SuperGreenNoki: It was a normal day at Mushroom Kingdom.

Peach: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

SuperGreenNoki: Nothing out of the ordinary.

Toadsworth: Mario! Peach has been kidnapped.

SuperGreenNoki: Just like any old, or new, day.

Mario: Don't bother me while I am eating! Luigi! *Mario stuffs sandwich into mouth*

Luigi: I am sorry, Mario is eating. May I take a message?

Toadsworth: PEACH HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED! again...

SuperGreenNoki: Pretty much everyday stuff.

Luigi: Mario, you need to rescue Peach. again...

Mario: Wat we wisi wawous woo we wiwapp wooway.

Luigi: "What we really want is roast. Whoo! Whee! Why maps today?"?

Mario: Wha wha wha whi whe.

Luigi: You want to go to bed? But Peach was kidnapped! again...

Mario: *Swallows* But she isn't supposed to be kidnapped today.

Luigi: Oh...

Mario: Who kidnapped her? Bowser? Waluigi? Wario? Bowser's kids?

Toadsworth: No! None of them! It was an entirely different face!

Luigi: AAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *Runs away*

Mario: Somebody isn't playing by the rules...

Toadsworth: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs away*

SuperGreenNoki: Maybe not so normal. But Mario knows what to do right?

Mario: Uhhh....What should I do...I know! *Continues eating*

SuperGreenNoki: -_- MARIO! *Slaps Mario*

Mario: Hey! You are just the announcer!

SuperGreenNoki: But Peach was just kidnapped! again...

Mario: I know.

SuperGreenNoki: Then save her!

Mario: How?

SuperGreenNoki: Like you always do! Jump on people!

Mario: Like you?

SuperGreenNoki: NO! Bad guys!

Mario: Oh...

*Blue Meteor falls into room*

Mario and SuperGreenNoki: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

SuperGreenNoki: I'm outta here! *Disappears*

Mario: Uhhh....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs away*

Luigi: *Comes out* Is it safe now? *Green slimy hand shoots out of meteor and grabs Luigi* AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mario: LUIGI! *Jumps on Meteor*

Luigi: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

*Meteor hand let's go of Luigi and grabs Mario sucking Mario into the Meteor*

Luigi: Ewwww I'm slimy. MARIO!

Mario: LUIGI!

*Meteor shoots away*

Luigi: O_o *twitches*

Toadsworth: MASTER MARIO! *Coughs*

Peach: GUYS! HE-

????: SHUT UP YOU!

Peach: *Muffled scream*

????: I SAID SHUT UP!

Daisy: PEACH!

????: *Big blue hairy tentacle goes from under cape and hits Daisy* NO ONE CAN DEFEAT ME!

*Meteor sucks in ???? and ???? in meteor flies into space*

Toadsworth: MASTER MARIO AND PRINCESS! *Has a heart attack*

Luigi: Not again! *Tentacle shoots from stomach* Uhhh......*5 more tentacles shoot from Luigi* AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Monster walks out of Luigi leaving Luigi fainted*

Monster: HEEEHEEEHEEE! *Shoots slime at Toadsworth and leaves*

Toadsworth: *Pulls out a cellphone and calls 911*

*1 hour later*

E. Gadd: Fascinating! *Studies Toadsworth*

Luigi: Uhhhh...What happened?

E. Gadd: You were the egg for a monster.

Toadsworth: What are you doing to me?

E. Gadd: There is a monster in you.

Luigi: So what is the deal with the kidnappings?

Toad: Some unknown life form kidnapped Mario and Peach.

Luigi: I know that!

E. Gadd: They seem to have similar genetics to the Shroobs.

Luigi: *Twitches*

E. Gadd: Don't worry though, they are different.

Luigi: For the better?

E. Gadd: No, they seem to be mutant shroobs.

Luigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *Egg falls out of Luigi's mouth* AAAAHHHH!!!!!

E. Gadd: Oh my! *Picks up egg*

Luigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *More eggs fall out of Luigi's mouth*

E. Gadd: Stop screaming!

Luigi: *Cries* *Eggs fall out of Luigi's eyes*

E. Gadd: stop crying! It appears whenever you scream or cry, you produce monster eggs.

Luigi: *Stares with wide eyes*

SuperGreenNoki: LUIGI!

E. Gadd: Aren't you supposed to stay out of this?

SuperGreenNoki: Yeah. But they hurt Luigi. Now it is personal...ish...

E. Gadd: But we don't know where they are.

SuperGreenNoki: All I have to do is type, "Fly after meteor" and we will be heading after them.

E. Gadd: Amazing.

SuperGreenNoki: WHO'S WITH ME!

*Silence*

SuperGreenNoki: To save Mario!

Luigi: I am!...

*Silence*

SuperGreenNoki: To save Peach!

Toadsworth: I am!

Daisy: I am!

*More silence*

SuperGreenNoki: *Thinks* So Mario, Peach, Luigi, Daisy, Toad, Toadsworth, and I don't die so that there is a chance of having another Peach capturing attempt!

