NAME: : Hammo
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AGE: : 17
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Are you willing to die for your earth? : yes
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Comments : lets do this
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How did you find out about Lasar Force? : keyboard
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Current interests: : alien hunting
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Earth country you dwell in: : planet earth
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NAME: : Jon, Former Intergalictic Gladiator
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AGE: : 33
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Are you willing to die for your earth? : Several times, if necessary
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Comments : I have completed survey of planet Gobotron in sector designate X34RT56M. Natives are transorming robots similar to Cybertron, but a thousand times lamer.
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How did you find out about Lasar Force? : From I.N.T.E.R.Net page site
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Current interests: : I recommend staying away from Gobotron, their transorming abilities and storylines are so lame. Their leaders have yellow teeth, also. Whats up with that?
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Earth country you dwell in: : Currently Surveying Sector X34RT56.382
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NAME: : Patrick
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AGE: : 11
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Are you willing to die for your earth? : Maybe
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Comments :
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How did you find out about Lasar Force? : Some guy told me
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Current interests: : Science fiction movies
Star Wars
Films
Meatloaf
Bananas
Leprechauns
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Earth country you dwell in: : U.S.A.
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NAME: : Disagreeable Duck
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AGE: : 22
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Are you willing to die for your earth? : Maybe
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Comments : My last answer was maybe as I intend to save Earth while remaining alive. All that self sacrifice nonsense is only good in movies
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How did you find out about Lasar Force? : imdb.com
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Current interests: : sharpening sticks, building my tree house/ command post and reading survival guides and other interesting books.
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Earth country you dwell in: : Scotland
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NAME: : Thommy Strömdahl
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AGE: : 25
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Are you willing to die for your earth? : Yes
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Comments : Always on the move...
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How did you find out about Lasar Force? : www.imdb.com
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Current interests: : Movies, music, women, the paranormal
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Earth country you dwell in: : Finland
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NAME: : Panada Force 5
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AGE: : unknown
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Are you willing to die for your earth? : on with the new adventure
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Comments : -i am willing to go where many have gone before-
-you kill my ozone i kill you-
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How did you find out about Lasar Force? : CoCo Maurin
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Current interests: : CoCo Maurin, fighting galactic ozone polluters, flying, shooting, victory, large homecomings, spaceships with sidecars.
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Earth country you dwell in: : canadia
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NAME: : CoCo Maurin
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AGE: : 22
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Are you willing to die for your earth? : it would seem so
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Comments : sign me up, plz
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How did you find out about Lasar Force? : aliens message board on imdb.com
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Current interests: : fighting to save the planet, spiced apple cider.
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Earth country you dwell in: : canada
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NAME: : Robin Alien Killer Murray
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AGE: : 19
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Are you willing to die for your earth? : I was born to die!
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Comments : No comment! Except this................youre messing with the wrong guy, punks!
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How did you find out about Lasar Force? : I know all!
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Current interests: : Riding around in kangaroo pouches, throwing my boomarang to my pet koala to fetch (he can never get it), playing my didgeridoo, cooking shrimps on me barbie, and drinking a cold beer..........MATE!
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Earth country you dwell in: : Australia mate!
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NAME: : CHEY ELLIS
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AGE: : 17
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Are you willing to die for your earth? :
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Comments : YES
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How did you find out about Lasar Force? : ellas website
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Current interests: : soccer hockey
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Earth country you dwell in: : umm australia
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NAME: : Benjamin
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AGE: : 13
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Are you willing to die for your earth? : Probably
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Comments : None right now
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How did you find out about Lasar Force? : Friend
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Current interests: : Video Games, Sports
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Earth country you dwell in: : United States Of America
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NAME: : Ross Gipson
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AGE: : 25
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Are you willing to die for your earth? : Yes
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Comments : Finally we will defeat this interstellar scum!
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How did you find out about Lasar Force? : Sean Poindexter
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Current interests: : Kicking alien ass...
