom never existed.

Noki: Then how were you born?

Iggy: Exactly.

Noki: I'm confused...

Iggy: ...

Noki: Seat...23

Thwomp: ERGH

Iggy: Yes.

Noki: umm...right...I'm really confused...seat 4321567890

Air: OoooOOOOOoooOOOOOoooo!

Noki: Now I'm extremely confused and slightly spooked.

Iggy: You aren't a very good at interviewing are you?

Noki: You aren't very good at being interviewed!

Iggy: *Pulls out best interviewee award*

Noki: ...

Iggy: See?

Noki: I didn't know such an award exists.

Iggy: Well it does.

Noki: Oh...

Iggy: Can I leave now?

Noki: Go ahead...

Iggy: Bye.

Noki: WAIT! I know what to do! I'm gonna call...

Iggy: Who are you gonna call?

Noki: GHOSTBUSTERS!

Iggy: Not funny...

Noki: Oh, and you're a clown?

Iggy: My brother is.

Noki: Fine, I'll interview him next time, and see what HE has to say about this!

Iggy: You do that.