Queen Beverly, The ladyship of Typo’s glared around the room. The very walls shook with the impact of the glare and the few servants and guards who bore homage to this glare, shivered. The single messenger who stood before the Queen swallowed hard.

"Bring. Him. To. Me."

*

Beverly’s eyes glazed over as she tried not to leave her mouth hanging open. It was HE! GOD… and he was so much taller in person!

The almost drooling fangirl snapped out of her daze when her mobile phone rang. Odd, she’d turned it off hadn’t she?

Pulling the object out of her handbag she opened it, yelling in fright when a large green vortex opened up. However instead of simply swallowing her, it stretched out and seemed to grab a hold of David Bowie too! The man seemed stunned and Beverly let out a hair-raising shriek…. Which wasn’t heard because at that precise moment she was drawn into the vortex as well.

Oh my.

*

Queen Krisy, The ladyship of Lollipops blinked down at her double, who was staring openly at the Queen.

"So you’re telling me… that you’re a real life version of me… and you want me to give you some of my magical lollipops, which open interdimensional vortex’s…. Because you’ve run out?" The Queen asked, frowning.

The red head broke out of her boring gaze and nodded.

"Oh… well that makes sense!" The Queen jumped happily in her seat.

Suddenly, out of god knows where, a man on a green cloud appeared. The normal red haired girl gave a little scream and latched onto him. "Ello dude!" she yelled.

The man sweat dropped then motioned behind him.

Two men stepped out of a swirling cloud thing. One was pointedly smaller, and looked generally more child like, the other was taller then Krisy and wearing… cool clothing.

Queen Krisy watched the scene, listening in of course with a pointedly interested look on her face.

Krisy’s eyes lit up and turned extremely big at the first boy. "Oh… my…. God… you’re… you’re… you’re…"

The boy grinned slightly sheepish. "Yeah, its me Andrew!" He laughed when she suddenly glomped onto him.

"Cool…." The red head said.

Then her attention turned to the second boy… and she promptly fainted.

*

Leta swallowed hard when her computer screen suddenly wrapped, signalling that she was about to be dragged into the anime realms again, she tried to keep the excitement down to a dull roar, but the tiniest of squeaks escaped her. The room flooded with brilliant orange light and when it died down, no one was there.

*

Aya-sama looked from the girl on the floor, to the girl sucking a lollipop seated on the throne.

Could this day get any weirder? It was almost guaranteed too if she hung around Krisy too long.

Aya-sama smirked slightly and bent down, slapping Krisy on the cheek to wake her up.

The red head groaned and her eyes fluttered open, staring up at the second boy.

"Oh… my… God…" the red head whispered.

Who was it? Well, for now we’re leaving it as a mystery. Why? Because its more fun that way. ^. ~

The figure stirred and looked at Krisy from under the hood of its heavy cloak. Krisy giggled nervously.

Queen Krisy, ladyship of the Lollipops, sighed impatiently, all the servants and guards in the room held their collective breath. It was a common known fact that when Queen Krisy got bored… stuff happened.

"Does this have a point? I want to get back to my fawning!" she pointed in the direction of her computer and everyone sweat dropped.

"Uh… Oh yes! Krisy, Aya-sama, please meet the newest member of you’re little party, Andrew! And this is… well I cant tell you as of yet." The dude said.

Krisy grinned and Aya-sama sighed.

Andrew helped the red head off the ground and the four of them turned to Queen Krisy.

"Oh… Krisy, would you care too explain why there are two of you?" Aya-sama asked.

"There are two copies of every girl in the Typo Lollipop realm." A new, yet unnervingly familiar voice cut in. Everyone turned, and promptly froze in shock.

*

Leta woke up on something hard… like stone. Groaning the girl opened her eyes and sat up, putting a hand to her aching head. She looked around her and found the weirdest thing she’d ever seen.

She was inside a stone room, a very large stone room. A few metre’s behind her there was a large wooden door, ahead of her was a mound of steps leading up to a throne. Sitting in the throne was Beverly… but sitting next to Leta was another Beverly. The one sitting in the throne was wearing a crown with the letter T on it and a long green dress, which trailed behind her. The Beverly on the floor, still unconscious, was wearing a blue shirt, high heel pumps, flare pants and was attached to something.

On closer inspection she realised the thing Beverly was unconsciously hugging was not a thing at all. It was David Bowie.

"What the…" The confused girl trailed off and looked between the two Beverly’s.

The Beverly on the throne, of course we should all know by now that it was Queen Beverly, ladyship of Typo’s, blinked and looked down at Leta.

"Sorry. I didn’t mean to bring you or my double here… I won’t play around with the lollipop Queen’s interdimensional vortex opening, orange lollipops any time again soon." She sweat dropped as she spoke.

Leta blinked. "Uh… Lollipop Queen? Double?"

"Yes, Queen Krisy, ladyship of Lollipops. And her-" The Queen of Typo’s jabbed a thumb at the now waking Beverly on the floor, "My double in real life… don’t you guys listen to the lollipop Queen’s double’s logic?"

The now awake Beverly and Leta both blinked.

Suddenly, the large wooden doors to the throne room opened, banging hard against the walls, and knocking the poor guards (who had the misfortune of being behind the massive doors) out cold.

Everyone turned they’re attentions to the newcomer.

"Holy crap! How’d I get into THAT dress!?!" Leta yelled.

And sure enough, standing, clad in a tight black silk dress that went all the way down to her ankles, with a navy blue cloak tossed over one shoulder, hair lose and silky; was none other then Countess Leta, warrior of the frozen fish of doom.

Queen Beverly growled and threw out her hand, yelling out something that sounded absolutely absurd. "GOD! Come to me!" David Bowie (still unconscious mind you) floated off the ground toward Beverly.

"FROZEN FISHIE OF DOOM!" Countess Leta yelled, a giant codfish came out of nowhere and landed on David Bowie, trapping the still passed out man to the ground.

Queen Beverly looked mortified. "It’s not fair! I want to keep him!" She yelled, stamping her foot in anger.

Countess Leta smirked and the codfish flipped up and tossed the unconscious man into her waiting hands, it then disappeared.

Leta (the normal one) and Beverly blinked. Finally Leta leaned over and whispered to her friend. "They’ve got some cool powers."

Beverly could only nod.

It was about then that Countess Leta saw her double.

The two girls locked gazes and narrowed eyes. Countess Leta put David Bowie down and pulled out her giant frozen fish of doom.

Leta did the same (pulling out the fish you dolt!). and they glared at each other.

"Let us duel! Winner takes my pet Wufie-Chan!" Countess Leta announced.

Leta nodded.

Queen Beverly looked even more mortified. "And I just had the throne room repaired from the last battle with the Evil Lord’s minions."

"Who you calling a minion!" Countess Leta yelled, her own fish slapping bang into Leta’s.

Beverly only sighed… and she’d been having such a good time at the concert!

*

Aya-sama stared at The Ladyship of all high magic and demi-goddess of patients; Sorceress Aya-sama, in shock.

The Sorceress was wearing a rather short blood red dress. If short was a good word for it. The dress cut off just beneath thighs and had a daring V cut; her shoes were matching blood red.

All in all, no one spelled magic better.

Aya-sama gaped, so did just about everyone else in the room.

Queen Krisy rolled her eyes and was about to open her mouth and say something when the front door to the room broke in.

Everyone’s attention was suddenly on the figure that came through. More correctly he was blasted through the opening, but that would be getting technique.

The figure turned and made some strange movement with his hands while yelling.

"CHIBI… NINJA!" Lord Andrew, lordship of the ninja clan of dudgeon, yelled.

A giant chibi ninja materialised in mid air and crashed through the wall it hit something on the other side and came flying back through, before it could squash anyone on the other side it disappeared again.

Andrew, the normal one looked surprised as his double was suddenly hit with another energy blast again and sent crashing into Queen Krisy’s thrown.

