*

*

Aya-sama tiptoed into the room, triple checking it before closing the door behind her and locking it. She breathed out and leaned against the wood. Blessedly she was alone.

Quickly she dashed to her computer and started typing.

"Aya-sama? Are you okay? Do you need some help? Where are you?" Aya called through the house.

Aya-sama whimpered and typed faster.

The door rattled and Aya yelled through it. "Aya-sama! Aya! Are you okay? Oh no! I can’t hear you! Don’t worry, I’ll save you!" the door banged as the force of a body threw itself against the wood.

Aya-sama whimpered again then turned to her screen, seeing the vortex opening.

"Come on… hurry up... save me!" she muttered.

Just as the bright light was filling the room a Katana sliced through the offending door and Aya, the red haired assassin Aya, jumped through, watching as Aya-sama disappeared.

When the lights died down Aya growled and attacked the evil computer. "Shi-ne!"

*

Aya-sama opened her eyes to something that made her heart stop in her chest. Her eyes widened to an impossible amount and she gasped.

It was horrible.

It was terrifying.

No other thing on this planet or the next could have prepared her for the sight that awaited her.

"Aya-swama! Aya-swama!" the miniature red head assassins all yelled, they latched onto her.

"Oh thank god its you! Aya-sama! I don’t know what I would have done! Come on! Leta already has five of them asleep! We’ve got to wear them down. HEY YOU! PUT THE BUNNY RABBIT DOWN! And no one need die." Krisy yelled she hurried off to save said bunny rabbit.

Aya-sama, who had managed to peak out from under the mass of bodies on top of her saw the red haired girl walk off, a chibi.

"Hwllo! You’es Aya-swama?" (Hello! You are Aya-sama?) One of the chibi’s on top of Aya-sama asked.

Aya-sama whimpered and nodded. "Yay!" the chibi wrapped his arms around her neck, somehow having managing to launch himself off the ground. Aya whimpered but steeled herself. She had a job to do! And by god she would do it!

*

"Qwuisy! Qwuisy! Daisy won’t let go!" (Krisy! Krisy! Daisuke won’t let go!) A little blonde chibi Takeru toddled past, another chibi holding his hand and running along with him.

The red haired girl turned around. Normally a single chibi would be easy to take care of, but every single boy was a chibi. And it didn’t help that there was over five chibi Aya’s. Luckily Aya-sama was handling them.

The red haired girl bent down and detached chibi Daisuke, giving him a pink rabbit to hold instead. The chibi looked quite happy and begun chewing on of the rabbit’s ears. The blonde chibi Takeru beamed up at her then bounded off.

*

"Bevly! Bevly! Hewo is hurting Tri-Tri- ezzy!" (Beverly! Beverly! Heero is hurting Trieze!) A chibi Duo waddled over too the fourth grown up in the entire room and tugged on her shirt.

Beverly wanted to rub her forehead, unfortunately she had a chibi Youji and a chibi Ken (from Weiss) tucked under each arm.

Sighing she allowed the braided chibi to lead her over to where a chibi Trieze was crying and a chibi Heero was bonking him on the head with a rabbit. The poor rabbit looked terrified and its huge blue eyes begged with Beverly.

Beverly sighed, and somehow tucking the two chibi’s she was holding under one arm she reached forward and calmly took the rabbit away from Heero. She then gave the still crying Trieze a lollipop and smacked a bandaid on his head. Chibi Heero glared up at her.

"Hn!" (Meanie! I was going to kill him and then use my perfect abilities to make peace for everyone!) Of course, since no one speaks Heero tongue, except Aya, Beverly just shrugged and gave him a green lollipop.

She then handed the terrified bunny rabbit over to chibi Duo who hugged it close and waddled off.

*

"Leta! Leta! Leta! Leta! Leta! Leta!" Chibi Omi, Wufie, Quatre, Trowa, Nagi, and Farfello all yelled, dangling off the poor grown up.