Bowser: I am!

Roy: I am!

Larry: I am!

Iggy: I am!

Lemmy: I am!

Wario: I am!

Waluigi: I am!

Wendy: I am!

Morton: I am in this attempt to save Peach and Mario from the mysterious villain who has kidnapped Mario and Peach which is bad because the villain is strong so if we do not do this, then Peach and Mario will not be here and-

Everyone: SHUT UP!

Ludwig: Vwi vam!

SuperGreenNoki: Bye Graham? Who's Graham?

Ludwig: Vwi vwam.

SuperGreenNoki: Your ham? I don't really care who's ham is it. But are you in?

Ludwig: *angry* *writes down: I am*

SuperGreenNoki: good.

Baby Bowser/Bowser Jr.: I am!

SuperGreenNoki: No one cares about you! *Kicks Baby Bowser/Bowser Jr. into ocean*

Bowser: Baby Bowser/Bowser Jr.! *Jumps in ocean after him*

SuperGreenNoki: Uhhh....

Larry: Shouldn't someone save Bowser?

SuperGreenNoki: *thinks, "Which ones are annoying, hmmmm...."* *Kicks Morton, Ludwig, and Wendy into Ocean* There we go!

Larry: Okay...

SuperGreenNoki: Are you in E. Gadd?

E. Gadd: No. I will be studying the eggs and Toadsworth.

SuperGreenNoki: Toadsworth, you aren't going.

Luigi: Lucky...

SuperGreenNoki: You can stay to have E. Gadd use his drills on you and disect you limb from limb.

Luigi: On second thought...

SuperGreenNoki: Good. Now let's go! *Gets in rocket with others and flies after the evil*

Luigi: I don't feel good.

SuperGreenNoki: You don't feel WELL.

Luigi: No, I don't.

SuperGreenNoki: *sighs**types:*Luigi gets better**

Luigi: *Throws up* I don't feel better.

SuperGreenNoki: What? *types:*Grows wings** I DON'T HAVE WINGS! Huh...

Ludwig: Vwere vwis vumvun von ve vreen.

SuperGreenNoki: How did you get here? Oh, well...Hair is rummy and is green?

Ludwig: *Writes: There is someone on the screen*

SuperGreenNoki: Oh... *looks at screen*

????: Hello there. Why have you followed me?

SuperGreenNoki: Because y-

????: No matter. You will soon be no more.

SuperGreenNoki: And wh-

????: If you are wondering why, it is because at this very moment there are 20 missiles aiming right at you. And there is no escape. The intense gravity at the entrance will be certain of that. And no writing this out. There is a force field to stop that. So bye-bye. *Screen disappears*

SuperGreenNoki: Uhhh....Was that a recording?

Larry: Duhhh....

SuperGreenNoki: Oh... So...

Iggy: THERE ARE 20 CLASS MISSILES HEADING RIGHT AT US!

SuperGreenNoki: Uh oh...

*Missiles hit the ship*

Everyone: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *Ship falls to the weird planet*

SuperGreenNoki: ANYONE HAVE ANYTHING TO STOP THIS?

Lemmy: I have a giant balloon.

SuperGreenNoki: GOOD ENOUGH! *Grabs balloon and throw it down* Good. *Balloon pops* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Faints*

*Ship falls into a dirty ocean*

SuperGreenNoki: Huh...

Wendy: Eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....................

SuperGreenNoki: How did you get here? Oh, well. Let's go! *Walks out and falls into ocean* AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! CAN'T......SWIM......

*Everyone stares at SuperGreenNoki*

SuperGreenNoki: HELP! OR NO MORE STUFF!

Roy: Fine you babies! *Jumps in and swims SuperGreenNoki back*

SuperGreenNoki: I am alright so you know. So, NO CPR!

Roy: Good.

SuperGreenNoki: So.....Now what?

Larry: We save the princess.

SuperGreenNoki: How?

Iggy: We can row to shore and then go into that humongous castle over there labeled Ruler's Castle.

SuperGreenNoki: Good idea.

*Row to shore*

SuperGreenNoki: Which door to we go in? *Points at the five doors*

Morton: Well the first door which is the first door I will read is labeled torture place which is probably a place for torture hence the name torture place on the first door which is the first door I will and have read then-

SuperGreenNoki: Someone to paraphrase that.

Larry: Door one-torture place. Door two-office. Door three-Earth. Door Four-lab. Door five-prison hold.

SuperGreenNoki: Let's go to five first.

Iggy: Makes sense.

*Go through door*

????: YOU FELL FOR THAT TRAP! Precious! But it is true. It goes to prison.

SuperGreenNoki: What do you mean? Who are you?

????: Irrelevant. Bye-bye. *Pulls a lever*

*Hole opens up below them*

Everyone: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Falls on giant cushion*

SuperGreenNoki: Phew...Uhhh...

Mario: Luigi!

Luigi: Mario!

