Larry: Hey bros, we need to get back the spotlight.

Lemmy: What do you mean?

Larry: Bowser Jr./Baby Bowser is the famous one lately!

Wendy: I know, this just won't do!

Ludwig: Vwe vould dettack.

Morton: What did you just say out of you mouth that was said by you for I cannot understand you.

Ludwig: I vwaid, "Vwe vhould dettack"

Iggy: Just a second. *Runs into his workplace and runs back* Here, I just invented this, it should make him understandable if we put it in his mouth.

Morton: Cool gimme that weird device thingimabobberoo! *Grabs invention and stuffs it into Ludwig's mouth.

Ludwig: I said, "I said, "We should attack""

Wendy: Finally we can understand that brat.

Roy: Look who's speaking.

Wendy: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Roy: WHAT DO YOU THINK I SAID YOU BRATTY BRAT PANTS!

Morton: I am not wearing pants right now for us koopa kids do not wear pants on an average basis. In fact I never wear pants. Pants spells stnap backwards. If you get rid of the t. It says snap. Snap has many anagrams. One is pans, naps, and span. Pants are usually worn with shirts. Shirts are...

Everyone: SHUT UP!

Larry: In case you didn't notice though, HE IS ALWAYS WITH BOWSER!

Iggy: He isn't with Bowser though at two times, in the time out zone and the bathroom.

Larry: He has only been to the time out zone once and there are cameras there.

Wendy: I AM NOT HIDING IN THE BATHROOM! IT'S DISGUSTING! IN FACT, I'M TELLING DADDY! MAYBE HE'LL AWARD ME!

Roy: NO YOU DON'T! *Attacks Wendy*

Iggy: *Runs to workshop and back* Here. *Stuffs drink into Wendy's mouth*

Wendy: Look a shoe! *giggle*

Lemmy: What did you do?

Iggy: I gave her a delusion potion. She's crazy.

Roy: I'm proud.

Wendy: A COUCH! LET'S GET MARRIED!

Morton: She, Wendy Koopa, is acting delusional and is not acting the normal way that is gets acted by her often which is most of the average time.

Ludwig: *Grabs Wendy and puts her in bag* That should take care of her!

Iggy: I HAVE AN IDEA!

Morton: What is the idea that you just thought of in your head on your neck on your shoulders on your thingy!

Roy: SHUT UP YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Iggy: We get Mario to kidnap Bowser Jr./Baby Bowser.

Larry: WORK WITH THE GUY WHO IS CONSTANTLY TRYING TO STOP US!

Lemmy: What other Mario do you know?

Iggy: We are trying to stop him from stopping dad from doing something so Dad started it, not us.

Wendy: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!

Everyone: ?

Wendy: BLUEBERRY SUNDAE!

After 52 attempts to get Mario, they finally get him to come and go are meeting in Washington's right nostril in the Mount Rushmore

Mario: Where are we going?

Morton: The destination that we are going to and now are in is called Mount Rushmore and the more specific place is in Washington's nose and the most is his right nostril in South Dakota and...

Mario: SHUT UP! Why?

Iggy: This is why. *Iggy presses a button moving a wall upwards and revealing a laboratory*

Mario: Since when is this here?

Iggy: I built it a few years back.

*everyone walks in and sits at a table*

Mario: So, why do we need to talk.

Larry: We want you to eliminate Baby Bowser/Bowser Jr.

Mario: Why?

Larry: So we can fight you again.

Mairo: Why would I want that?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Larry: Ummmmmm...

Iggy: How many times has Bowser Jr./Baby Bowser beaten you.

Mario: 9 times.

Lemmy: How many times have we beaten you?

Mario: 12 times.

Morton: So there for 12 and 9 are divisible by 3 which is a magic number so if you destroy Bowser Jr./Baby Bowser there will be a magic boom which actually probably won't happen for 3 isn't that magical but still has a song named after it.

Mario: So you want me to die.

Iggy: Wait! How many years have Bowser Jr./Baby Bowser been the enemy.

Mario: I dunno 12?

Larry: How about us?

Mario: 48ish maybe?

Iggy: So he his for winning to years is 9/12 or 3/4. For us it is 12/48 or 1/4. So he wins 2 more times every four years!

Mario: Good point, but I am not sure for this may be a trap.

Ludwig: We'll give you delusional Wendy.

Mario: YOU ARE UNDERSTANDABLE!

Iggy: I gave put a translator in his mouth.

Mario: Anyways, deal.

Roy: But this truce is temporary for I badly want to go back to killing you!

Mario: Oooooookaaaaaaayyyy.............

On an air plane back to Bowser's castle.

Mairo: So what is the plan?

Wendy: The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds!

Iggy: How do you know that?

Wendy: duhh... It is just like research indicates that mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.

Mario: Okay....

Iggy: I guess my potion also gives random facts in the victim's brain.

Wendy: The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.

