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| Ode to the Shit Shirt by Foxy G Jan. 2003 Dedicated to the retiring of the L2H3 Shirt Shirt I’m hurt I’m bewildered What did I do wrong It wasn’t my fault That I started to pong Short memories on file here Remember my kindness By taking the place of The toilet seat harness I was neat & clean & Bare of adornments Then some silly sod started adding odd bits I had writing and ribbons, a willy and flop Who was the hasher that made me the pits I became nore shitty as the weeks went by Sweaty and smelly I’ve had the lot Unkept unclean the odour got worse But Hashers themselves didn’t give jot I wanted to stay until I decayed But Bimboy said no your out on your ear You’re had your time, your successor’s in place It makes sense to go, it’s the start of the year I’m being kept for prosperity – how is unknown But all I can ask of those that have heart That I’m wrapped up in moth balls Co’s I did play my Part. |