Last summer when my friends and I went camping at Garden of the Gods, we watched the sunset every night. One night in particular Mel, Kyle, and I stayed out on the rocks longer than everyone else talking about whatever happened to come to mind. Mel said something really random and quotable (see below) and the three of us laughed so hard that we decided that her quotation would from then on be referred to as "Melissa 3:16." This phenomenon grew and grew until just about everyone had their own 3:16...but of course, we lost the list. So here are a few, and if anyone finds the rest of them or happens to remember a couple, let me know and I'll put them up asap!!
Toni 3:16 "It has to be true, I saw it on Passions!"
--and--
"Quick, get me something big and hard!!"
Stacey 3:16 "Anything to be cute!!" <---taken sooo out of context!!
Chris 3:16 "Mr. Hamilton...Mr. Jackson...Mr. Lincoln...Mr. Washington...I have a presidential party in my pants!!" (While counting his money)
--and--
"It's warm...but not in a good way." (no explanation)
Shane 3:16 "You smell of evil so strong, it's like bacon." (It was really funny at the time, I swear.....)
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"I really want to love you...but you're just so inherantly evil.
Amy 3:16 "If I were that woman, I think I'd hate my life" (Said in reference to that woman that sits in front of Lazarus and asks everyone that walks by if they're 18 so she can try to get them to sign up for a credit card).
Jeff 3:16 "I respect my family...but I also respect the fact that they're idiots, too."
Kyle 3:16 "I want to change my name to Precious!!" (or something like that)
Liz 3:16 "Leave me alone, I'm ignernt!" (I think she meant ignorant, tee hee)
Evan 3:16 "I'm an ass man with Dustin."
David 3:16 "This 3:16 thing isn't funny anymore...get a new joke. Geez."
Asshole Cop 3:16 "Dem red lights are there for a reason."