Krisy gasped as they saw another person come through the door, the one who’d evidentially made the energy blasts. Princess Jesse, daughter of the rulers of insanity and sugar (close friend’s of Queen Krisy) came through the blasted away doorway. Her long princess robes flying in the dusty wind and trailing behind her.

Queen Krisy growled and stood up, levelling a finger at Princess Jesse. "What is the meaning of this!"

Princess Jesse laughed, rather evilly and maniacally. "The Evil Lord wants this kingdom! And you will give it up!"

Queen Krisy snorted. "As if! What are you doing delivering messages for the evil ones!?!"

Princess Jesse grinned maniacally. "I saw the light! And the Evil Lord has helped me mend my ways!" (Translation = I’ve been brainwashed!)

Lord Andrew was struggling to get up. "T-they came while we… were having a meeting… hit her… with some sort… of… ray." He groaned and lay back down, clearly battered up.

The two Aya-sama’s nodded to each other and Aya-sama (the normal one) drew a circle in the air.

"AYA, MEGA… BLASTER!"

"AYA MEGA… BLASTER!"

The two blasts of energy circled toward Princess Jesse. The Princess ducked under the first one and raised her hand at the second one.

"JESSE INSANITY FIRE BLAST!"

The two energy beams smashed into each other, the energy that both was giving off colliding and the ground underneath breaking and falling down.

Queen Krisy spluttered at the gapping hole in her thrown room. She locked gazes with her counterpart and gave the smallest of nods.

"FUZZY… PINK… BUNNY… RABBIT ATTACK!" the tell tale rabbits popped up and begun their chanting.

Both Aya-sama’s fell to the ground covering their ears. The energy blast went over their head and hit the other wall.

Jesse gasped as the magical waves of ‘fairy land, fair land, fairy land’ floated through her brain, totally annihilating the mind control. She collapsed unconscious.

Queen Krisy squealed and grabbed one of the rabbits, hugging it too her chest and joining in the chanting.

The two Andrew’s blinked, not effected by the magical waves, the sheer annoying ness of it all.

The other boy who’s identity is still unknown blinked and leaned against a wall, waiting.

*

Up! To the left! Scale coming in! Jump! Roll! Roll!

Leta dodged another hit from the frozen codfish, and then in a blinding show of daring and cunning she brought her own fish back behind her head in mid turn and landed a blow on Countess Leta.

There was a long silence, in which no one moved.

Then Queen Beverly and Beverly jumped up from their hiding place behind the thrown and started cheering.

"WOO! Go Leta! You’re the fish wielder! Go girl! You rule!" They both yelled.

Countess Leta blinked, which was a little hard to see under the giant fish on her forehead.

"I-I… I can’t believe it…. You’re fish skills are better then mine!" She said.

Leta grinned and put her frozen fish away, putting her hands on her hips triumphantly.

Countess Leta blinked again, sniffling, but she reached into her pocket and somehow (while defying the laws of physics) pulled out a chibi Wufie. Leta’s eyes lit up and she hugged the chibi to her chest.

"So, now that we’ve despensed with the pleasantries, why were you attacking, and what are you going to do with David Bowie?" Leta asked, motioning at the now bashed up thrown room and the still unconscious David Bowie.

Countess sighed and crossed her arms over her chest. "Well you see, the evil Lord threatened to take my Wufie AND Farfello chibi’s from me. He’s rounded up all the bishounen, in every kingdom. He wants to rule this whole Anime crossover realm, and the only kingdoms that haven’t given in are this one and the lollipop one. I want my castle back too, but I was serving him so I could save my bishounen." She explained.

Queen Beverly and Beverly came over to the two Leta’s. Beverly spoke to Leta, looking serious. "Well I think we know what we should do…"

"Yes. We are going on a quest to save all the bishounen!"

*

"Fairy land, fairy land, fairy land, fairy land," The two girls and hundreds of bunnies chanted.

It was horrifying, as if this torture had no end!

Nothing could compare to the sheer excruciating agony of it!

The two Aya-sama’s cried out in pain, no longer able to hold under the forceful battering.

