To Will Rogers Wisdom


"I'm not a member of any organized group.
I'm a Democrat."

"Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier
than puttin' it back in."


"If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back
every now and then to make sure it's still there."


"If you get to thinking you're a person of some
influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around."


"After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so
good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter
came along and shot him...
The moral: When you're full
of bull, keep your mouth shut."


"Never kick a cow chip on a hot day."


"There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither
one works."


"If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do
is stop digging."


"Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco."


"It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of
sheep."


"The quickest way to double your money is to fold it
over and put it back in your pocket."


"Don't squat with your spurs on."


"Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of
that comes from bad judgment."


"Never miss a good chance to shut up."


"Always drink upstream from the herd."


"When you're throwing' your weight around, be ready to
have it thrown around by somebody else."


"There are three kinds of men:
1. The ones that learn by reading.
2. The few who learn by observation.
3. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence
for themselves.
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