Ch. 1: The Beginning

Luigi: *yawn*

*knock knock*

Luigi: (goes to door and opens it)

Mailman: AAAAHHH! Where's Mario?!

Luigi: Oh, he's out rescuing Peach. She was captured by Bowser again.

Mailman: Not again?

Luigi: Yep, again. She really has to get better security.

Mailman: Oh well! Luigi come with me! (runs off)

After a while of running

Luigi: Are we there yet?

Mailman: Yes. We're here.

Luigi: Where is here! AND WHERE'S MY MAIL!

Mailman: Oh, here you are. *hands Luigi pile of junkmail* We are in the wonderful town of HaggaMaggaLooloo Land.

Luigi: HEY! LOOK! A LETTER FROM MARIO! *opens letter*

Dear Luigi,

I am currently trapped in Bowser's castle. I think that Bowser has joined a club called "Evil Club of Not Niceness that Captures Princesses." They captured 52 other princesses besides Peach and me in a dress. I believe they will soon capture Princess Ihavemagicalpowerandifsomeonecapturesmethentheycanconquertheworld. A really long name. I wonder if it means anything? I dunno. oh well. Oh no! there's boserr I gota go

Mari

Luigi: Is that what the problem is?

Mailman: Yes.

Luigi: HEY! LOOK! I got mail from Evil Club of Not Niceness that Captures Princesses! Maybe this will give us some info!

Mailman: Wow, that is lucky.

Luigi: Yea. But I do have currently 782 Stache in Mario and Luigi.

Mailman: Whoa.

Luigi: Well let's see what it says. *opens letter*

Dear Cackletta,

You have been noticed as a good villain. How'd you like to be in the Evil Club of Not Niceness that Captures Princesses? If so, then, go to 38562948728910746 Evil Road.

Your password is *I am an evil villain, fear me, be me, see me, let me in!*

Luigi: It was supposed to be mailed to Cackletta. I thought she was dead.

Mailman: Maybe she is now stickletta?

Luigi: Well let's go!

Mailman: Wait! We don't look like Cackletta.

Luigi: Oh yeah.

Mailman: Oh well I have a Cackletta costume in my pocket.

Luigi: Wow, that's convenient. Mailman: Yeah.

Luigi: Uh-huh.

Mailman: So...

Luigi: TO 38562948728910746 EVIL ROAD!

Ch. 2: Hero/Villain Theory

Luigi: I WANNA BE THE HEAD!

Mailman: Oh yeah, well I'm not your Mailman Joe!

Luigi: EEEEEK!! WHO ARE YOU THEN!

Mailman: I am really... *Pulls off Mailman costume*

CACKLETTA'S TWIN SISTER!

Luigi: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! *runs around screaming* YOU'RE EVIL!

Cackletta's twin: No, I'm her opposite twin. So I'm good. My name's Smiletta.

Luigi: I don't believe you!

Smiletta: Then you won't believe that Bowser's twin is your twin.

Luigi: 2 things. 1. You're right, I don't. 2. I don't understand you.

Smiletta: Look, it is this whole theory of heroes and villians.

Luigi: Please explain.

Smiletta: The whole thing revolves around the number 2.

Luigi: 2?

Smiletta: Yes. 2. It is a number.

Luigi: Uh-huh. Elaborate.

Smiletta: Well you see, every Kingdom has its own letter, number, or number and letter pair. Mushroom Kingdom has the letter "L".

Luigi: Why?

Smiletta: Well, first of all you are on Planet 38562948728910746 according to the Wholabellywholawho theory. So on planet Loo-koo, that number is equal to .

Luigi: What is it equal to?

Smiletta:

Luigi: Nothing?

Smiletta: Sorta.

Luigi: Oh.

Smiletta: Yeah

Luigi: Continue.

Smiletta: Oh yeah. So, you are also in Kingdom L so.

Luigi: Okay.

Smiletta: So, what the weird deciding people do is find a pair of twins. The pair of twins for the Mushroom Kingdom is us two.

Luigi: WHAT?! WE'RE TWINS?!

Smiletta: Yeah.

Luigi: WHAT?! WE'RE TWINS?!

Smiletta: YEAH!

Luigi: Odd.

Smiletta: So then they clone us. Your clown was Mario, and mine was Cackletta.

Luigi: Why is she evil then.