*Mario and Luigi hug*

Everyone: ...

Peach: Daisy!

Daisy: Peach!

*Peach and Daisy hug*

SuperGreenNoki: Yay!

Mario: Hey! How come we get, "..." and they get, "Yay!"

SuperGreenNoki: Guys hugging is...awkward. Girls hugging is normal. Guy and Girl hugging is ooooo, I wonder if there is anything between them...

Mario: Oh...

SuperGreenNoki: We should probably get out of here...

Peach: How? By eating the wall?

SuperGreenNoki: No...

Larry: How about that door with exit above it?

SuperGreenNoki: That could work...

*Goes and opens the door*

Guard: Only Peach is allowed out!

*Door slams shut*

SuperGreenNoki: Makes sense...

Larry: What should we do, now...?

SuperGreenNoki: I don't know...

Peach: I'm telling you, we should eat the wall!

SuperGreenNoki: How about we charge at that door and try to beat the guard...

Mario: I'll jump on him!

Everyone: *Charges at door and fights guard*

One billion more guards: FREEZE!

Two seconds later

SuperGreenNoki: That didn't work...

Peach: We really should eat the wall!

SuperGreenNoki: No, that'd dumb...

Mario: ARE YOU CALLING PEACH DUMB YOU @#*!#*$^"@&*#(@!

SuperGreenNoki: Pretty much yeah...

Mario: Oh...

Everyone: ... Morton: TIES ARE WEARABLE! Everyone: ...

Morton: yeah...

Everyone: ..................................................................................................................*sighs*..........................................................................................

SuperGreenNoki: Let's just end this story now before we're dead...

THE END

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...

SuperGreenNoki: Darn...I can't even end the stupid story...*Starts banging head on wall*

Luigi: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! *Eggs fall out of mouth and hatch*

Monster: &%#@$^$%&^^%&*$%*&^^$&^$%^$%^&^&%&%#^%#*&(! *Runs around*

Everyone: ..........................

SuperGreenNoki: *Continues to bang head on wall*...

*Wall breaks*

SuperGreenNoki: *Gasps* WOW! *Covers mouth* Now, let's get out quietly...

Everyone: *Quietly leaves*

Monster: &$^#&@%^&@#%&(&*&$%^#&^$%&$%&^$#^&)@%*^%)*%$()! *Runs around*

SuperGreenNoki: RUN FOR IT!

Everyone: *Runs*

????: Hello there my pretties.

Mario: I wouldn't quite say "pretty" *Points at SuperGreenNoki*

SuperGreenNoki: HEY! Oh, and you are the most good-looking person ever?

Peach: Yes you is!

Everyone: ...

????: Anyways...How did you get out?

SuperGreenNoki: Apparently I have a hard head...

????: I knew it should've been made with RWEierwoh, but NOOoooOO.

SuperGreenNoki: So, who are you?

????: If I tell you, I'd have to kill you.

Larry: Isn't that what you were going to do anyways?

????: Well, yeah...but...but...it doesn't matter, now just die!

SuperGreenNoki: Nah...

????: And why not?

SuperGreenNoki: Because I can't slap anyone else but Spector...

????: =P

SuperGreenNoki: Okay, who uses faces in writing instead of just making the stupid face?

????: Now u die

SuperGreenNoki: Is your grammar downgrading, or is it just me.

Mario: It's just me.

????: di

SuperGreenNoki: RUN!

Everyone but ????: *runs*

Guards: =P

SuperGreenNoki: Or not!

????: Now, you must die...

SuperGreenNoki: Finally, good grammar and spelling!

Larry: Uhh...

????: *shoots fire*

SuperGreenNoki: AAAHHH!!! hmmmm....

Everyone: hmmmm....?

SuperGreenNoki: GOT IT! *Runs head into walls and runs away*

EVERYONE (that means including evil people): *Follows*

SuperGreenNoki: AAAHHH!!! *Keeps running into walls* OW! *Gets a concussion*

Luigi: Like we didn't see that coming...

????: NOW DIE ALL OF YOU IDIOTS!

Monster: #$Y@#*(^$%(*%^#$(*%&($#*)&*! *Eats ????*

Everyone: ...

Larry: uh...

SuperGreenNoki: I'm better! WHOO! *faints*

Larry: Let's just go back home now...

Mario: WHEE!

Everyone: *Picks up SuperGreenNoki and walks into a nearby spaceship and head home*

5 hours later

SuperGreenNoki: *Laying still unconcious in bed*

Mario: Will he be alright?

E. Gadd: Don't think so...

Mario: NOooooOOOOOoooOOOooOooooooOOOOOOooOO!

SuperGreenNoki: *Coughs up purple liquid*

Mario: ...

E. Gadd: ...

SuperGreenNoki: *Coughs up more purple liquid and sits up* Uhh...wha...?

Mario: HE'S ALIVE!

Everyone: WHOO!

SuperGreenNoki: YAY!

THE END...and also to be continued...