Leta put her head in her hands. Krisy was evil. Very evil. Whatever Leta did, it must have been really, really bad for this kind of punishment.

She squared her shoulders. She would have to kill the red head later. Right now, she had chibi’s to take care of!

Turning first to Omi she gave him a purple spotted lollipop and put him in a cot with another fuzzy pink bunny rabbit. The rabbit looked mortified, but Leta was willing to sacrifice a few bunnies for her own sanity.

Next she picked up Quatre and gave him a yellow lollipop, placing the blonde with Omi.

Farfello she picked up, pulled the knife out of his hands, put a bandaid on a cut on his forehead, gave him a blunt red lollipop and put him in a separate cot with a bunny rabbit. The white haired chibi started crying: "I wanna hurt Gody! I wanna hurt Gody!" He kicked his legs around a bit then realised that there was a fuzzy pink animal cowering in the corner, then realised that the mean big person had taken his knife away and started crying all over again.

Leta shrugged, he’d ware himself out eventually.

Nagi she gave a lollipop to and a bunny rabbit, letting the boy decide what he wanted to do. The bunny rabbit let out a hysterical squeak when it started floating in the air. Nagi floated himself and the animal into a cot of their own. "Bunny! Bunny!" the boy giggled.

Leta blinked surprised but shrugged, whatever kept him busy and didn’t hurt people.

Trowa was next.

"What do you want to do Trowa?" the grown up asked.

Silence.

"Trowa?"

Silence.

"Fine then." Leta bent down and plucked him up sticking a lollipop in the surprised mouth and putting him down in the cot with Quatre and Omi.

Wufie looked up at her and glared. "Me’s no need naps! Me’s swrong!" (I don’t need a nap! I’m strong!) The little black haired boy stated, crossing his arms.

Leta grinned and picked him up. Snuggling him against her chest. "Oh! You’re just too adorable! Don’t worry sweetie, I’ll carry you around with me all day!" She said. It was hard to tell if she was threatening him or really going to go through with it.

"NO! NO! Me’s just little chibi’s! Me’s need nap! You’s puts me’s downs and me’s sleeps! Promise! Please!" the black haired chibi, yelled, struggling to get out of the hug.

"But I thought you didn’t need a nap?" Leta asked, somewhat confused.

"NO! Me’s need naps! Yup! Me’s ah… just whying! Really! You’s puts me’s down and never see me’s agains!" (NO! I need a nap! Yes! I was just lying! Really! You put me down so you’ll never see me again!)

Leta sighed and gently set her prize down, giving him a lollipop. She sighed. "Oh well, I’ll be back to make sure you’re all asleep. Farfie, please don’t kill the rabbit."

*

Beverly dragged the angry chibi Crawford off of Youji and glared at him, making him stay in place. She then turned back to the crying chibi and stuck a lollipop into his mouth, a bandaid on his arm where the mean Crawford had pinched him. Placing the sniffing chibi in a cot and giving him a yellow bunny rabbit to hug (Which was strange because most of the rabbits were pink). She then put the very quite chibi Shuldich in with the blonde. She didn’t like the quietness, it generally meant the red haired chibi was planning something. But she shrugged and stuck a lollipop in his mouth. The chibi beamed up at her and batted eyes.

Defiantly up to something.

Turning back to chibi Crawford she raised an eyebrow. "Care to explain why you were fighting?" She asked.

The chibi glared.

She waited.

He glared.

She waited patiently.

He gave up glaring and started crying. "He! He! He! He! Was with... my Schu-Shcu!" the little chibi said, still crying.

Beverly rubbed her eyes; she was too young for this. "So? You still shouldn’t have pinched him."

"But-but." The chibi started to beg.

"No buts, you should know what this means."

"NO! NO! NO! Anything but that!!! No!"

"It’s your own fault! Now, do I have to force you, or will you come quietly?"

"NOOOOO!!! I’M NOT GOING!" It was amazing how much noise could come from something so small.