Smiletta: The cloning machine makes the clone evil.

Luigi: MARIO IS EVIL!

Smiletta: Sometimes, it messes up though and makes the clone REALLY fat.

Luigi: Oh, that's why Mario is so fat.

Smiletta: Yes.

Luigi: Then why is Bowser the villain in Mushroom Kingdom?

Smiletta: Actually Cackletta is, but Bowser took over.

Luigi: Is Bowser the clone?

Smiletta: No.

Luigi: What Kingdom does he come from.

Smiletta: Koopa/X.

Luigi: Okay then.

Smiletta: Now that you know who I am, I should go in claiming to be Cackletta and you go through the gutter to help watch to keep it a secret, see where may help find clues, and to keep you busy.

Luigi: Okay then.

Chapter 3: Weirdness

Luigi: Wait! The gutter was just sucked into a black hole.

Smiletta: Odd. Oh well go through a vent instead.

Luigi: Okay.

Smiletta: Also, that wasn't a black hole, that was Cackletta's baby

Gonetta. She randomly sucks stuff in.

Luigi: I GOT AN IDEA! We get Gonetta to think you are her mom, then we

suck up the club.

Smiletta: That is brilliant! Except that if there are princesses and

Mario in there, they'll be sucked in too.

Luigi: Oh yeah.

Smiletta: WAIT! I forgot that Cackletta wears contacts.

Luigi: SHE DOES?!?

Smiletta: Yes.

Luigi: Oh.

Smiletta: Well, maybe we can use a piece of glass.

?????: (from above) Oh no you don't! *Mysterious figure sweeps down on a rope, grabs Smiletta, and swoops back off) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Luigi: That is not good. Now who will I talk to? Ugh.

*Ukiki (monkey like figure) walks by*

Luigi: *Grabs Ukiki*

Ukiki: EEEEEEK!! *monkey noises of terror*

Luigi: I need to talk to you so it doesn't look like a long paragraph of boringness.

Ukiki: Ooh. Eeek! Eeeekaw!

Luigi: Let's see here *pulls out Monkey to English translator*. Fine, $15 per hour works.

Ukiki: Eeee! (good)

Luigi: Let's go rescue Smiletta!

Chapter 4: Failed attempt #1 to rescuing Smiletta from ?????

Luigi: CHARGE!

Ukiki: EEEEEAWWEER! (CHARGE)

Luigi: *Tries to run up wall but fails*

Ukiki:

EEEEAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LELEAWK! (You can't run up that wall you crazy mustachioed man! You must use a anti-gravity device. I have one in my pouch.)

Luigi: You have a pouch?

Ukiki: ooooo AW AW AW AW! (Duhhh...) *pulls out anti-gravity device*

Luigi: OOOOOH! GIMME! *Grabs device and presses random buttons*

Ukiki:

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! (EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK)

Luigi: Look! It's Smiletta's Captor!

Ukiki: Oh Ah Oha LEEKOOKOO EEEEEeeeeeeeEeEeEeeeE! (He must have an anti-gravity device too. Quick! Press the rainbow button!)

Luigi: Okay. *presses rainbow button*

Ukiki: AHLOOLODODOHED! (THE ONE GOING FROM RIGHT TO LEFT YOU DOODOOHEAD!)

Luigi: Meanie! *presses other rainbow button*

*ZAP!*

Chapter 5: Where are we?

Luigi: Where are we?

Ukiki: I dunno.

Luigi: You are speaking English!

Ukiki: So are you.

Luigi: Where are we?

Ukiki: I said, I dunno.

Luigi: Hey! Look! It's Gonetta

Ukiki: Gonetta must have sucked up the same time as you pressed the button, and ????? pressed the different rainbow button. This creating a hole in the Time-Space Continuum. This sucked us up and put us in the 21st dimension.

Luigi: Oh. Of course.

Ukiki: The only way out is to squeak a rubber ducky.

Luigi: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Ukiki: It makes a noise that isn't able to be heard in the 21st

dimension and zaps us back.

Luigi: Odd.

Ukiki: How don't you know this?

Luigi: I am allergic to rubber duckies though.

Ukiki: You're allergic to rubber?

Luigi: No, rubber duckies. A rubber ducky has a mysterious mist

around, very thin, which I am allergic to.

*Rubber ducky floats near Luigi*

Ukiki: Uhhhh... How allergic.

