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| My Favorite Lines from Random Sources |
| "Plots kill babies!" ~Lindsey Timmerman in reference to statistical plots |
| "Flirting is cheating's ugly cousin." ~Adam Sandler as Dave Buznik in Anger Management |
| "I'm gay now! And not just a little gay - full on Liberace gay! I like show tunes!" ~French Stewart as Seth Winnick in Love Stinks |
| "Jules, are you gonna do the girl thing? You gonna act happy when you're pouting on the inside?" ~Matthew Glave as Glen Gulia in The Wedding Singer |
| "There are two gods in statistics - Fisher and Tukey. No one will question a Tukey test." ~John McCreadie to his Biometry students |
| "I really do admire her candor." ~Bugzy "Pizza" |
| "You're a lot prettier than that girl, and she's getting married." ~Julia Sullivan's mother in The Wedding Singer |
| "I have a microphone, and you don't. So you will listen to every damn word I have to say!" ~Adam Sandler as Robbie Hart in The Wedding Singer |
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| "Talk is cheap and lies are expensive" ~Green Day "Walking Contradiction" |
| "When I'm horny like thirsty she's a bottle of water." ~Custom "Hey Mister" |
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| "The sink is full of fishes She's got dirty dishes on the brain And my dog's been itchin' Itchin in the kitchen once again" ~Oasis "Some Might Say" |
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| "Scars remind us that the past is real" ~Papa Roach "Scars" |
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| "Destiny is calling me" ~The Killers "Mr. Brightside" |
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| "It's all your fault I screen my phone calls" ~No Doubt "Spiderwebs" |
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| "You don't need the money when you look like that, do you honey?" ~Jet "Are you gonna be my girl?" |
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| "Oh shit! A starfish! Bleahhhhh" ~Rich Aronson to his Marine Invertebrate Zoology class while waving his arms over his head in an imitation of an anemone |
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| "Like any uncharted territory, I must seem greatly intriguing." ~Alanis Morissette "Uninvited" |
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| "You thought you were there to guide me, but you were only in my way." ~Three Days Grace "Just Like You" |
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| "I'm sane but I'm overwhelmed" ~Alanis Morissette "Hand in My Pocket" |
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| "Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals - I had a young and optimistic point of view." ~Green Day "The Grouch" |
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| "I got no motivation. Where is my motivation? No time for motivation." ~Green Day "Longview" |
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