The Twin's Story
	One fine, sunny day, which was rare as you don't get them very often in London, Victoria and Etcetera were sat playing chess on Old Deuteronomy's tyre in the junkyard.  Victoria was extremely bored today - Mr Mistoffelees had gone on holiday, and it had been almost a full hour since he left! "Vicky?" whined Etcetera Victoria looked at her younger sister.  "What?" she sighed. "Where's the snake gone?" "What snake?" Victoria sneered. "Well, there are snakes in Snakes and Ladders," Etcetera continued. Victoria rolled her eyes.  "We're not playing snakes and ladders," she said sarcastically, "we're playing chess." "Well why's this ladder here then," Etcetera protested. Victoria sighed impatiently.  "That's a knight," she said. "Funny looking knight," Etcetera muttered, glancing at the board. "I've found the snake Vicky!" she exclaimed loudly. "What?" Victoria said, glaring at the kitten. "No.  Look," Etcetera said, pointing at the board.  "Oh yeah," Victoria said with slow realisation, as she watched a long, pink, wiggly thing on the board. "Vicky?" "What now?" "It's coming from over there," she said, pointing at the cooker. "What is?" "The snake" "And...?" "Well let's follow it," Etcetera yelled excitedly.  She started to run towards the cooker. "Etcetera, where are you going?  Etcetera?"  Etcetera had disappeared into the depths of the cooker.  Victoria followed reluctantly. She climbed into the darkness of the cooker, muttering "stupid kitten" as she went.  A few metres into the darkness, a red glow appeared.  She saw a small body on the floor. "Etcetera!" she screamed "Who's done this to you?" Slowly, she raised her head in the direction of the glow. To her horror, she saw OLD DEUTERONOMY TIED TO A SPIT, ROTATING SLOWLY IN FRONT OF A FIRE!  An anteater was sat watching him rotate, licking his lips and muttering "Mmmm...kitty chunks for my tea."  Victoria stood there transfixed by the sight before her.  Victoria muttered "Mistoffelees, where are you when we need you?", before collapsing with the shock. BANG! A bright, white light filled the oven, and Mistoffelees appeared wearing a huge sombrero, dark glasses, and carrying a large, brown suitcase, imprinted with the words: "My suitcase.  Paws Off!" "What the...?" he said to himself confusedly, "where am I?"  He glanced round the room, and spotted the sight, at which both the kittens had fainted.  "PRESTO!" he yelled. As if an invisible hand came down from the sky, the anteater was dragged across the floor of the oven, and out of the door.  Mistoffelees watched gleefullyas a rope came down from the sky and secured itself round the anteater's hind leg.  He rushed over to Old Deuteronomy, and began to untie him. "What happened, Old Deuteronomy?" said Mistoffelees curiously. "Well," began Old Deuteronomy, "I was just watching the kittens when I heard an evil laugh.  I told the kittens to hide, and went to find out what it was.  Just as I'd suspected, it was Macavity.  He ordered his rats to grab me, and they brought me in here.  Then that anteater came in and started to fry me!" "Thanks Mistoffelees," said Old Deuteronomy, "You saved my life.  What do you want as a reward?  You can have anything you like." "What anything?" asked Mistoffelees, unable to believe his luck. "Yes.  Well...within reason," replied Old Deuteronomy. A huge grin spread across Mistoffelees' face, as he glanced towards Old Deuteronomy's daughter.
		You didn't think it was going to be serious did you?  It's just a bit of fun!  Anyway, now me and my mate, Velina, have started you off, please send me some more fanfics, and I'll do my best to put them on the website! If you're stuck for ideas, just do what we did - pick three characters from 'CATS' to be your main characters, and add an animal!
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