Luigi: If one touches me, then I switch bodies with someone near me.

Ukiki:

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Rubber ducky rams into Luigi and squeaks*

Luigi: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Chapter 6: Shopping

Smiletta: Ugh, I don't feel so good.

Ukiki: EEAAkiekie. (neither do I.)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK (EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK)

Smiletta: What's wrong?

Ukiki: EEEEEEAahahdfjkudkfjieauyvhbanjfvncjdshafjkhdsf hfujkfh! (I AM A UKIKI THAT'S WHAT! AND YOU'RE ME!

Smiletta: *Looks at self* YOU'RE RIGHT! I AM YOU!

Ukiki: ooooo AW AW AW AW! (Duhhh...)

Smiletta: Okay, now where is Ukiki?

?????: EEaahaeiuouo. (Here.)

Smiletta: So that must mean that ????? is in my body.

Luigi: Yes.

Smiletta: Okay, so then, ummm...

Ukiki:

WAAAAAAAASDREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKK!JKFHfa (WE MUST GET TO OUR NORMAL BODIES! QUICK GET A RUBBER DUCKY!)

?????: Hey, ????? in Luigi's body. How come you had an anti-gravity device too.

Luigi: I should ask you the same question.

?????: We'll just go behind that tree and talk while you may go on a long journey to find a rubber ducky.

Smiletta: Whatever.

Ukiki:

EAakdoukdjsastjksfhjlgvalfdjkhdsaflkvjasrkyewoirujkljdskeeeeeeeeeewklaweeeeouuiejieuorueourieuroiueoiuoivuoiuiuiueioueoieuaiureoiaueieuoieuieueoiu (Quick! TO THAT RUBBER DUCKY STORE!)

Smiletta: Wow, Rubber Duckies R' We, that's lucky.

Ukiki: *Grabs Luigi in Smiletta's body and runs off to the rubber ducky store.*

Guard: No admittance with pet.

Ukiki: EEEEEEEEEEasdkfieuoiyerwtudsjfhjvnjasdgfuyieyrueyuiweioueoiuewoiruewoiurwuiyuipyquewgfjdshuyewuirw! (I AM NOT A PET YOU NINCOMPOOP! I AM REALLY HIM! BESIDES! UKIKIS AREN'T PETS!)

Guard: Awwwwww... It thinks we can understand it. How cute. *Firmly grabs Smiletta in Ukiki's body and ties him to a pole with very tight rope*

Ukiki: OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! OUOUOuououoOUOUOUOUOUOU! (OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! OWOWOwowowoOWOWOWOWOWOW!)

Smiletta: Okay....................................... *walks in*

Guard: You smell like cheesecake. WANNA GO ON A DATE!

Smiletta: No.

*After 32 hours of searching for a rubber ducky, Luigi in Smiletta's body finally gets a box from a new shipment since they were all out of them*

Smiletta: *Rushes out, grabs Smiletta in Ukiki's body, and goes to where ????? in Luigi's body and Ukiki in ?????'s body are talking about smart stuff*

Chapter 7: Home again

?????: Hey you're back.

Luigi: Welcome, what took you so long?

Smiletta: Stuff.

Luigi: Oh.

Ukiki: aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAOUIOUIAAAAAAAAAAASghkl;! (JUST PRESS IT AGAINST LUIGI ALREADY!)

*Luigi in Smiletta's body shoves rubber ducky against ????? in Luigi's body*

ZAM!

Ukiki: EaeaEAeAouioiuoidsuisahtfj. (I am Luigi, who is Smiletta?)

?????: Here.

Luigi: I am Ukiki.

Smiletta: I am ????? or Paper.

Paper: Try again.

*James in Smiletta's body shoves a rubber ducky against Ukiki in Luigi's body*

ZAM!

Paper: I am Luigi, who is Smiletta?

Luigi: Here

Smiletta: I am Ukiki.

Ukiki: EaeaEaeAuiseoiwe. (I am Paper)

Luigi: Retry

*Ukiki in Smiletta's body shoves a rubber ducky against Smiletta in Luigi's body*

Luigi: I am Luigi, who is Smiletta?

Smiletta: Here.

Ukiki: EaeaEaeeiaoetryo. (I am Ukiki)

Paper: I am Paper.

Luigi: FINALLY! Now we can stop that club.

