Good Kyle vs. Bad Kyle

This is a learning tool for Shane and Dustin.  You see, every time I tell a story involving either Kyle, they immediately ask me, "good Kyle or bad Kyle??!?"  Usually the context of the story is indicitave of which one I am referring to, but they seem to get a big kick out of just asking.  So I decided to devote a little time to clearing up the constant question by listing a few basic facts about each Kyle:

Good Kyle...

Bad Kyle...

Lives in Missouri Believes in God Doesn't even "like" girls Goes to school Associates with me Likes animals Is funny Makes me happy Is a marine Is gay Loves me Drinks Coke Kisses my cheek His mother doesn't want to be a grandma yet

Lives in Indiana Believes he is God Impreganates girls Works at a gas station Avoids me like the plague Looks like a monkey (according to good Kyle) Looks funny Makes me miserable Needs to drown in a marina Is dating a former lesbian Loves making me miserable Snorts Coke Kisses my ass His mother is going to be a grandma

By Janel:

By Shane: