Resident Evil: Apocalypse
    Resident Evil video games are fun. Resident Evil movies are stupid. I could just stop right there. This is the sequel to the 2002 to film Resident Evil. Milla Jovovich is back as Alice and wants again she awakens and finds herself wondering what is going on. Last time she woke up in a mansion. This time she wakes up in a hospital and realizes that the city of Raccoon City, which the hospital is in, is crawling with zombies. Now, she and few others she finds along the way, must make there way out of the city, before the Umbrella Corporation, who spreaded a T-Virus around that made people turn into zombies, blows up the city with nuclear weapons to take out the zombies. This movie also stars Sienna Guillory, Oded Fuhr, Matthew G. Taylor, Jared Harris, and Mike Epps. The plot of this movie makes as much sense as...well...it doesn't make any sense at all. We have survivors running around a city, trying to avoid zombies, and no one will rescue them. We have some nemisis monster running around that makes no sense at all. We have the funny man who miraculously survives a number of instances were he could have been dead. We have Alice, who amazingly always shows up at the right place at the right time. How she does it I have no idea. The movie just makes no sense what so ever.