Smiletta: Why are you called Paper.

Paper: It's a long story. It began when...

Luigi: Oh no. Not more talking.

Chapter 8: Paper's name

Paper: Yes more talking.

Luigi: Fine, but I will interrupt you.

Ukiki: Eaouikdujfilaejkflahds;fjl. (Bye)

Smiletta: Bye.

Paper: Back to me talking. Well, when I was two years old...

Luigi: Two.

Paper: *looks at Luigi oddly* As I as saying, when I was two...

Luigi: Two.

Paper: Years old, a crazy guy named, ummm.. what was his name, it was like courtseyman...

Luigi: Courtseyman.

Smiletta: You mean Bowser.

Paper: Yes, he turned me into a stick.

Luigi: Stick.

Paper: Then he snapped me in two and laughed.

Luigi: Laughed.

Paper: This created a whole in the time-space continuum.

Luigi: Continuum.

Paper: That turned me in a piece of paper.

Luigi: Paper.

Paper: Yes? Oh, never mind. Then 3284693846573246598 years later, I was revived in the form of a battery.

Luigi: Battery.

Battery: Yes.

Smiletta: Who are you?

Battery: Isn't this Southern Lanalan?

Smiletta: Oh no. Go West for 23 miles, then turn right, left, right, right, left, and right, and you'll come to a stop sign, lick it and it will teleport you there.

Battery: Thanks, bye.

Paper: As I was saying, then I was put into this robot body and as long as my name is Paper, I live.

Luigi: Odd.

Paper: Yeah.

Chapter 9: Getting into the club

Paper: Now I will go into the club.

Smiletta: YOU ARE IN THE CLUB!

Paper: Yeah. I tried to hit Pluto, hitting the planets into the sun. But my henchman fell asleep. I also destroyed the planet between Jupiter and Saturn.

Luigi: There was a planet there?

Smiletta: Yeah, it was Bowser's home, but Bowser moved to Koopa when it went BOOM!

Paper: Yeah.

Luigi: Paper, I have an idea. Disguise us as villains.

Paper: Why?

Luigi: So we can stop the club and save the princesses.

*Smiletta slaps Luigi*

Luigi: Ow!

Paper: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE TRYING TO STOP THE CLUB!

Luigi: We'll pay you $22.

Paper: *Pulls out handcuffs and handcuffs them* HA!

Luigi: Fine $3876 and that's my final offer.

Paper: I already have $8763296518765732648734987325.94.

Luigi: Oh.

Paper: *Grabs a rope, ties them up with the rope, puts a handkerchief around their mouths, and carries them into the club* Now you will pay for destroying my great-uncle.

Luigi: Who?

Paper: He was a Wiggler who you killed. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Chapter 10: Captured

Paper: *Carries Luigi and Smiletta into the club* Hey! Boss! I got some prisoners!

Boss: *Looks at Luigi* AHA! Luigi! Mario's brother.

Luigi: Finally someone knows who I am.

Smiletta: But it is bad in this case.

Luigi: So?

Boss: *Looks at Smiletta* IDIOT! THIS IS CACKLETTA!

Paper: Nono! This is Smiletta!

Boss: Yeah right! Henchman A, pull the lever.

*Henchman A pulls lever and trapdoor opens under Paper*

Paper: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Luigi: PAPER! Oh well. He wasn't a very well loved character.

Boss: Hello Cackletta, sorry for his rudeness. Here, I am Mr. Bigfatmeanie. But you can call me Dodo.

Smiletta: Awww... Okay. Sure.

Mr. Bigfatmeanie: HENCHMAN A! PUT LUIGI IN THE DUNGEON!

Henchman A: Which one sir?

Mr. Bigfatmeanie: Duhhhhhhhh.... THE WORST ONE! HENCHMAN B, YOU DO IT AND PULL THE LEVER!

*Henchman B pulls lever and trapdoor opens under Henchman A*

Henchman A:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*Henchman B grabs Luigi and carries him off*

Chapter 11: Luigi's Adventure in a cell

Luigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANNA GO TO A CELL!

Henchman B: And I don't wanna work for Mr. Bigfatmeanie, but you don't hear me complaining.

*Awkward silence*

Henchman B: *Starts crying* YOU'RE RIGHT! I SHOULD GET A NEW JOB!

Luigi: It's okay, it's okay.