The two Andrew’s were starting to appear annoyed and the cloaked figure was still a mystery.

Finally Sorceress Aya-sama had enough, she stood up, took aim of some of the pink fuzz balls and…

"AYA MEGA… BLASTER!" there was a stone floor space, slightly singed where about ten bunnies had once stood.

There was a long silence that went through the whole room, in which almost everyone heaved a sigh of relief.

Almost everyone…

Sniff. A deep breathe. Sniff.

"SHE KILLED MY BUNNIES!!! SHE FLAME THROWERED THEM!!! MY BUNNIES!!!" Krisy erupted.

Everyone had the decency to wince.

Sorceress Aya-sama sweat dropped, who knew that Queen Krisy’s counter part was as loud as her?

The two Andrew’s were trying, unsuccessfully, to make the screaming red head stop… screaming.

Finally the cloaked figure intervened. He walked over and gave the red head a hug. She stopped screaming instantly and blushed, giggling like a little schoolgirl.

Aya-sama was starting to wonder about this new comer. Who was he that he could calm Krisy down? No person on earth seemed to have that effect! Yet, with just a touch she’d acted as if she were unsure… and blushing…

They were all snapped out of their thoughts when someone entered the throne room (of course it wasn’t all that dramatic since the doors were already open). Queen Krisy grinned, along with the other red head.

Beverly said. "Krisy, Aya-sama, may I introduce; Queen Beverly, ladyship of Typo’s!"

Queen Beverly said. "Yo."

The two Queen’s grinned and went off to talk, Krisy hearing something that sounded like ‘world domination with chickens fed on lollipops’ coming from their conversation but dismissed it as simple paranoia. (After all, no one else should have known about THOSE plans, they were top secret!).

Krisy and Beverly hugged. "I was suffering withdraw symptoms, its just not the same without you here!" Krisy said.

Beverly gave her this dreamy look and motioned her to see the STILL unconscious David Bowie. Krisy rolled her eyes.

Next came the two Leta’s who said hi to the two Aya-sama’s, Leta’s only remark to Sorceress Aya-sama was "Um, aren’t you cold?" The sorceress had laughed it off.

*

And so the party of 11 (minus the yet still unconscious Bowie) set out, on their quest to save the realm from the evil lord. Of course, they went to the most obvious place as to where the evil lord was hiding.

"You’ve got to be joking me! My feet are killing me, and THIS is where he lives!?!" Queen Beverly asked.

"Well… it is certainly, evil." Sorceress Aya-sama put forward.

"Yes. Evil is the word I’d use." Aya-sama confirmed.

"I’m scared. If that’s where the baddies live… what are the good guy’s like?" Leta asked.

"Umm, I think we’re meant to be the good guys." Queen Krisy said.

"Is that meant to be comforting?" Countess Leta asked sceptically.

"Wow… it’s got purple flowers on this side!" Krisy called from around the other side of the castle. She ran back around and tugged on the still cloaked mysterious person’s arm. "I wanna live here! I wanna live here! Its sooo cool!"

Everyone sweat dropped.

The castle was painted in a floral design. Well, it certainly was a good piece of work, the attention to detail of the birds in the trees, the patches of flowers that decorated it, the pink banners. It was, unnerving to say the least. Oh, and evil.

"Well, should we go in the back way, or scale to walls?" Andrew asked.

Lord Andrew laughed and put forward another idea. "Why not just lay siege to it, batter through the front door?"

Queen Krisy perked up at this option. "Yeah! Or, we could…" She trailed off in thought.

"- Have some of us go through the front way and some of us go through the back way?" Krisy said.

The two Aya-sama’s nodded, agreeing with this logic.

After a bit of debating they all agreed.

"Okay, Sorceress Aya-sama goes with Leta, Lord Andrew, Queen Beverly, Queen Krisy and Princess Jesse. They can do the back entrance, and we’ll take the front." Countess Leta said.

The other six nodded and headed around back. The remaining five nodded to each other and turned to the front door. "Break it down Aya-sama!" Krisy said with a bit too much enthusiasm.

