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| The Limerick Savant |
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| With CBS Sports as her rubes, Janet J. flashed some tit on our tubes. So what’s all the stir About Justin and her? TV’s always been home to big boobs! Long before there was “wardrobe malfunction” To prick at our viewing compunction; Before the computers That TiVoed those hooters, We were tuning in Petticoat Junction. Get the story |
| Which one's the boob? |
| Raising Interest? They’ve created the first human clone And we’re reaping the seed that was sown. Should we start to give thanks This could mean stem cell banks, Or remember that Life’s just a loan? Get the story |
| Our Hero in Afghanistan So, production of heroin’s up And you might just be asking “Whassup!” With that Bush shotgun wedding Afghanis were getting A lucrative, drug lord pre-nup. Get the story |
| Manscaping Will the latest of cosmetic fads Be endorsed by those five QE lads? Just rip off the hair Where e’er you can bare And all it requires is: go Nad’s! |
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| Isn’t That Special? (She just couldn’t remain Kwiatkowski) As this Pentagon shit hits his fans They should know where their president stands: He didn’t ignore George Tenet on “war;” It’s just that he had “Special Plans!” Get the story |
| Derailment To Greenspan, the numbers have purity That predicts a default to a surety. For in fourteen short years, Will the sum of all fears Add up to much less than Security? While Congress avoids his statistics And says they’re too hot for a quick fix; It makes them turn pale To approach that “third rail,” And short circuits their parties’ elect tricks! Get the story |