Everyone blocked his or her ears. Beverly gritted her teeth and picked the crying chibi up, stuffing a blue lollipop into his mouth and carrying him over to several chibi girls, who were sitting in a circle. She put the now quiet chibi in the middle of the circle and watched as the girls started fawning over him.

"MEANIE!!!!!!!! SOMEONE SAVE ME!" The Crawford chibi started crying again.

One of the Aya chibi’s, who had run off to play with the other people and wait so he could have Aya-sama all to himself tugged on Beverly’s shirt. "No ones deserves that’s fates… maybies you shoulds saves hims now?" the red haired chibi asked.

Beverly sighed but nodded. "You’d think it was worse then death the way they go on about it."

She sighed and picked the still wailing Crawford chibi up and popped the lollipop back in his mouth. He sniffed a couple of times and clung to her shirt.

Walking over and popping him in the same cot as Shuldich and Youji. Shuldich gave him a hug and Crawford said sorry.

Beverly rubbed her forehead, she had a headache and she only wanted one thing. "David Bowie… this would all be so much more bearable with GOD here." (Brief insight into Beverly’s thinking: GOD = David Bowie)

*

Krisy and chibi Ken (from Digimon) glared at each other.

"It’s pink!"

"It’s off white!"

"It’s pink!"

"Off white!"

"Pink!"

"Off white!"

"Pink!"

"Off white!"

"Actwually its Wavender." Chibi Zechs (from Gundam) cut in. they both turned a miniature glare at him and went back to arguing, somehow having brought him into the ‘discussion’.

"Pink!"

"Off white!"

"Wavender!"

"Pink!"

"Off white!"

"Wavender!"

Aya-sama watched the three of the go at it, she was wondering how long it would take them to realise it was rainbow, or at least see through. The object in question was a crystal dangling in the window.

"Pink!"

Aya-sama sighed, although this was amusing and extremely funny, she had to stop it.

"Guys! Guys! And Krisy! Boys, its time for you’re nap, Krisy give them a lollipop then put them in the cots." The three of them turned to glare at her.

"I’m not tired!" chibi Ken wailed. Zechs just took the offered lollipop from Aya-sama and let her carry him off.

Krisy huffed, the argument lost. She tried to get the chibi to take to lollipop she offered him but he just turned him nose up at it.

Krisy narrowed her eyes and waved the cutest, most fuzzily, adorable purple bunny, infront of his face.

The chibi’s eyes followed the fuzzy ball, almost as if in a trance. He didn’t make a move though.

Krisy sighed, time to get serious.

One of her fingers prodded the bunny and it squeaked. Poor chibi Ken didn’t stand a chance. He pounced on the bunny and began petting, fawning over, and generally playing with it, giggling as only a chibi can.

Krisy grinned happily. No one stood a chance against her powers, no one! She plucked the chibi up and put him in a cot with three Aya’s.

*

Aya-sama closed her eyes. She’d managed to lull three of the chibi Aya’s to sleep but two seemed as if they would never tire.

"Aya-swama! Aya-swama! Wook I’es made this piwture for yous!" (Aya-sama! Aya-sama! Look I made this picture for you!)

"Aya-swama! Aya-swama! Wook! I’es gots yous a bunny!"

The two excited chibi Aya’s danced infront of her.

Aya-sama sighed. This was getting out of hand. "How nice. Hmm, do you two like me?"

"Yup!" they both chimed.

"Good. Then would you do something for me? I’d be really happy, and grateful."

"Yup!" they looked really eager now.

"Well you have to go to sleep and-" she didn’t even finish the sentence before they were both on the ground, curled up and dead asleep.

Aya-sama blinked.

"Now that’s power."

She stood and went to see how her friends were doing.

*

Krisy, Beverly, Leta and Aya all sat down on the sofa, a sigh running through them.

"My god… no wonder they needed help!" Leta whispered exasperated.

Krisy, Beverly and Aya nodded.