Aya-sama nodded and drew the circle in the air.

"AYA MEGA… BLASTER!" the large wooden castle gate creaked and fell backward, slamming heavily on the ground and a cloud of dust rising up from it.

The few guards, being evil creepy crawly things, charged out at the group.

Andrew crossed his arms, and two letters glowed on his forehead, DM he opened his eyes and spread his arms wide. " CHIBI… NINJA’S… ATTACK!" A horde of chibi like ninja’s raced out at the creepy crawly things.

Krisy squealed delightedly and picked one up, hugging it too her chest. "Aw, it’s so cute!" the chibi ninja sweat dropped and disappeared from her hands in the shadow thing that all ninja’s had.

After a couple of minutes the creepy crawlies were disposed of.

The party rushed forward again, and came up short when an ear splitting roar sounded through the courtyard.

Krisy and Beverly shared a look. "That’s not what I think it is, is it?" Beverly asked.

Her question was answered when a massive green scaled dragon came stomping out from… somewhere where it had been hiding.

Krisy and Beverly both paled. Aya-sama sighed ruefully. And was about to attack again were it not for the sudden yell from behind the dragon.

"ZERO SANITY, LOLLIPOP STORM!"

The dragon collapsed forward suddenly, as if it had been hit over the back of the head.

The first party just blinked. Then they saw the second group staring at Queen Krisy like she was some kind of alien, and then they looked up and saw the giant lollipop floating in the sky.

"Oh… my…" Was all Krisy could say.

Aya-sama inched away from Krisy and Countess Leta swallowed hard.

"Sorry we took so long, we had some crawlies to take care of. Now, lets get those bishounen back!" Sorceress Aya-sama said, seeming not even effected by the giant lollipop still floating over their heads.

Everyone snapped out of their daze and nodded, following Sorceress Aya-sama to the stair well that lead to the throne room.

At the back of the party Princess Jesse and Lord Andrew grinned. "We must lay siege to a castle again sometime, this is fun, and so exciting!" Princess Jesse said. Andrew nodded and the group continued.

*

The Evil Lord, whose name we cant seem to say solely because he doesn’t have one, glared at all the bishounen, who were tied up in one big room, which was hidden from view of the main area in the throne room. He heard some commotion downstairs and shut the secret door then went to sit on his throne.

"FROZEN FISHIE OF DOOM!" The throne room door was literally slapped open, by a giant frozen codfish. And in stormed the oddest assortment of… good guys the Evil Lord had ever seen.

Some of the party was in normal medieval clothing, the others were wearing… strange clothing (we’re looking at that from the Evil Lord’s perceptive).

"How dare you steal all the bishounen! In the name of the moon I shall- opps wrong speech." Krisy sweat dropped and stepped back.

Queen Beverly came up, cleared her throat and spoke to the Evil Lord.

"For the crimes of; brainwashing Princess Jesse, sending you’re min- I mean sending people to destroy MY castle, trying to kidnap David Bowie (who is still unconscious mind you), Kidnapping all the bishounen! AND being evil, we are vanquishing you from this mega anime crossover realm, forever! And so there!" she stuck her tongue out and stepped back.

The evil lord laughed and flicked his finger, sending a blast of energy at the party, the girls all screamed (oh come on, you know we would!) and jumped back. The boys fell to the side.

The girls looked up from their place on the floor, almost fearfully.

"He blasted at us with a flick of his finger, how are we meant to combat that kind of power!?! Hey, why do I sound all helpless and unprotected?" Aya-sama stopped in mid anime girl crying and glared up at the man.

"Lets all combine powers! And we’ll beat him!" Andrew said.

The party nodded and stood again.

"AYA MEGA… BLASTER!"

The beam shot out toward the Evil Lord, and… he deflected it!

Aya-sama blinked in sheer surprise.

"Alright, all at once now!"

"FUZZY… PINK… BUNNY… RABBIT ATTACK!"

"ZERO SANITY, LOLLIPOP STORM!"