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Earth country you dwell in: : USA
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NAME: : Mast3r
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AGE: : 13
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Are you willing to die for your earth? : Yes
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Comments :
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How did you find out about Lasar Force? : Friend
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Current interests: : Video Games, Baseball
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Earth country you dwell in: : United States of America
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NAME: : Mike
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AGE: : 22
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Are you willing to die for your earth? : Absoloutely
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Comments : I want to KILL them all!
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How did you find out about Lasar Force? : imdb
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Current interests: : Killing aliens
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Earth country you dwell in: : USA
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NAME: : Lawrence Santoro
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AGE: : Very
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Are you willing to die for your earth? : Well...depends. Whos attacking?
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Comments : This is a nice place...who did your windows?
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How did you find out about Lasar Force? : H2G2 message on IMDb
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Current interests: : Writing, reading, rithmaticking...
Oh, classical music and deep fried fish.
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Earth country you dwell in: : USA...or Chicago. Not sure
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NAME: : Karl Larsson
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AGE: : 23
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Are you willing to die for your earth? : Now and forever
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Comments : I will achieve immortality, not by living forever, but by killing lots of aliens.
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How did you find out about Lasar Force? : Lucky guess
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Current interests: : Practicing my skills playing pacman. When the aliens come, I will be ready
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Earth country you dwell in: : Norway
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NAME: : Vlad
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AGE: : 29
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Are you willing to die for your earth? : Only in heroic situations saving the earth single handedly
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Comments : I knew i was not alone here, I am sure the ones who have gotten past the ozone layer are stealing my socks, does this mean the alien scum only have one foot each? that would explain a few things....
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How did you find out about Lasar Force? : posting on IMDB Hichhickers guide message board
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Current interests: : Compuets, films, books, destroying alien scumm,
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Earth country you dwell in: : Canada
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NAME: : Wookiehobbit
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AGE: : 14
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Are you willing to die for your earth? : I fight with honour
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Comments : www.iknowyoulikecheese.blogspot.com
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How did you find out about Lasar Force? : Some guy complained about it on the LOTR message board on IMDB
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Current interests: : LOTR, Star Wars, Geekifying my life, stupid stuff
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Earth country you dwell in: : Middle Earth! (USA)
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NAME: : Jon, Former Intergalactic Gladiator
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AGE: : 33
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Are you willing to die for your earth? : I will not die like a dog, I will fight like a lion
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Comments : Do not worry about Freddy NZaumnthchl, he and I go way back. I dispatched his minnions Abi the Butcher and The Collasal Rngarnghk with my Lasar Trident.
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How did you find out about Lasar Force? : Recruiter called me.
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Current interests: : Hey, did something happen to my promotion paperwork? I thought I was getting bumped up a pay grade, but I never got the form. Thanks,
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Earth country you dwell in: : Is it Prototronic or Photonotronic Bazookas?
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NAME: : Freddy NZaumnthchl
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AGE: : 450 Space Yorns (roughly 34 years)
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Are you willing to die for your earth? : Not neccecery
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Comments : LASER LEADER, we are a peaceful alliance of benevelent space travelers who wish to stand beside you against this alien threat. Please lower your Ozone Shields so we can enter your Atmosphere to aid you.
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How did you find out about Lasar Force? : Intergalatic Magnetic Telescope Transievers
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Current interests: : Aiding planetary defences in repelling alien threats, Hyperspace Attunuation, developing Magnetic Rays for peaceful purposes, Magnetic Hyperwarp Surfing, magnetizing polar icecaps
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Earth country you dwell in: : Interconn Hiveship Good Intensions
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NAME: : strog
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AGE: : 179.3 yuktobonian trofta years
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Are you willing to die for your earth? : yes i will die for my planet of yuktobania
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Comments : kill the peoples of earth, a planet situated in the 2nd quadrant of the outer sector of the milkyway galaxy
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How did you find out about Lasar Force? : by sucking the information out of one of its members brains
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Current interests: : i am interested in infiltrating lasar force in the disguise of a plump breasted young blonde sweedish girl called olga
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Earth country you dwell in: : none but would prefer to live in pakistan
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NAME: : John Bobberson
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AGE: : 46
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Are you willing to die for your earth? : No, not really actually...
