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NAME: :   Hammo
AGE: :   17
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   yes
Comments :   lets do this
How did you find out about Lasar Force? :   keyboard
Current interests: :   alien hunting
Earth country you dwell in: :   planet earth
NAME: :   Jon, Former Intergalictic Gladiator
AGE: :   33
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   Several times, if necessary
Comments :   I have completed survey of planet Gobotron in sector designate X34RT56M. Natives are transorming robots similar to Cybertron, but a thousand times lamer.
How did you find out about Lasar Force? :   From I.N.T.E.R.Net page site
Current interests: :   I recommend staying away from Gobotron, their transorming abilities and storylines are so lame. Their leaders have yellow teeth, also. Whats up with that?
Earth country you dwell in: :   Currently Surveying Sector X34RT56.382
NAME: :   Patrick
AGE: :   11
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   Maybe
Comments :   
How did you find out about Lasar Force? :   Some guy told me
Current interests: :   Science fiction movies Star Wars Films Meatloaf Bananas Leprechauns
Earth country you dwell in: :   U.S.A.
NAME: :   Disagreeable Duck
AGE: :   22
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   Maybe
Comments :   My last answer was maybe as I intend to save Earth while remaining alive. All that self sacrifice nonsense is only good in movies
How did you find out about Lasar Force? :   imdb.com
Current interests: :   sharpening sticks, building my tree house/ command post and reading survival guides and other interesting books.
Earth country you dwell in: :   Scotland
NAME: :   Thommy Strömdahl
AGE: :   25
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   Yes
Comments :   Always on the move...
How did you find out about Lasar Force? :   www.imdb.com
Current interests: :   Movies, music, women, the paranormal
Earth country you dwell in: :   Finland
NAME: :   Panada Force 5
AGE: :   unknown
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   on with the new adventure
Comments :   -i am willing to go where many have gone before- -you kill my ozone i kill you-
How did you find out about Lasar Force? :   CoCo Maurin
Current interests: :   CoCo Maurin, fighting galactic ozone polluters, flying, shooting, victory, large homecomings, spaceships with sidecars.
Earth country you dwell in: :   canadia
NAME: :   CoCo Maurin
AGE: :   22
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   it would seem so
Comments :   sign me up, plz
How did you find out about Lasar Force? :   aliens message board on imdb.com
Current interests: :   fighting to save the planet, spiced apple cider.
Earth country you dwell in: :   canada
NAME: :   Robin Alien Killer Murray
AGE: :   19
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   I was born to die!
Comments :   No comment! Except this................youre messing with the wrong guy, punks!
How did you find out about Lasar Force? :   I know all!
Current interests: :   Riding around in kangaroo pouches, throwing my boomarang to my pet koala to fetch (he can never get it), playing my didgeridoo, cooking shrimps on me barbie, and drinking a cold beer..........MATE!
Earth country you dwell in: :   Australia mate!
NAME: :   CHEY ELLIS
AGE: :   17
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   
Comments :   YES
How did you find out about Lasar Force? :   ellas website
Current interests: :   soccer hockey
Earth country you dwell in: :   umm australia
NAME: :   Benjamin
AGE: :   13
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   Probably
Comments :   None right now
How did you find out about Lasar Force? :   Friend
Current interests: :   Video Games, Sports
Earth country you dwell in: :   United States Of America
NAME: :   Ross Gipson
AGE: :   25
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   Yes
Comments :   Finally we will defeat this interstellar scum!
How did you find out about Lasar Force? :   Sean Poindexter
Current interests: :   Kicking alien ass...
Earth country you dwell in: :   USA
NAME: :   Mast3r
AGE: :   13
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   Yes
Comments :   
How did you find out about Lasar Force? :   Friend
Current interests: :   Video Games, Baseball
Earth country you dwell in: :   United States of America
NAME: :   Mike
AGE: :   22
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   Absoloutely
Comments :   I want to KILL them all!
How did you find out about Lasar Force? :   imdb
Current interests: :   Killing aliens
Earth country you dwell in: :   USA
NAME: :   Lawrence Santoro
AGE: :   Very
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   Well...depends. Whos attacking?
Comments :   This is a nice place...who did your windows?
How did you find out about Lasar Force? :   H2G2 message on IMDb
Current interests: :   Writing, reading, rithmaticking... Oh, classical music and deep fried fish.
Earth country you dwell in: :   USA...or Chicago. Not sure
NAME: :   Karl Larsson
AGE: :   23
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   Now and forever
Comments :   I will achieve immortality, not by living forever, but by killing lots of aliens.
