| My ex-husband and I fought constantly, |
| Why I married him, I'll never know. |
| For all those miserable years I said, |
| My hubby has got to go! |
| Tried poisoning cakes, stripping his brakes, |
| Salting his pork chops with lyme. |
| Wiring his chair, igniting his hair, |
| Even though playing with fire is a crime. |
| But I failed at each plot 'til I suddenly thought, |
| Of a way that would set me free! |
| I got rid of him for good and, know what? |
| They couldn't do a thing to me! |
| I took him back to Wally World, |
| They'll take anything back you know! |
| They said they couldn't recall selling him, |
| But they must have if I said so. |
| They just credited him to my Visa and said, |
| "Ya'll come back now, 'ya hear?" |
| They were so nice, polite, pleasant and insistent, |
| I took back his mother the next year! |
| They'll take anything back at Wally World, |
| Though it's broken or rotten or sweet. |
| And know what else? Anytime of the year. |
| You don't even need a receipt! |
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| URL for this Page is: http://www.oocities.org/lilsites4u/wallyworld.html |
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| This page was created 'Just for Fun' by Glenda K Schlueter (CCsLilSis)- 2004 Updated 09/02/2008 I REALLY DO Love Wal*Mart. |
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| Hit The Road With Glenda Kaye To 'Wally World' |
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| And this is My Wally-Mobile |