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| Late of ESPN, Rush Limbaugh explains that he thought the call letters stood for Ethnic Slur Promotion Network. |
| Taking the Cure (To Mr. Limbaugh:) For years, every addict or lush Felt your ultra-conservative crush. Now the cure for your pain Could be liberals’ gain. Can you feel it? Now that’s a real Rush! Get the story |
| When Kuwait’s price for gas takes a bump Are the taxpayers playing the chump? Or is poor Halliburton Financially hurtin’ Unless they can gouge at the pump! Get the story |
| “There’s no need for more troops in Iraq And the planned reconstruction’s on track.” So says Mr. Rummy, Who thinks you’re a dummy Who has missed every daily attack! Get the story |