How did you find out about Lasar Force? :   Lucky guess
Current interests: :   Practicing my skills playing pacman. When the aliens come, I will be ready
Earth country you dwell in: :   Norway
NAME: :   Vlad
AGE: :   29
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   Only in heroic situations saving the earth single handedly
Comments :   I knew i was not alone here, I am sure the ones who have gotten past the ozone layer are stealing my socks, does this mean the alien scum only have one foot each? that would explain a few things....
How did you find out about Lasar Force? :   posting on IMDB Hichhickers guide message board
Current interests: :   Compuets, films, books, destroying alien scumm,
Earth country you dwell in: :   Canada
NAME: :   Wookiehobbit
AGE: :   14
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   I fight with honour
Comments :   www.iknowyoulikecheese.blogspot.com
How did you find out about Lasar Force? :   Some guy complained about it on the LOTR message board on IMDB
Current interests: :   LOTR, Star Wars, Geekifying my life, stupid stuff
Earth country you dwell in: :   Middle Earth! (USA)
NAME: :   Jon, Former Intergalactic Gladiator
AGE: :   33
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   I will not die like a dog, I will fight like a lion
Comments :   Do not worry about Freddy NZaumnthchl, he and I go way back. I dispatched his minnions Abi the Butcher and The Collasal Rngarnghk with my Lasar Trident.
How did you find out about Lasar Force? :   Recruiter called me.
Current interests: :   Hey, did something happen to my promotion paperwork? I thought I was getting bumped up a pay grade, but I never got the form. Thanks,
Earth country you dwell in: :   Is it Prototronic or Photonotronic Bazookas?
NAME: :   Freddy NZaumnthchl
AGE: :   450 Space Yorns (roughly 34 years)
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   Not neccecery
Comments :   LASER LEADER, we are a peaceful alliance of benevelent space travelers who wish to stand beside you against this alien threat. Please lower your Ozone Shields so we can enter your Atmosphere to aid you.
How did you find out about Lasar Force? :   Intergalatic Magnetic Telescope Transievers
Current interests: :   Aiding planetary defences in repelling alien threats, Hyperspace Attunuation, developing Magnetic Rays for peaceful purposes, Magnetic Hyperwarp Surfing, magnetizing polar icecaps
Earth country you dwell in: :   Interconn Hiveship Good Intensions
NAME: :   strog
AGE: :   179.3 yuktobonian trofta years
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   yes i will die for my planet of yuktobania
Comments :   kill the peoples of earth, a planet situated in the 2nd quadrant of the outer sector of the milkyway galaxy
How did you find out about Lasar Force? :   by sucking the information out of one of its members brains
Current interests: :   i am interested in infiltrating lasar force in the disguise of a plump breasted young blonde sweedish girl called olga
Earth country you dwell in: :   none but would prefer to live in pakistan
NAME: :   John Bobberson
AGE: :   46
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   No, not really actually...
Comments :   Hello, I am John Bobberson, I was abducted 3 weeks ago by a mystical alien force. They have internet here on their space station, but its a 56k modem. Im bored to death here. I ordered myself one of those Playstation Portables on eBay, but it still hasnt
How did you find out about Lasar Force? :   It was in their bookmarks!
Current interests: :   Getting out of this space ship, playing with that PSP i ordered!
Earth country you dwell in: :   On this moment, none, but i used to live in New York city.
NAME: :   Private Hudson
AGE: :   Youre dog meat pal!
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   Oh yeah, sure! With those things running around? You can count me out.
Comments :   Seventeen days? Hey man, I dont wanna rain on your parade, but were not gonna last seventeen hours! Those things are gonna come in here just like they did before. And theyre gonna come in here...
How did you find out about Lasar Force? :   What do you mean they cut the power? How could they cut the power, man? Theyre animals!
Current interests: :   Oh dear Lord Jesus, this aint happening, man... This cant be happening, man! This isnt happening!
Earth country you dwell in: :   Colonial Marines!
NAME: :   Lasar Leader
AGE: :   103
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   I already have
Comments :   Hello. I would like to comment on the below recruitment entry. At the exact time i received the entry for review, a collegue of mine was watching Aliens (1986) and I was shocked by the coincidence of receiving your entry.
How did you find out about Lasar Force? :   I am Lasar force
Current interests: :   So,  Private Hudson, I feel you have contacted us as a result of fate. We would be happy to hear your plans on potential changes to the Lasar Force revolution. Thankyou. Please contact us.
Earth country you dwell in: :   Australia
NAME: :   Private Hudson
AGE: :   
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   No way man, game over!
