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Annoying Things
People point to their wrist when asking for the time...
I know where my watch is buddy, where's yours?
And do i point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

People are willing to get off their @$$ to search the entire room for the TV remote...
b/c they refuse to walk up to the TV and change the channel manually?

When people say, "oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too."
Shut up-- what is the point of haing cake if you aint gonna eat it?
would you rather me eat YOUR cake?

When people say, "it's always in the last place you look."
Of COURSE it is--why would you keep looking after you've found it???

When people say, while watching a movie, "did you SEE THAT???"
No, stupid, i paid $6.75 to come to the theater and stare at the exit sign down there.

When something is "new and improved," which is it?
If it's new, then there has never been anything before it.
If it is an improvement, there must have been something before it.

When a cop pulls you over and then asks you "do you know how fast you were going?"
They should know, the punk, he's the one who pulled you over.

When people ask, "can i BORROW a piece of paper?"
Sure, but why would I want it back after you've written all over it?

When you are waiting for the bus and someone comes up and asks you, "did the bus come yet?"
Well duh, if the bus CAME i wouldn't be standing here now would I?

People who ask, "can I ask you a question?"
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya?
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