Fawful: Kahahahaha! Welcome to the Finals you fink rats!

Popple: HEY! YOU DARE INSULT YOUR BROTHER!

Fawful: We're brothers!?

Popple: I thought we were... Fawful: Huh... I dunno...

Yoshi: Anyways.................... Welcome to the finals! We have Iggy... He has won the Go-Kart Race and Mario Jeopardy!

Half of crowd: YAY!

Other Half: BOO!

Half of crowd: HEY! IGGY IS COOL! HE IS BOWSER'S SON!

Other Half: How do you know? Then who is Bowser's wife?

Half of crowd: WHO CARES!?

Other Half: Who care? I THINK YOU CARE!

Fawful: SHUT UP YOU FINK RATS!

Crowd: ...

Fawful: Good.

Yoshi: Popple, winner of Gardening and Super Mario Tennis.

Crowd: Uhh... Yay? Boo? P

opple: ERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Pulls out an ax* RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crowd: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fawful: STOP MY MAYBE BROTHER!

..............................

Yoshi: And last any maybe not least is Mario who hasn't won anything.

Mario: YAY!

Yoshi: Mario, that is not good that you haven't won anything.

Mario: It means Kooky Koopa like me so he will make me win.

Yoshi: Who?

Mario: What?

Yoshi: Who is Kooky Koopa?

Mario: uhh... Me?

Yoshi: *sigh* Crowd.

Crowd: Oh yeah!

Other Half: YAY!

Half of crowd: BOO!

Other Half: HEY! MARIO IS COOL!

Half of crowd: Mario isn't that smart sometimes...

Other Half: But he still saves Peach!

Half of crowd: His stunt double does most of the work.

Other Half: HE DOES NOT HAVE A STUNT DOUBLE!

Fawful: SHUT UP!

...............

Yoshi: The game is *takes bite of cookie* *gulp* SUPER SMASH BROS.

*takes another bite and swallows* 3 stock!

Fawful: Okay, let's spin the...

Everyone: WHEEL OF COURSES!

*Fawful spins the wheel*

Fawful: And the course is............ Final Showdown WITH TWISTS! Ohhhhhh...

Yoshi: For those who don't know what that is: It is a flat level, but some WEIRD things happen. SO LET'S GO! yummy cookie!
*They make cool entrances*
3......2.....1......GO!

Mario: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Runs off edge* *Is teleported back on stage* Whee! *Runs off edge again* *Is teleported back* Okay, I 'm bored. Sits down and falls asleep.

Iggy and Popple: *Stare at Mario* Okay.................... *Face each other*

Popple: *Runs at Mario and steals his hammer which Mario and Luigi just forget to use in Super Smash games* I'll take that! *Uses his B-up attack where he gathers "anger" and shoots up* RAH! *Gets ready to hit Iggy with hammer*

Iggy: *Goes and shell and moves out of the way then when Popple hits the ground, Iggy charges at him in shell*

Popple: OUCH! *Iggy keeps doing that over and over until Popple falls off the top*

Yoshi: Oohhh Looks like Iggy is in first with 3 lives, and Popple in second with 2 lives, and Mario is in last with 1. None have any damage!

Iggy: AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A GIANT SHOE!

*Giant shoe falls from sky and squashes everyone but Popple who is on the safe platform and does 200 damage to Mario and Iggy*

Popple: HAHA! You suck!

*Mines fall from sky and fall everywhere*

Iggy: Uh oh! *Jumps up and levitates for a little bit* HAHA! Now who "sucks"!

Popple: *Gulp* *Falls on mine and explodes off course* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Iggy: Strong mines! Oh, no! I am going to fall soon!

Mario: *Hits mine* OW! *Flys and hits another one and then flies and hits another etc.*

Iggy: *Lands safely on spot where mine Mario hit exploded* whew!

*Mario flys and hits Iggy and knocks Iggy off edge*

Iggy: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fawful: HAHA! THAT FINK RAT *By fink rat he means Mario this time* HAS 7000 DAMAGE!

Yoshi: Whoa.... yummy cookies!

Popple: *Hits Iggy while both are on the floaty thing (one of Popple's powers) and sends Iggy off edge*

Iggy: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yoshi: Ohhhh.... All have one life!

Iggy: *Gets off platform*

*Stage changes gravity but Popple's platform goes to new top auto right before platform disappears*

Popple: *Sees Mario at new top* How'd you get here?

Mario: Haven't I always been here?

Popple: NO YOU IDIOT!

Mario: Oh...

Iggy: AAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Grabbing onto new bottom barely*

Popple: HAHA! I WIN! IGGY IS GOING TO FALL AND MARIO HAS 7000 DAMAGE!

Mario: Ohhh! A heart container! *Grabs heart container an gets rid of all damage*

Popple: HEY! NO FAIR!

*Big Bomb starts to fall on platform*

Popple: &$@#!

Crowd: *GASP*

BOOM!

*Bomb hits the platform and explodes sending Mario and Popple flying*

Iggy: Can't...hold... on...! *Iggy slips and falls*

Yoshi: Oh my! Close! *Eats tons of cookies* Yum...

Crowd: GASPITY GASP!

Flash!

Announcer: And the winner of not only Super Smash Bros., but also the championship, is...............-

Baker: Get backa here witha mya cookies!

Yoshi: EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs with all of the cookies in his mouth*

Announcer: Uhhhh....

Doctor: HEY! FAWFUL!

Fawful: Yeah?

Doctor: We found out if you are related to Popple or not! Fawful: Really!? *Runs to doctor to talk in private*

Announcer: Guys!

Popple: OH! OH! *Runs after Doctor and Fawful*

Announcer: FATE OF COMPETITION HERE!

Toadsworth: Hey! Mario! Did you forget Peach was going to get kidnapped today?!

Mario: Who's Peach? Oh yeah Peach! My brother! COMING! *Runs to Toadsworth*

Announcer: HEY! C'MON!

Larry: HEY! IGGY! BOWSER IS HAVING US HELP HIM KEEP PEACH!

Iggy: Okay! *Runs to go help Bowser*

Announcer: WHY YOU! *Pull out a nuclear missile controller*

Random guy: HEY! IT SAYS IN YOUR CONTRACT YOU HAVE TO SAY WHO WINS BEFORE UNLEASHING DOOM TO US ALL!

Announcer: Fine, fine! Iggy won, Mario and Popple tied for second. Now can I nuke you?

Random guy: Go ahead!

Announcer: Good! MUHAHAHAHA! DIE!

BEEP