Comments :   Is this going to be a standup fight, sir, or another bughunt? You maybe havent been keeping up on current events but we just got our asses kicked, pal!
How did you find out about Lasar Force? :   Theyre coming outta the walls. Theyre coming outta the goddamn walls, were fucked!
Current interests: :   Im ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT want to fuck with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, dont worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle be
Earth country you dwell in: :   Colonial Marines!
NAME: :   Shinobi Kwang
AGE: :   The age of a delicate Kubiki lotus petal
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   honor demands it
Comments :   I am trained by the deadly Askirage clan, I sucsessfully infiltrated Yoyodine Industries, I worked with Earth Corps, I own a Waynetech razor batarang, I fought with the Yakuza at the Battle of Evergreen Terrace, I know the dealy techiques of the Ichiban O
How did you find out about Lasar Force? :   I read a pamphlet on the Internets
Current interests: :   Throwing throwing stars, slicing and cleaving with my deadly katana, being deadly, being sneaky, being stealthy, being deadly sneaky, eating Cheetoes
Earth country you dwell in: :   East Toledo, Japan
NAME: :   Jon
AGE: :   33
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   Die? Man, I would prefer if I just got bruised for earth, but if I have to die, I guess so
Comments :   As a former Intergalactic Gladiator, my skills will be most valuable to the lAzerfarse team.
How did you find out about Lasar Force? :   Lasar Forses exploits well known throughout the Galaxy
Current interests: :   Running, jumping, swinging, parrying, dodging, drinking, leaping, twisting, hashing, understating, shooting, deflecting, wrestling, drinking, weaseling, loving, living.
Earth country you dwell in: :   Chicago
NAME: :   Ph471
AGE: :   24
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   Of course! I am a true patriot!
Comments :   We will purge the eath of the filthy alien scumm! Destroy the Xenos! FOR THE EMPEROR!!!
How did you find out about Lasar Force? :   imdb
Current interests: :   Alien wing-wong. Eliminating Aliens. Burning Alien book & artifacts Eliminating Aliens. Recuiting the worthy Praying to the one allmighty emp... God.
Earth country you dwell in: :   Denmark
NAME: :   Earthkiller
AGE: :   381 light years
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   earth shall perish
Comments :   Mothership on standby, cease radio communications for 1800 hours, standby australiakiller. May god bless us all, and may the creator of this site find the end of all his troubles in space...scalpel, prep for probe
How did you find out about Lasar Force? :   artificial insemination
Current interests: :   Destroying earth
Earth country you dwell in: :   negative
NAME: :   Jenovia ( pronounced jen-oh-vee-uh)
AGE: :   223
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   no. Im not from earth.
Comments :   Im from a long way away, about 200 light years , and I am the ambasador of my planet. should any drones from my planet come to earth, plaese dont destroy them, they will do no harm. we are doing a counting on how many creatures are living in this galaxy.
How did you find out about Lasar Force? :   i looked for it to alert earth about the droids so they wouldnt be destroyed.
Current interests: :   alerting planets about the lifeform counting
Earth country you dwell in: :   Im not on earth.
NAME: :   Mike Jones
AGE: :   14
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   Yes
Comments :   My Brother has recruited me into your force. I am happy to serve
How did you find out about Lasar Force? :   My school was holding recruitment stands
Current interests: :   I like to play video games and defend earth simultaneously
Earth country you dwell in: :   Canada
NAME: :   Brock Lasar
AGE: :   19
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   YES SIR
Comments :   I Live by the Lasar, and I die by the Lasar
How did you find out about Lasar Force? :   Fellow Lasar Force member informed me about Earths critical conditions to aliens
Current interests: :   I hope to start a career defending earth from aliens from this point on
Earth country you dwell in: :   Canada
NAME: :   Luke The destroyer
AGE: :   23
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   No, but i am willing to live for Earth
Comments :   the fact that cups seem to be decreasing in size can be only the aliens fault, and I for one will not have my cup sizes become any smaller..
How did you find out about Lasar Force? :   I delved into the inner corners of my mind...
Current interests: :   protecting myself and my friends from the harmful rays that are passing through are atmosphere...
Earth country you dwell in: :   I live under the sea...
NAME: :   Simon Toro
AGE: :   21
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   Yes I am
Comments :   Sometimes I feel frightened but I am struggling to overcome it. I think of this statement as a first step towards victory. I accept willingly all my duties to defend the earth and offer my best efforts to achieve them.
