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McNabbed!
Late of ESPN, Rush Limbaugh explains that he thought the call letters stood for Ethnic Slur Promotion Network.
Taking the Cure
(To Mr. Limbaugh:)

For years, every addict or lush
Felt your ultra-conservative crush.
Now the cure for your pain
Could be liberals’ gain.
Can you feel it? Now that’s a real Rush!

                                               
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When Kuwait’s price for gas takes a bump
Are the taxpayers playing the chump?
Or is poor Halliburton
Financially hurtin’
Unless they can gouge at the pump!

                                               
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“There’s no need for more troops in Iraq
And the planned reconstruction’s on track.”
So says Mr. Rummy,
Who thinks you’re a dummy
Who has missed every daily attack!

                                               
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