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| "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." -Anonymous "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." - Anonymous "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." - Jeff Valdez "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." - Ellen Perry Berkeley "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." - Mary Bly "There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." - Anonymous "Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." - Missy Dizick "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." - Joseph Wood Krutch "Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit." - John S. Nichols "The mathematical probability of a common cat doing exactly as it pleases is the one scientific absolute in the world." --Lynn M. Osband "Cats come and go without ever leaving." --Martha Curtis "When my cats aren't happy, I'm not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they're just sitting there thinking up ways to get even." --Penny Ward Moser "A cat's got her own opinion of human beings. She don't say much, but you can tell enough to make you anxious not to hear the whole of it." --Jerome K. Jerome The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. ---Paula Poundstone |