Larry: The current plan is hide in the bathroom and improvise. And if Bowser catches us. We claim either Mario forced us or those were Mario's allies disguised as us.

Mario: Okay.

Wendy: Europe is the only continent without a desert.

Morton: Desert is not to be confused with dessert. Desserts are tasty! In fact my favorite dessert is...

All: SHUT UP!

Wendy: Toki doki kuruma de kayotte imasu means Sometimes I commute by car. in Japanese. And Goodyear rubber company researched and concluded that shoes wear out faster on the right foot than the left.

Morton: I like right feet unless they are left in which they aren't both and nothing unless eBay dances.

Back in the castle. In the bathroom too.

Larry: Now Wendy, be quiet.

Wendy: BUT THE TOILET IS ALIVE!

Roy: SHUT UP OR I WILL KILL YOU!

Morton: Will and kill are very similar words. They both have a consonant, then ill. Ill is also cool for look. IIIllllllllll. Hard to tell apart. ls look like 1s.

Roy: YOU TOO!

Wendy: On older keyboards, instead of a 1, they have an l.

Roy: ERRRRG!

Iggy: Quiet... I hear something.

Wendy: Fine, I won't tell you that a quarter has 119 grooves on its edge and a dime has one less groove... oops.

Bowser: Whoo! Shavin' is fun. WHOO! SHAVING MY... Wait, there is a disturbance in the force of the bathroom.

Lemmy: *gulp*

Bowser: THE SOCK PILE HAS AN ODD SOCK NUMBER! I WILL GO YELL AT MY KIDS AFTER I SHAVE!

*The upcoming shaving scene has been left out for it has been known to cause nausea, terror, pain, nightmare, and an occasional death. We will instead tell some more facts implanted in Wendy's mind*

FACTS: There are 2,500,000 rivets in the Eiffel Tower, it takes forty minutes to hard boil an ostrich egg, in 1977 there were 37 Elvis impersonators in the world. In 1993, there were 48,000. At this rate, by the year 2010 one out of every three people will be an Elvis impersonator, Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants, if the bottom two rows of keys on your keyboard suddenly failed, the longest word you could still be able to type out is 'typewriter', goldfish can suffer motion sickness, Shirley Temple always had 56 curls in her hair, William Shakespeare's father's first name was John, horses can sleep standing up, the plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets, armadillos are the only animal besides humans that can get leprosy, Mickey Mouse was banned in Romania in 1935 because it was felt that he was too scary for children, more people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes, the sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth, there is a 1 in 685,000 chance that you will accidentally drown in your own bath, Brazil got it's name from the nut, not the other way around, the aquatic animal, the Red Sponge, can be broken into a thousand pieces and still reconstitute itself, Queen Victoria was the first European monarch to use a telephone, and a pound of termites has more nutrients than a pound of beef or pork.

*Now back to the story*

Morton: That scene of Bowser coming in and shaving was disturbing so I will now feel unwell. He is now going off to find us. Will he find us in here. I do not know that at all. We are well hidden in a weird way...

Wendy: The pupil of an octopus' eye is rectangular.

Roy: I CAN'T WORK WITH THESE CONSTANT INTERRUPTIONS!

Larry: shhhh... I hear something.

Morton: What is it that you heard for last time it was Bowser coming to.....

*The upcoming phrase bla bla bla bla bla bla bla. Anyways, here are more facts*

FACTS: The hundred billionth crayon made by Crayola was Perriwinkle Blue, the Sanskrit word for war translates as 'wanting more cows', the catfish has over 27,000 taste buds, that makes the catfish rank #1 for animal having the most taste buds, the U.S. Government will not allow portraits of living persons to appear on stamp, and crocodiles swallow stones to help them dive deeper.

*Now back to the story*

Morton: I hope it is Wendy for then we can...

Roy: RAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Throws Morton out a window in the bathroom*

Baby Bowser/Bowser Jr.: WHAT WAS THAT! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Bowser: WHAT IS IT?

Baby Bowser/Bowser Jr.: I heard a noise in the bathroom. IT SOUNDS LIKE A WINDOW BREAKING!

Bowser: Don't worry, I will look around the bathroom.

Larry: Quick! Lemmy! Do something!

Lemmy: HEY KING DAD SIR! How are you!

Bowser: ? Were you the one that broke the window?

Lemmy: Yes. I was umm... juggling some balls... and one slipped!

Bowser: Oh. Okay. Why were you juggling in the bathroom?

Lemmy: Well, you see, the bathroom is a good place to juggle because it is really useful and there isn't much to break besides the window when I throw balls to practice against Mario!

Bowser: Ooooooookaaaaaaaay....................... Well, don't do it again......

Lemmy: Okay. Bye. *Walks out of bathroom*

Bowser: See, it was just Lemmy practicing, it is safe.

Baby Bowser/Bowser Jr.: *sniffs* Okay... *sniffs some more*

*Bowser leaves and Baby Bowser/Bowser Jr. shuts door and goes over to the toilet*

Mario: *Jumps out* FREEZE!