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Comments : Hello, I am John Bobberson, I was abducted 3 weeks ago by a mystical alien force. They have internet here on their space station, but its a 56k modem. Im bored to death here. I ordered myself one of those Playstation Portables on eBay, but it still hasnt
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How did you find out about Lasar Force? : It was in their bookmarks!
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Current interests: : Getting out of this space ship, playing with that PSP i ordered!
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Earth country you dwell in: : On this moment, none, but i used to live in New York city.
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NAME: : Private Hudson
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AGE: : Youre dog meat pal!
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Are you willing to die for your earth? : Oh yeah, sure! With those things running around? You can count me out.
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Comments : Seventeen days? Hey man, I dont wanna rain on your parade, but were not gonna last seventeen hours! Those things are gonna come in here just like they did before. And theyre gonna come in here...
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How did you find out about Lasar Force? : What do you mean they cut the power? How could they cut the power, man? Theyre animals!
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Current interests: : Oh dear Lord Jesus, this aint happening, man... This cant be happening, man! This isnt happening!
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Earth country you dwell in: : Colonial Marines!
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NAME: : Lasar Leader
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AGE: : 103
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Are you willing to die for your earth? : I already have
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Comments : Hello. I would like to comment on the below recruitment entry.
At the exact time i received the entry for review, a collegue of mine was watching Aliens (1986) and I was shocked by the coincidence of receiving your entry.
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How did you find out about Lasar Force? : I am Lasar force
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Current interests: : So, Private Hudson, I feel you have contacted us as a result of fate. We would be happy to hear your plans on potential changes to the Lasar Force revolution. Thankyou. Please contact us.
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Earth country you dwell in: : Australia
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NAME: : Private Hudson
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AGE: :
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Are you willing to die for your earth? : No way man, game over!
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Comments : Is this going to be a standup fight, sir, or another bughunt? You maybe havent been keeping up on current events but we just got our asses kicked, pal!
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How did you find out about Lasar Force? : Theyre coming outta the walls. Theyre coming outta the goddamn walls, were fucked!
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Current interests: : Im ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT want to fuck with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, dont worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle be
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Earth country you dwell in: : Colonial Marines!
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NAME: : Shinobi Kwang
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AGE: : The age of a delicate Kubiki lotus petal
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Are you willing to die for your earth? : honor demands it
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Comments : I am trained by the deadly Askirage clan, I sucsessfully infiltrated Yoyodine Industries, I worked with Earth Corps, I own a Waynetech razor batarang, I fought with the Yakuza at the Battle of Evergreen Terrace, I know the dealy techiques of the Ichiban O
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How did you find out about Lasar Force? : I read a pamphlet on the Internets
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Current interests: : Throwing throwing stars, slicing and cleaving with my deadly katana, being deadly, being sneaky, being stealthy, being deadly sneaky, eating Cheetoes
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Earth country you dwell in: : East Toledo, Japan
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NAME: : Jon
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AGE: : 33
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Are you willing to die for your earth? : Die? Man, I would prefer if I just got bruised for earth, but if I have to die, I guess so
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Comments : As a former Intergalactic Gladiator, my skills will be most valuable to the lAzerfarse team.
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How did you find out about Lasar Force? : Lasar Forses exploits well known throughout the Galaxy
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Current interests: : Running, jumping, swinging, parrying, dodging, drinking, leaping, twisting, hashing, understating, shooting, deflecting, wrestling, drinking, weaseling, loving, living.
