Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear Éowyn Say:
10. 'Does this armor make me look fat?'
9. 'I broke a nail!'
8. 'I'm only doing this because Rohan doesn't have a football team.'
7. 'I've been practicing taping my chest... just in case.'
6. 'Relax, they're blanks.'
5. 'Faramir, honey, can I borrow your hairbrush?'
4. 'Whaddya say we hit the clubs, Arwen?'
2. 'I can't believe I gave my panties to the dwarf!'
1. 'I carried a watermelon.'
Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear Faramir Say:
10. 'We're having hobbit for supper... I mean pheasant.'
9. 'When Faramir was in Egypt's land, let my Faramir go...'
8. 'Oh bother!'
7. 'I wanted to be... a lumberjack!'
6. 'I think you're magically babe-licious.'
4. 'Haven't I seen you at Hooters?'
3. 'Screw this, let's find some guns.'
1. 'So this blonde walks into a bar...'