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| "We are no longer the knights who say "Ni" We are now the knights who say "Ekkiekkiftangzoopboinguumzoundsll." "Ni!" "Oh shut up." The Leader of the Knights who used to say Ni and one of his minons. "Right on the alarm clock is the snooze button, which is basically a built-in cheating option. I don't know why I didn't think of it sooner, but I finally just taped it down." -Arj Barker "Airplane: Lots of parts flying in close formation." - Unknown The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist. - Aaron Machado "Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again." -- Marin County newspaper's TV listing for "The Wizard of Oz" "I worked as a receptionist, but I couldn't get the hang of it. I kept on answering the phone by saying, 'Hello, can you help me?'" -Caroline Rhea "Houston, we have your problem." —Daily Show kicker for Bush Inaugural coverage Life is like a game of cards. Once you learn how to play, you're already lost in the shuffle. -- Author unknown Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words. ---Woody Allen |