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Earth country you dwell in: : Chicago
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NAME: : Ph471
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AGE: : 24
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Are you willing to die for your earth? : Of course! I am a true patriot!
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Comments : We will purge the eath of the filthy alien scumm! Destroy the Xenos! FOR THE EMPEROR!!!
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How did you find out about Lasar Force? : imdb
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Current interests: : Alien wing-wong.
Eliminating Aliens.
Burning Alien book & artifacts
Eliminating Aliens.
Recuiting the worthy
Praying to the one allmighty emp... God.
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Earth country you dwell in: : Denmark
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NAME: : Earthkiller
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AGE: : 381 light years
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Are you willing to die for your earth? : earth shall perish
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Comments : Mothership on standby, cease radio communications for 1800 hours, standby australiakiller. May god bless us all, and may the creator of this site find the end of all his troubles in space...scalpel, prep for probe
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How did you find out about Lasar Force? : artificial insemination
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Current interests: : Destroying earth
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Earth country you dwell in: : negative
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NAME: : Jenovia ( pronounced jen-oh-vee-uh)
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AGE: : 223
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Are you willing to die for your earth? : no. Im not from earth.
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Comments : Im from a long way away, about 200 light years , and I am the ambasador of my planet. should any drones from my planet come to earth, plaese dont destroy them, they will do no harm. we are doing a counting on how many creatures are living in this galaxy.
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How did you find out about Lasar Force? : i looked for it to alert earth about the droids so they wouldnt be destroyed.
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Current interests: : alerting planets about the lifeform counting
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Earth country you dwell in: : Im not on earth.
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NAME: : Mike Jones
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AGE: : 14
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Are you willing to die for your earth? : Yes
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Comments : My Brother has recruited me into your force. I am happy to serve
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How did you find out about Lasar Force? : My school was holding recruitment stands
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Current interests: : I like to play video games and defend earth simultaneously
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Earth country you dwell in: : Canada
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NAME: : Brock Lasar
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AGE: : 19
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Are you willing to die for your earth? : YES SIR
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Comments : I Live by the Lasar, and I die by the Lasar
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How did you find out about Lasar Force? : Fellow Lasar Force member informed me about Earths critical conditions to aliens
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Current interests: : I hope to start a career defending earth from aliens from this point on
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Earth country you dwell in: : Canada
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NAME: : Luke The destroyer
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AGE: : 23
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Are you willing to die for your earth? : No, but i am willing to live for Earth
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Comments : the fact that cups seem to be decreasing in size can be only the aliens fault, and I for one will not have my cup sizes become any smaller..
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How did you find out about Lasar Force? : I delved into the inner corners of my mind...
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Current interests: : protecting myself and my friends from the harmful rays that are passing through are atmosphere...
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Earth country you dwell in: : I live under the sea...
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NAME: : Simon Toro
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AGE: : 21
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Are you willing to die for your earth? : Yes I am
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Comments : Sometimes I feel frightened but I am struggling to overcome it. I think of this statement as a first step towards victory. I accept willingly all my duties to defend the earth and offer my best efforts to achieve them.
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How did you find out about Lasar Force? : A post on the Hitchhickers guide to the galaxy message board on imdb.com
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Current interests: : writing
being happy
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Earth country you dwell in: : Venezuela
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NAME: : Bob Notanalien
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AGE: : 37
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Are you willing to die for your earth? : If by Earth you mean Plaktar VI, then yes.
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Comments : Im definitely not an alien.
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How did you find out about Lasar Force? : I have battled them for many years.
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Current interests: : Infiltrating the human ranks and... uh.. I mean basketball.
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Earth country you dwell in: : Uh.. er.. Western uh Landia..
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NAME: : Bert Nanastrom
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AGE: : by earth years?
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Are you willing to die for your earth? : yes if that is wat it takes
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Comments : the author of this site sounds like a very intelligent being with the persuasive poweer to manipulate many minds. Sounds like the credentials for president!
