Cackletta: WHY ON EARTH AM I ANNOUNCING THIS THING?! THIS IS JUST LIKE JURRY DUTY!!!

Mario with a Tail: You think you have it bad?! Some idiot gave me a raccoon tail!

Bailiff: *Cough*

Cackletta: *gulp* But hey, I love my job!

Mario: Me too… yep that’s me…

*Hired assassin… I mean bailiff walks away*

Cackletta: Quick let’s get this over with!

Mario: But PEACH is in it, let’s just drag it out so we can admire her de-

Cackletta: *gets all big and thunder and things randomly pop out of the sky* NOW!

Mario: Fine…but you don’t know what you’re missing…

Cackletta: I’M A GIRL!

Mario: Well that explains a lot.

Cackletta: Ok… our contestants are Shy Guy and Peach. Yippee. Now-

Mario: PEACH!!!!!!

Peach: High mom! Weight… Eye don’t have a mom… Duhhh... *goes into state of stupid and starts to drool*

Shy Guy: What??? I have to do rock, paper, scissors when I can only do PAPER?! ONLY THE BIGGEST IDIOT IN THE WORLD WOULD LOSE!!

Peach: What? Did somewon say, “Biggest idiot in the world”? Oh, well I’m hear!

Cackletta: Ok, we’re starting NOW! Rock, paper, scissors, sho-

Peach: What are we playing?

Shy Guy: You’ve got to be-

Cackletta: Rock, paper, scissors you BRAINLESS sack of idiot!! Why on EARTH did I capture YOU?????

Peach: How do you play rock, paper, scissors?

Cackletta: YOU CAME TO THIS THING AND DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO PLAY ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS? What did you think you came here for, yams?

Peach: Yes.

Cackletta: WHAT IDIOT DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO PLAY ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS ANYWAYS????

Peach: Me.

Toadsworth: Anyways, now it is very simple; your goldfish can even do it and has the memory span of 3 seconds (all goldfish do, I’m not kidding)

Peach: 3 hole seconds?? That’s a lot…duhhh…

Cackletta: WAKE UP YOU BLUBBERING IDIOT!

Peach: What? Why r (are) wee standing hear?

Toadsworth: We are teaching you how to play rock, paper, scissors.

Peach: I learned never to walk with scissors… or maybe it was run…Well, I learned the hard weigh.

Toadsworth: She somehow was running and tripped and cut out her whole brain with her scissors…

Peach: I thought you said I was born that weigh

Toadsworth: You were.

Peach: Oh… duhhh... what?

Toadsworth: Ok first you say rock, paper, scissors.

Peach: Why?

Toadsworth: Because we are teaching you how to play rock, paper, scissors.

Peach: MARIO! HEY MARIO! Bowser is capturing me next Saturday, so make sure you are far, far away so there is no chance of stopping him.

Mario: Ok!

Cackletta: Would you get on with it??????????

Five hours later…

Peach: Oh, I got it now! Oh, oops… I just forgot again…

Toadsworth: *sigh*

Five more hours…

Peach: Oh, I get it now! All I have to is randomly pick rock, paper, or scissors when Cackletta says “shoot” and Shy Guy will too. Who ever has the winning thing against the other wins! And since Shy Guy can only do paper, all I have to do is do scissors and I’ll win! And whatever I do, I shouldn’t pick rock!

Toadsworth: Right!

Cackletta: Yes! Now quick rock…

Paper…

Scissors…

SHOOT!

*Fawful pulls out a gun and blows everything up…ha just kidding*

Peach: I choose ROCK!!!!!! I win right?

Shy Guy: Wow, you really are the biggest idiot in the world! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN!

Cackletta: I’M FREE! I’M FREE! I’M FREE! I’m… I’m arrested?

Bailiff: Ummm yeah. You tried to take over the world and idiot Mario didn’t hand you in to us so we made you announce this.

Cackletta: That’s nice, but you are forgetting one thing…

*Fawful pulls out a gun and quick fries the planet*

The End