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| America |
| The Greatest Country in the World |
| But we still have some of the 'Dumbest' Laws on the books in Some States. Have a look...... Have a Laugh. |
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| Ha, We were able to put men on the moon, but can't get these laws off the books. This page was made just for fun by Glenda Kaye (CCsLilSis) God Bless America. Updated 09/05/2008 |
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| Maryland:
A woman may not go through her husband's pockets while he is sleeping. Oblong, Illinois: It's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. Alexandria, Minnesota: No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brushes his teeth. Alabama: It's illegal to play dominoes on Sunday. Ames, Iowa: Warn your hubby that after lovemaking, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you - or holding you in his arms. Bozeman, Montana: Has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown - if they're nude. (Apparently, if you wear socks, you're ok). |
| Las Vegas, Nevada:
It's against the law to pawn your dentures. Sioux Falls, South Dakota: In hotels, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds! Newcastle, Wyoming: An ordinance specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer! Illinois: A state law mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts. Norfolk, Virginia: A woman can't go out without wearing a corset. (There was a civil service job - for men only - called a corset inspector.) Merryville, Missouri: However, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male." Brooklyn, N.Y.: Donkeys are not allowed to sleep in bathtubs. |
| Coeur d'Alene, Idaho:
It's safe to make love while parked. Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate. Helena, Montana Law mandates that a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing. Carlsbad, New Mexico: It's legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or van has drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking in. Florida: If you're a single, divorced, or widowed woman, you can't parachute on Sunday afternoons. Cleveland, Ohio: Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes, a man might see the reflection of something he shouldn't. Tremonton, Utah: No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance within the boundaries of the state. If caught, the woman can be charged with a sexual misdemeanor and "her name is to be published in the local newspaper." The man isn't charged nor is his name revealed. Natoma, Kansas: It's illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suites. |
| Idaho Falls, Idaho:
If you're 88 years of age or older, it's illegal for you to ride your motorcycle. Vermont: It's against the law (not to mention impossible) to whistle under water. Barber, North Carolina: It's illegal for a cat to fight a dog (or vice versa). Clawson City, Michigan: It's illegal to sleep with chickens. Mount Dora, Fl.: A pet rooster cannot say cock-a-doodle-do within the city limits. Hastings, Nebraska: The owner of every hotel is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts. Richmond, Va.: You must buy a license for 93 cents to sell song books on the street. Gary, Ind.: You cannot go straight to the theater after eating garlic. Pacific Grove, Ca.: You can be fined $500 if you bother a butterfly. Waterloo, Neb.: Barbers cannot eat onions between 7a.m. and 7p.m. New York: You can teach your pet parrot to speak, but not to squawk. Liberty Corner, New Jersey: Lovers should avoid satisfying their lustful urges in a parked car. If the horn accidentally sounds while they are frolicking behind the wheel, the couple can face a jail term. Centerville, Ohio.: Cars are not allowed to scare horses. |