"PINK… HONEY… TELLY… RAY!"

"GOD PLUSHIES!" thousands of David Bowie, stone hard plushies went flying out.

Leta jumped high into the air and delivered a whopping glomping with her frozen fish of doom.

"FROZEN FISHIE OF DOOM!"

"AYA MEGA… BLASTER!"

"CHIBI… NINJA’S… ATTACK!"

"CHIBI… NINJA!"

"JESSE INSAINTY FIRE BLAST!"

And the finale attack came from the cloaked mysterious figure. The cloak came off with a flourish and revealed a tuxedo and mask, then the man withdrew a rose, in between two fingers, held it up, did a spin let the rose fly and yelled out. "DIM GAME WINNING!" the rose split into hundreds of razor sharp cards and hit the Evil Lord.

The throne, the stone area behind it, the window, and the wall and ceiling surrounding it, exploded in a shower of dust and stone.

Everyone was forced to cover their faces and coughed into their hands until the smoke cleared.

There was nothing but scenery and a grin spread everyone’s faces.

"We did it…" Aya-sama said, a quite, pleased smile on her face.

It was Leta who broke the light, comfortable silence first.

"OH NO!" She screamed.

Krisy looked up, obviously disturbed too. "WHERE ARE THEY!?!"

Queen Krisy, Princess Jesse and Countess Leta were instantly disturbed too.

And the five girls started looking around the whole area frantically.

The mysterious man, whose name you still may not have guessed, spoke up. "Ma petite who are you looking for?"

Krisy blushed slightly and calmed down. "Uh… the bishounen, Mon Amour."

He laughed and started helping to look.

Aya-sama narrowed her eyes even more. French… Krisy blushing… something about the general, aura.

"I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!" she shouted suddenly, levelling a finger at the man.

He chuckled and paused. "Who am I?"

"You’re Krisy’s boyfriend!!! Dim!" She grinned triumphantly at her sudden discovery.

Dim chuckled again and pulled some cards out from his sleeve, shuffling them back and forth. "Yes, you’re right."

Meanwhile, the two Beverly’s were hovering over David Bowie.

"He should be awake by now… do you think something’s wrong?" Queen Beverly asked, chittering nervously. Beverly shrugged and patted David Bowie’s cheek.

Everyone stopped when someone cleared his throat. It was the Dude, now floating on a blue cloud.

"Well guys, you’ve done great! Now you ordinary lot need to go home… Bowie as well."

What came next was an explosion of shouts, all simultaneous.

"NO! YOU CAN’T TAKE GOD AWAY YET!"

"WHAT ABOUT THE BISHOUNEN?"

"I WANT TO TALK TO MY DOUBLE SOME MORE!"

"DOESN’T ANYONE CARE ABOUT THE BISHOUNEN?!?"

"NO! YOU CAN’T TAKE US AWAY YET! WE HAVE TO FIND THE LOVELIES!"

The Dude sighed and clicked his fingers, the door where the bishounen were opened up and the five girls who had been looking rushed over, saw them and sighed in relief.

"As for you’re doubles, I believe, Queen Krisy has something for you?" the Queen nodded and reached into a pouch, coming out with several different coloured lollipops.

Every ordinary person took one.

"These lollipops allow you to travel between dimensions, they also make a great snack, and they’re magical, so they never run out."

Queen Beverly sniffled. "W-what about GOD?" she clutched David Bowie closer to her.

The Dude sighed. "I’m afraid he has to go back."

Queen Beverly narrowed her eyes. "I’ll start screaming if you take him."

Queen Krisy winced and edged away from her, knowing full well Queen Beverly would make well on that threat.

And before they could stay goodbye, the normal group vanished in a puff of smoke, Krisy whining that she hadn’t had a chance to glomp the bishounen and Dim looking at her through narrowed eyes.

~ End!

Author’s second notes: FINISHED! *Takes a breath* wow, it took me two weeks! I feel so good to have finally finished it! Enjoy! And please review! I want to know everything! ^^