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| The Limerick Savant |
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| The "Dos" and the "Donuts" (found in the small print on the label of Mr. Ligon's low-fat carob-coated doughnuts) If losing some weight is your goal, This diet donut has a role: You may gorge on this treat; Just remember to eat Not the sum of the parts, but the hole. (A special thank you to Bill Geist of CBS News Sunday Morning for alerting me to this story) Get the story |
| Ahh! The perfect marriage: low-fat and donuts. Too bad it was shorter lived than Britney's |
| Whoppers of Mass Distraction (To Mr. Bush on his State of the Union address 2004) Saddam’s weapons, last year, were the key As you argued for war, don’t you see? Now your S.O.T.U. address Leaves the nation to guess That your reason was Dubya empty! |
| The Savant’s endorsement: ABBA Anybody But Bush Again This president really must go; His ethics have been a no-show. We are tired of his scenes Where the end proves the means And asserting it just makes it so! |
| Never mind what that David might say As to weapons and being no way; If there’s activity With a Dubya M D, Mr. Bush says it’s all A, Oh, Kay! Get the story |
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