Henchman B: NO IT'S NOT! WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luigi: It's fine. How about this, you help get me outta here, and I get you out and a new job.

Henchman B: BUT MR. BIGFATMEANIE WILL STILL GET ME!!!!!!!!

Luigi: No, I'll protect you, and we'll stop Mr. Bigfatmeanie.

Henchman B: Really? *Starts to calm down*

Luigi: Yes.

Henchman B: Okay. Here. *Hands Luigi weird device*

Luigi: What's this?

Henchman B: It's my newest invention.

Luigi: What does it do?

Henchman B: I... Don't know.

Luigi: COOL! I can just press random buttons.

Luigi and Henchman B: Let's go!

(I know that title wasn't true)

Chapter 12: Smiletta's Adventure as Cackletta

Mr. Bigfatmeanie: So Cackletta, done anything EVIL recently?

Smiletta: Ummmm..... Sure.

Mr. Bigfatmeanie: What?

Smiletta: Well, I, helped kill someone.

Mr. Bigfatmeanie: Who?

Smiletta: I dunno his real name.

Mr. Bigfameanie: Oh.

Smiletta: Yeah.

Mr. Bigfatmeanie: WANNA GET MARRIED!

Smiletta: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Mr. Bigfatmeanie: I said, "WANNA GE..."

Smiletta: Nono. I heard what you said.

Mr. Bigfatmeanie: Oh.

Smiletta: BUT WHY DO YOU SUDDENLY ASK THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Mr. Bigfatmeanie: WHY NOT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Smiletta: Because you are 1) Ugly; 2) Dumb; 3) Fat; and 4) Have a REALLY weird name.

Mr. Bigfatmeanie: MEANIE!

Smiletta: You shouldn't be talking! Your name with spaces is Big fat meanie!

Mr. Bigfatmeanie: Really?!? *Thinks for about 2 minutes* WOW! YOU'RE RIGHT!

Smiletta: Yeah, you're dumb.

Mr. Bigfatmeanie: HENCHMAN B! PULL THE LEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Awkward silence*

Smiletta: He isn't here.

Mr. Bigfatmeanie: Oh, yeah. RAAAAAAAAA... *Jumps at Smiletta* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Chapter 13: Odd (not bad) Luck

Henchman B: Ewwww... No you don't! *Swings at Mr. Bigfat meanie*

Luigi: IT'S OH! NOT EWWWWWW!

Smiletta: Luigi!

Henchman B: RAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

BANG!

*After lots of boom and bang and ouchieness*

Luigi: Wait, let me get this straight. Henchman B hit Mr. Bigfatmeanie who hit Smiletta who slipped and hit the pile of boxes I was standing on, knocking me on top of Henchman B. Mr. Bigfatmeanie then pulled out an atomic bomb which was eaten by Gonetta who decided to grow up and became much older. Then Henchman B pulled out a big boom device and decided to tickle Gonetta who screamed and broke the ground. So that is why we're falling?

Smiletta: Right.

Gonetta: Oui.

Luigi: WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING FRENCH?!

Gonetta: Pourquoi pas.

Luigi: BECAUSE THIS IS NOT A FRENCH TRAP HOLE!

Smiletta: You speak French?

Luigi: Yes.

Mr. Bigfatmeanie: I WILL NOW PULL OUT A PIG! *Pulls out pig*

Pig: OINK!

Luigi: Oinkity oinkoinkoinkoinkoijhtruiewflksdf HA?

Pig: InkOink!

Luigi: Oinky.

Pig: Oiunoiinkkkkkkkkkkkk.

Smiletta: Wait, so you know French, English, Pigese, and have a Monkey to English translator?!

Luigi: And I know Dutch, Spanish, German, Antarctiese, Penguinese, Martianese, South Dakotaese...

Smiletta: Okay, just stop. What did the pig say?

Luigi: He said, "Wanna see my teleport device?" Then I said, "Sure why not. It sounds useful. Does it have any problems?" Then he said, "Yes," and I said, "What," and he said, "It changes your size."

Smiletta: Wow.

Pig: OOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

Luigi: HE JUST SAID, "OH NO! MR. BIGFATMEANIE JUST PRESSED THE TELEPORT BUTTON!

