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Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear Éowyn Say:

    10. 'Does this armor make me look fat?'

    9. 'I broke a nail!'

    8. 'I'm only doing this because Rohan doesn't have a football team.'

    7. 'I've been practicing taping my chest... just in case.'

    6. 'Relax, they're blanks.'

    5. 'Faramir, honey, can I borrow your hairbrush?'

    4. 'Whaddya say we hit the clubs, Arwen?'

    3. 'Ewwwww!'

    2. 'I can't believe I gave my panties to the dwarf!'

    1. 'I carried a watermelon.'



Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear Faramir Say:

    10. 'We're having hobbit for supper... I mean pheasant.'

    9. 'When Faramir was in Egypt's land, let my Faramir go...'

    8. 'Oh bother!'

    7. 'I wanted to be... a lumberjack!'

    6. 'I think you're magically babe-licious.'

    5. 'Ow!'

    4. 'Haven't I seen you at Hooters?'

    3. 'Screw this, let's find some guns.'

    2. (grin)

    1. 'So this blonde walks into a bar...'



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