Larry's Bio on Roy: Wait, before I start, let me call my insurance agent... Ok, just so you know Roy is going to kill me after this bio is over. Roy is ummm... mean and the biggest bully in the whole castle. He is so violent! If you don't anything he doesn't like, he will punch you right in the stomach or stuff you in a locker! GRRRRRRR! Roy and Ludwig are both jerks... Maybe it is because they are oldest 2 out of all of us.
"Roy seriously needs to get a life," says Wendy. I know! Of course Wendy doesn't get bopped in the head by Roy. Roy is such a werido and a LOSER! All the time he calls us "loosuhers" he has been a freak all his life! Who in the right BULLY mind would wear PINK and GIRL GLASSES?! Then he has this "tough-guy" accent. I dont' know who has a more annoying FAKE accent; Roy or Ludwig... Though he acts so "tough" he can't beat Mario or Luigi. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Usually you would think bullies would be really stupid, but for some reason Roy is actually pretty smart! I guess he hides a brain under that pink-hat thing. It is humored that he got 2 brain transplants when he was a small Koopa so he would have two half-brains... He isn't the brightest bulb, but he is still pretty smart! Not only that, but he is really strong too! What? You can't be strong AND smart! You have to be one or the other! Or neither, or in the middle! That is scary...
Roy, during all of our attacks, had The Sky (how he stayed up there with all that weight I don't know) when we completely took over the Mushroom Kingdom, the Forest of Illusion when we controled Yoshi Island, and Float Castle during the capture of Jewelry Island. Overall Roy is a smart, strong, mean, pink, freaky JERK!!!! This is off subject, but why do we all have these stick things in our hands (as shown in the pictures of Roy above)? |
