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| The Limerick Savant |
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| Arnold demontrates for reporters how he will keep track of congressional districts in California if elected |
| A devilish trick by Saddam Almost had Mr. Bush in a jam But the Dubya M D Have now surfaced, you see Just, apparently, in Alabam Get the story |
| Justa Tourista, Baby! Ahnuld thinks that his over-used qoute’ll Get him all the good will that your vote’ll And be a distracter From Conan the Actor, Who hopes that your recall’s not total. Get the story |
| We’re Bushed With blackouts and bombings and all, Is the writing not now on the wall? Our alarm’s growing deep While our prez is asleep. Wake up, Mr. Bush; it’s your call! Get the story |
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| Later, Arnold shows how he plans to cut spending |
| Thanks for the Memories Bringing laughter, you helped us to cope For your name wasn’t simply a trope. It isn’t a rumor: A world without humor Is a world that has given up Hope. Get the story |
| Alabama Headache: Take two tablets & call Roy in the morning “Those tablets will stay on their spot.” Says Bama’s judicial big shot; But he must separate His church from his state, Cuz sayeth the court, “Thou shalt not!” Get the story |
| A Rove-ing Reporter? It’s the very thing Bush most decries And a terrorist act in our eyes. Is the White House to blame? For, by leaking Plame’s name, It’s Freedom itself they de-spies. Get the story |
| Ahnuld’s Apuhlugy To get my campaign back on track: I’m sorry for couth that I lack. With my sex appeal, I must cop a feel. So, after I win, Ah’ll be bahk! With latest news I’ve deftly coped Cuz it isn’t the way you had hoped. The Press is a liar. It’s girls I admire And Hitler’s the one that I groped. Get the story |
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| Unrepentant Arnold tries to grope the AP photographer |
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