How did you find out about Lasar Force? :   A post on the Hitchhickers guide to the galaxy message board on imdb.com
Current interests: :   writing being happy
Earth country you dwell in: :   Venezuela
NAME: :   Bob Notanalien
AGE: :   37
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   If by Earth you mean Plaktar VI, then yes.
Comments :   Im definitely not an alien.
How did you find out about Lasar Force? :   I have battled them for many years.
Current interests: :   Infiltrating the human ranks and... uh.. I mean basketball.
Earth country you dwell in: :   Uh.. er.. Western uh Landia..
NAME: :   Bert Nanastrom
AGE: :   by earth years?
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   yes if that is wat it takes
Comments :   the author of this site sounds like a very intelligent being with the persuasive poweer to manipulate many minds. Sounds like the credentials for president!
How did you find out about Lasar Force? :   my friend Gyrochupaha told me
Current interests: :   laser force and spreading its knowledge throughout the WORLD
Earth country you dwell in: :   n/A
NAME: :   Steven Tepper
AGE: :   37
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   Yes.
Comments :   I have encountered aliens here on earth. Based on these events, which have forever changed the way I look at earths relevance in the universe, I am certain that for the near term, aliens do not plan to interrupt our inhabitation of earth. Their primary pu
How did you find out about Lasar Force? :   link from another related site.
Current interests: :   As I said previously, my encounters with alien species have profoundly changed my views and priorities in my life. Other than providing for my financial and family responsibilities, I feel there is nothing more important than for me to remain focused on u
Earth country you dwell in: :   United States
NAME: :   Rufus Conroy-Sppla44rgz
AGE: :   163
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   My Earth is not the same one as yours
Comments :   I am an alien... We have already begun the process of taking over... you are too late
How did you find out about Lasar Force? :   We have been using them to gain infinite knowledge on how to invade
Current interests: :   Earths destruction
Earth country you dwell in: :   I dwell in an alternate plane of reality... otherwise known as GFr3%arrH
NAME: :   Saturn Soldier 502
AGE: :   17
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   Yes I am.
Comments :   Why hasnt the media covered LAsar Force? Why did I not hear about it until now? I sense a conspiracy. We need to get out information about this cause to the world.
How did you find out about Lasar Force? :   I am Lasar Force
Current interests: :   Movies, Lasar Force.
Earth country you dwell in: :   Australia
NAME: :   Johnny
AGE: :   34
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   Earth yes, some of the people on it no
Comments :   Earth is my home dont mess with my home. As for the people who live here, alot could be taken by aliens and no one would care but dont try my daughter of girlfriend or star wars will have knew meaning
How did you find out about Lasar Force :   IMBD.COM post
Current interests: :   Martial arts, bladed weopons, Science, Camping/survival training, EMS work. horseback riding, zeute-ki-dou(deadly finger strikes)
NAME: :   Life Force 34 Wright III
AGE: :   shall not be revealed
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   i live by the motto, anytime to die for earth will keep me alive
Comments :   i am interested in finding out the owner of this website. being an avid alien tracker, i am quite keen to joing any forces that will aid my research. if you are anyone that knows the owner or could possibly get in contact with the owner, please email: a
How did you find out about Lasar Force :   i have resources
Current interests: :   i am currently interested in the scienctific research and further development of the mars project, although i often enjoy watching the stars on the sand at nighttime, extra-terrestrials and funnily enough lord-of-the-rings the movie, what a fantastic fant
NAME: :   LASAR Hero
AGE: :   square root of pi squared
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   36 1/2 times
Comments :   Im ready and willing to give my life and EVEN the lives of others to protect this planet!! We cannot fail or we wont win!
R U capable of withstanding pressure below 56Yks? :   on every other Thursday
Current interests: :   Advanced LASAR dynamics
NAME: :   Mercury Fighter
AGE: :   21
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   Yes
Comments or special requirments? :   This website really opened my eyes to how important my help is to the planets survival. All I require is the ability to help the revolution. Thankyou LASAR FORCE.
Are you capable of withstanding pressures below 56 :   yes
Boxers or briefs? :   Briefs
NAME: :   Alex Alex Polldore
AGE: :   17
Are you willing to die for your earth? :   Sure.
Comments or special requirments? :   Cant hold breath for more than 35 seconds. Weak arms. Quick on feet.
Are you capable of withstanding pressures below 56 :   Yessum
Boxers or briefs? :   Nope
  
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Lasar Force the website is created purely for the purpose of world protection and or education about the forces of evil. Any affiliation with any other entity is purely coincidental. This is created for no benifit to the creator other than aiding in freeing the world form the threat of alien invasion. Copyright Steve 2005