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How did you find out about Lasar Force? : my friend Gyrochupaha told me
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Current interests: : laser force and spreading its knowledge throughout the WORLD
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Earth country you dwell in: : n/A
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NAME: : Steven Tepper
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AGE: : 37
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Are you willing to die for your earth? : Yes.
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Comments : I have encountered aliens here on earth. Based on these events, which have forever changed the way I look at earths relevance in the universe, I am certain that for the near term, aliens do not plan to interrupt our inhabitation of earth. Their primary pu
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How did you find out about Lasar Force? : link from another related site.
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Current interests: : As I said previously, my encounters with alien species have profoundly changed my views and priorities in my life. Other than providing for my financial and family responsibilities, I feel there is nothing more important than for me to remain focused on u
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Earth country you dwell in: : United States
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NAME: : Rufus Conroy-Sppla44rgz
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AGE: : 163
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Are you willing to die for your earth? : My Earth is not the same one as yours
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Comments : I am an alien... We have already begun the process of taking over... you are too late
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How did you find out about Lasar Force? : We have been using them to gain infinite knowledge on how to invade
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Current interests: : Earths destruction
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Earth country you dwell in: : I dwell in an alternate plane of reality... otherwise known as GFr3%arrH
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NAME: : Saturn Soldier 502
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AGE: : 17
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Are you willing to die for your earth? : Yes I am.
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Comments : Why hasnt the media covered LAsar Force? Why did I not hear about it until now?
I sense a conspiracy. We need to get out information about this cause to the world.
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How did you find out about Lasar Force? : I am Lasar Force
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Current interests: : Movies, Lasar Force.
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Earth country you dwell in: : Australia
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NAME: : Johnny
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AGE: : 34
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Are you willing to die for your earth? : Earth yes, some of the people on it no
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Comments : Earth is my home dont mess with my home. As for the people who live here, alot could be taken by aliens and no one would care but dont try my daughter of girlfriend or star wars will have knew meaning
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How did you find out about Lasar Force : IMBD.COM post
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Current interests: : Martial arts, bladed weopons, Science, Camping/survival training, EMS work. horseback riding, zeute-ki-dou(deadly finger strikes)
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NAME: : Life Force 34 Wright III
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AGE: : shall not be revealed
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Are you willing to die for your earth? : i live by the motto, anytime to die for earth will keep me alive
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Comments : i am interested in finding out the owner of this website. being an avid alien tracker, i am quite keen to joing any forces that will aid my research. if you are anyone that knows the owner or could possibly get in contact with the owner, please email:
a
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How did you find out about Lasar Force : i have resources
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Current interests: : i am currently interested in the scienctific research and further development of the mars project, although i often enjoy watching the stars on the sand at nighttime, extra-terrestrials and funnily enough lord-of-the-rings the movie, what a fantastic fant
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NAME: : LASAR Hero
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AGE: : square root of pi squared
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Are you willing to die for your earth? : 36 1/2 times
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Comments : Im ready and willing to give my life and EVEN the lives of others to protect this planet!! We cannot fail or we wont win!
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R U capable of withstanding pressure below 56Yks? : on every other Thursday
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Current interests: : Advanced LASAR dynamics
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NAME: : Mercury Fighter
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AGE: : 21
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Are you willing to die for your earth? : Yes
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Comments or special requirments? : This website really opened my eyes to how important my help is to the planets survival.
All I require is the ability to help the revolution.
Thankyou LASAR FORCE.
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Are you capable of withstanding pressures below 56 : yes
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Boxers or briefs? : Briefs
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NAME: : Alex Alex Polldore
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AGE: : 17
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Are you willing to die for your earth? : Sure.
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Comments or special requirments? : Cant hold breath for more than 35 seconds. Weak arms. Quick on feet.
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Are you capable of withstanding pressures below 56 : Yessum
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Boxers or briefs? : Nope
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