Baby Bowser/Bowser Jr.: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH! DADDY!

Bowser: *Opens door* WHAT IS IT?

*Mario gets pulled back by everyone hiding*

Baby Bowser/Bowser Jr.: MARIO IS IN HERE IN THE SHOWER!

Bowser: He is? We have a shower?

Baby Bowser/Bowser Jr.: YES! GO LOOK! *Points at shower*

Larry: Quick! Roy! Do something!

Roy: Ummm... It is just me, not Mario.

Bowser: Easy mistake, pink and red. By the way I don't approve of pink.

Roy: BUT I LIKE PINK!

Bowser: Why are you in the bathroom?

Roy: Duhh... To scare whoever walks in. Why else?

Bowser: You didn't see me in here a few minutes ago, did you?

Roy: No.

Bowser: Okay. DON'T SCARE HIM AGAIN! OR ELSE YOU WILL WISH MARIO HAD KILLED YOU!

Roy: Whatever. *walks out*

Bowser: See, it was just Roy being a big fat meanie. Not Mario.

Baby Bowser/Bowser Jr.: Okay. *Sniffs alot and blows nose on Bowser shell*

*Bowser leaves to wipe off shell and closes door and Baby Bowser/Bowser Jr. shuts door and goes over to the toilet*

Wendy: The only country whose name begins with an A but doesn't end in an A is Afghanastan.

Everyone else hiding: Shhhhh......

Baby Bowser/Bowser Jr.: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! DADDY!

Bowser: *Barges in* WHAT IS IT?

Baby Bowser/Bowser: RANDOM FACTS ARE COMING FROM THE SHOWER!

Bowser: ? Iggy?

Larry: Quick! Iggy! Do something!

Iggy: Oh, sorry about that. I was plotting what place to conquer first when we beat Mario.

Bowser: In the Bathroom?

Iggy: It is very quiet in here.

Bowser: Did you know Roy and Lemmy were in here?

Iggy: No, I must have zoned out and started talking aloud. Bye. *Walks out*

Bowser: Okay..... Weird... See it's fine.

Baby Bowser/Bowser Jr.: Ok..........

*Bowser storms out and slams door*

Larry: Here, I've got duct tape, let's duct tape her mouth. *Duct tapes Wendy's mouth*

Wendy: Vvvvvvvvmmmmmmmmmmm.................................................

Baby Bowser/Bowser Jr.: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bowser: *Slams door open*WHAT IS IT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? *Getting a bit angrier*

Baby Bowser/Bowser Jr.: I HEAR A "Vvvvvvvvmmmmmmmmmmm................................................."

Bowser: ?

Baby Bowser/Bowser Jr.: FROM BEHIND THE SHOWER!

Bowser: Ludwig?

Larry: Ummm... *Pulls out unGerman accenting device from Ludwig's mouth and throws him out*

Ludwig: Vwi was vust vweing in zee vwower doing nothing zuspicious.

Bowser: WELL LEAVE!!!!!!!!!! I have no idea what he just said.

*Ludwig walks out*

Bowser: Who threw him out?

Larry: Hi...............

*Bowser and Larry both leave*

Bowser: DON'T BOTHER ME AGAIN! *Slams door and breaks one of the hinges*

Baby Bowser/Bowser Jr.: *Walks slowly onto the toilet*

Mario: *Throws duct tape at Baby Bowser/Bowser Jr.'s mouth and then jumps at Baby Bowser/Bowser Jr.*

Baby Bowser/Bowser Jr.: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mario: *Drags Baby Bowser/Bowser Jr. out window*

*Larry drags Wendy out of castle to Mario*

Mario: Okay then.

Wendy: It takes about 142.18 licks to reach the center of a tootsie pop.

Mario: When will she be normal?

Larry: Who nows?

Wendy: Pickled herrings were invented in 1375. In Pakista-................................ AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! MARIO! *Pulls out a bomb-omb*

Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs away with Baby Bowser/Bowser Jr.*

Larry: Ummmmm............. I can explain............

Wendy: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Iggy: Hey, Larry its your turn to move in Monopoly!

Wendy: DIE!

Larry: A LITTLE HELP HERE?

Iggy: Oh, just a sec. *Runs in and out* CATCH! *Throws Larry a gun*

Larry: THANKS! *Shoots Wendy*

Iggy: NO! SHOOT IT IN HER MOUTH!

Larry: OH!

Wendy: DIE YOU-Squids can commit suicide by eating their own tentacles-LOSER!

Larry: *Shoots Wendy in mouth*

Wendy: YUCK! *Faints*

Narrator: And so, Mario escapes with Baby Bowser/Bowser Jr. The koopas told Bowser that he went on a 52 day journey to kill Mario. Iggy made it so Wendy stops saying random facts (except for once a week). And the vast majority of them lived happily ever after.

Random guy: BABY BOWSER/BOWSER JR. *Breaks out in tears*

THE END!