Everyone in a 23 mile radius: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chapter 14: Teleportation

Narrator: FINALLY I GET TO SPEAK! Now just so you know, the people in a 23 mile radius didn't scream because they were teleported, they screamed because they were all watching one show where a guy said, "NOW LET ME HEAR YOU SCREAM/!" So everyone did. It was loud. It broke my brother's ear drum. It went boom. The breaking of his ear drum's noise broke his cousins favorite toy: A battery.

Smiletta: Where are we?

Pig: Oinkouioieea. (In the main area of the club.)

Mr. Bigfatmeanie: I will now pull out anti-pig spray.

Luigi: NO! PIG!

*Mr. Bigfatmeanie pulls out spray and sprayed it on the pig*

*Pig grows to normal size but everyone else is still one inch high*

Pig: OINIOEKF MR. BIGFATMEANIE SO HA! (I will now squish Mr. Bigfatmeanie so ha!)

Luigi: YOU'RE SPEAKING ENGLSH?!

Pig: I GUESS SO. (I guess so.)

Luigi: Could you be quieter since you voice is louder since you are bigger.

Pig: Okay. (Okay)

Narrator: Uhh... we don't have to translate the pig anymore Luigi so turn it off.

Luigi: Okay.

Mr. Bigfatmeanie: I guess I pulled out the B.E.S.T. by mistake.

Luigi: What does that stand for?

Mr. Bigfatmeanie: Big English Speaking Tube.

Pig: Is there any left?

Mr. Bigfatmeanie: Uhhh... Yes some, but I WILL THROW IT DOWN THE DRAIN SO YOU CAN'T KILL ME!

Luigi: Uhhh, well, umm, that stops us from needing you.

Mr. Bigfatmeanie: Oops.

Pig: DIE!

*Pig squishes Mr. Bigfatmeanie*

Luigi: MURDERER!

Chapter 15: Down the drain

Pig: Well I guess I can leave now.

Smiletta: Bye.

Luigi: Bye.

Pig: Bye.

*Pig walks away*

Luigi: Now we must get that B.E.S.T.

Smiletta: Let's go.

*They jump down the drain but miss the little platform the tube landed on*

Luigi and Smiletta: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Luigi: WE MISSED THE PLATFORM!

Smiletta: I KNOW!

Luigi: CAN YOU SWIM?

Smiletta: YES CAN YOU?

Luigi: YEA, AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T CONTAIN FISH!

Smiletta: TOO BAD THERE ARE PIRAHNAS TOO!

Luigi: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*SPLASH*

Chapter 16: Dancing with piranhas

Luigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! OW OW OW OW OW!

Smiletta: DON'T YOU KNOW PIRANHAESE?

Luigi: IT WOULD BE CALLED PIRANHESE, OW, AND NO, AND IF I DID THEY CAN'T HEAR IT, THEY CAN'T HEAR US.

Smiletta: HOW DO YOU, OW, KNOW?

Luigi: THEIR EARS ARE BITTEN OFF.

Smiletta: OW! OH.

Luigi: I HAVE AN IDEA, ON THREE JUMP OUT OF THE WATER FOR A LITTLE BIT!

Smiletta: WHY?

Luigi: TRUST ME OKAY! 1... 2... 3!

*They jump out of the water and are barely holding on to bricks on the wall*

Luigi: TRY NOT TO TOUCH ANY WATER!

*Luigi dips his hand into the water and uses thunder hand he got in Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga, electrifying and killing the piranhas*

Smiletta: Okay, that solves the first problem, but how do we get up?

Luigi: I don't know. Fly?

Smiletta: *Gives a look saying "Be serious" to Luigi*

Chapter 17: Mysterious visitor

Luigi: Hey, you try to come up with something better.

Smiletta: I can. It isn't hard. Sure maybe if you said climb I'd be more serious, but FLYING?!?!?!?!?

*Mysterious figure pops out of the water*

Luigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Mysterious figure: You act like you've never seen a Tillacamahctahw before.

Luigi: I haven't.

Smiletta: Neither have I.

Tillacamahctahw: Look, I heard you mention you need to fly, and I can help you.

Luigi: Wait, here it is in my dictionary it says a Tillacamahctahw is 5 ft high and eat ceilings and can fly.

Tillacamahctahw: I was shrunken and thrown down hear.

Luigi: Oh.

Tillacamahctahw: Yeah.

Smiletta: Why didn't you fly out earlier?