"I’m glad that’s over." Beverly said.

Krisy nodded and pulled out a lollipop for herself. "I almost pity all those cute bunny rabbits. Oh well, at least they didn’t get attacked by any monsters." The red head said.

Beverly nodded and Leta and Aya sweat dropped.

"When do we go back?" Aya asked.

"Umm…. Well you see we haven’t actually done the thing we were sent here to do." Krisy said, sweat dropping.

Beverly looked horrified. "You’re joking right?"

"Umm…."

"MWUHAHAHA! PREPARE TO DIE FEEBLE HUMANS!" A voice interrupted the three girls from killing Krisy.

"That would be it." Krisy said, somewhat glad she’d been saved.

They all turned to see a really tall man tower in the door way of the room.

"Shh! You don’t want to wake the chibi’s!" Leta told him.

The man laughed and bellowed. "What do I care! Now I’m going to kill everyone! And then take over this dimension!"

Krisy frowned up at him. "That is SUCH a male thing to say. I mean, the woman slaves all day, has to put up with kids and then the man comes in and expects everyone to bow before him." Aya, Beverly, and Leta nodded in agreement.

"She’s got a point there, I mean, the woman is always suffering, but does the man care? Oh no, its all about him!" Beverly put in.

"Oh shut up and die!" the man bellowed.

"I don’t think so!" Krisy said.

Aya looked faint. "Oh no… she’s not gonna…"

Leta looked panicked. "Krisy you cant! It’ll wake the chibi’s! and I am NOT going through that again!"

Beverly nodded. "I agree, if you do use you’re um… power, then all the chibi’s will wake up and hell…. No one should have to go through that again."

Krisy sweat dropped. "Actually I wasn’t going to do that anyway."

The man looked bored, it was like they’d forgotten he was even there! And evil dues don’t like to be forgotten. The man huffed and tried to get their attention back by yelling, which wasn’t a very smart thing to do.

"HEY! HELLO! I’M GONNA KILL YOU OVER HERE! AREN’T YOU GONNA BEG FOR YOU’RE LIVES?" he yelled.

The sound followed by an extreme stillness, then a small cry from a back room as one of the chibi’s woke up.

Aya looked pissed and she hurried off to try and get the chibi back to sleep.

Krisy glared up at the man.

"That’s it!" She levelled a finger at him.

"SICK EM!" most of the fuzzy pink bunny rabbits had been; tossed around, chewed on, pulled, yanked, banged against something, poked, prodded and generally ‘played’ with by the chibi’s, and to say the least, someone had to pay. The fuzzy animals all jumped up into the air and then covered the man in a mass of fuzz balls, biting, nipping and clawing the man. He screamed and fled.

Beverly was looking shocked, Leta was sweat dropping and Aya was off in another room, trying to get the chibi back to sleep.

It took about a minute for Beverly to regain her composure. "I- ah, I didn’t know you could do that." She said, still staring and looking quite shocked.

Krisy grinned. "Well according to the laws of anime, technically I cant… but in chibi land, just about anything goes, so I ah… figured I’d let the fuzz balls lose… man they really don’t like being chewed on."

Leta and Beverly blinked, but shrugged. It would be a cold day in heck if Krisy ever made sense.

*

Aya-sama found herself sitting at her desk and looking at her computer. The first words to come from her mouth were dragged from her, in a very sweet, and generally, I’m-gonna-kill-you tone.

"Oh, Aya darling… would you like to explain WHY my baby is dead?"

from somewhere in the house here was the faint sound of a boy whimpering and then the red haired assassin popped his head around the doorjamb.

"Eh… sorry Aya-sama."

The following explosion could not be recorded, for public viewing habits. But Krisy managed to take a photo of Aya’s face when it did explode. The look of pure terror on the leading assassin’s face was priceless.

~ End.

Author’s second notes: Mwuhahaha! So how was that? Hope you liked it, really it was quite funny writing it, and hopefully its helped with my writers block. ^^