You're Obsessed If...

* Mom asks you what kind of birthday party you want to have; you start jumping up and down screaming, "Luau! I want a luau!!!"

* You keep taking in stray dogs, naming them Stitch, and waiting to see if any aliens come knocking on your door...

* You spend a day desperately trying to build a space-ship out of underwear and an old cardboard box...

* You dress yourself up in hula gear, go to school, and beat up the first kid who looks at you funny

* You spent hours on e-bay begging the people whose items you bidded on to take it back because you got so L&S merchandise happy, you forgot you didn't have $90

* You spent all of your allowance at the Disney Store and Toys R Us buying out all the 'Hula Dancin' Lilo's and 'Switchin' Stitch 626's

* You frequently listen to 'Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride'

* You doodle Lilo on everything you get your hands on... even if it is the New Jersey MAT tests for High School...

* Your friends never hear the end of "Chris Sanders is a genius! An absolute genius! Could you believe that he thought THAT up!?"

* During your free time, you type up an easy how-to guide on doing the 'Jumba Dance' for your friends

* For drama tryouts, you do a rendition of 'My Little Grass Shack'

* You take up a sudden interest in genetics and astrology

* You nickname all of your friends and family members after the Lilo & Stitch characters

* You watch L&S 6 days a week... giving yourself a day to write in your diary about how it was even better the 785th time

* You rant for an hour about how badly animated they are in the sequel... and how they pumped them up on steroids

* You create a very large website to spread L&S fandom

* You know ALL the lines, ALL the dialoque, and the names of ALL the cast in the credits

* You start to suspect that aliens are spying at you while you sleep

* You sign your last name as Pelekai or Jookiba and swear you're related... or tell people that you're really an extra-terrestrial genetic experiment

* You tell people you're going to marry Experiment 625

* You tell people you have Jumba tied up in your closet

* You tell people that if they don't get out of your way, you will let Stitch loose in their house

* Lilo is your idol

* Instead of swearing at people, you call them stupidheads

* You scare little children by talking in Stitch's voice

* You BEG Mom and Dad to take you to Hawaii and find Lilo's address...

* Every time a song comes on that you like, in Jumba's accent you say, "Oh! I love that song!"

* You take a sudden interest in surfing and creative photography