Tillacamahctahw: I was trapped under the piranhas.

Luigi: Really?

Tillacamahctahw: Yes, there's a nice groove under them.

Luigi: Wow.

Tillacamahctahw: Because you freed me I'll help you up, but we may get squished/swatted.

Luigi: There is a B.E.S.T. up there.

Tillacamahctahw: A B.E.S.T.! WOW! THEN LET'S GO!

Smiletta: Do you know what it stands for?

Tillacamahctahw: Umm... Well its acronym is "Best." Maybe Big Extremely Super Tea?

Smiletta: No, it stands for Big English Speaking Tube.

Tillacamahctahw: That's still good right?

Smiletta: Yeah.

Tillacamahctahw: Then let's go.

Luigi: TO THE LEDGE!

Chapter 18: Flying sing-a-long

Luigi: We interrupt the main plot to sing a song as we fly on the Tillacamahctahw's back.

Tillacamahctahw: Call me Jim.

Luigi: NO! I REFUSE!

Down in the gross drain *to the tune of "On Top of Old Smokey"*

Down in the gross drain; All covered with dirt; I saw some old spiders Which fed on poor Bert.

I think we're almost there; I think it I see. For I soon will escape then; Oh happy I'll be.

Smiletta: That was terrible. L

uigi: Let's hear you interrupt the plot with song.

Smiletta: Okay, I will.

Flying Up

*To the tune of "Jingle Bells"*

Flying up a drain; On a Tillacamahctahw; Oh it is really gross; And I wanna get out. It is annoying. We are in a gross place. I wanna take a bath, Whenever I get out. OH!

Flying up Flying up Flying up a drain Oh how gross it is to fly Up on a Tillacamahctahw! HEY! Flying up Flying up Flying up a drain Oh how gross it is to fly Up on a Tillacamahctahw!

Luigi: It's better than mine.

Smiletta: Yes it is!

Jim: Here, my turn.

We are there and I gotta pee

*To the tune of the jingle "The Pennsylvania Lottery"*

We are there and I gotta pee.

Luigi: Too short.

Smiletta: Yeah.

Jim: I WAS TELLING YOU WE'RE THERE!

Luigi and Smiletta: Oh.

Chapter 19: The Big Moment

*Luigi and Smiletta get off of Jim, grab the B.E.S.T., go back on Jim, and fly up*

Jim: I'M FREE!

*Guy walking back accidently steps on Jim*

Smiletta: JIM!

Luigi: Tillacamahctahw!

Smiletta: *Gives Luigi a look*

Luigi: I said I wouldn't call him Jim.

Smiletta: WAIT! HE IS WEARING A COSTUME!

Luigi: It really is a *Pulls off "Jim's" costume* Paper?!?!?!?

Paper: Ih...

Luigi: ?

Smiletta: I think he wants us to push the reactivate button.

Luigi: Oh. *Pushes reactivate button*

Paper: I fell down and put the costume on for fun, I thought Luigi wouldn't help if I didn't.

Luigi: You're right.

Paper: Let's grow again. *Holds B.E.S.T. up in air*

*Guy walks past again and knocks B.E.S.T. out of Paper's hand*

Chapter 20: Just kidding

*Luigi catches and sprays it on Smiletta and Paper*

Paper: I'm big again!

Luigi: How'd you shrink?

Paper: The suit shrunk me.

Luigi: Well, that's odd. Where's Gonetta?

Smiletta: I dunno.

Luigi: There she is! She's about to suck up the princesses and Mario!

Smiletta: Don't worry.

*Smiletta pulls out a stick and spins it*

Gonetta: ROBIN!

Luigi: ?

Smiletta: She loves Robin from Teen Titans.

Luigi: Oh.

Paper: Bye. *Walks away*

Luigi: MARIO!

Mario: LUIGI!

Luigi: PRINCESSES!

Narrator: And so Luigi saved all the princesses with some help and peace was yet again restored. But what about the pig?

Pig: And this proves Einsten's theory.

Ukiki: Proving that perpetual energy is really a radio activacal atomic...

Narrator: Well, you can just say him and the Ukiki which learned English, are the new Einsteins.

THE END... or a new beginning. PROBABLY AN END THOUGH! maybe not. OH WELL! TILL THE NEXT TIME IF THERE IS ONE GOODBYE!