Six more weeks of war!
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Dedicated to
no-nonsense nonsense
Inspections? Who cares what they’re for?
On Feb. 2nd, he’ll open his door
And, when Dubya squints out,
There’s no shadow of doubt,
That he’ll see, that could keep us from war.

                                               
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© 2002 The Limerick Savant
Haven't we been
here before?
Rhymes with “Eat you’ spinach!”

Dennis the Menace has added his voice
To the “wanna be president” noise.
If he wins nomination,
The election equation
Makes that option of Hobson seem choice!

                                               
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’Round the world, all the brightest and best
Think your “proof” doesn’t pass any test
And your flip
attitude
Toward the marchers is rude.
Mr. Bush, we must really
protest!

                                               
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Is it pure scientific depravity
That leaves Space with a planet-sized cavity?
Or if Newton’s prediction
Ends in earthly eviction.
2060’s a year of some gravity!

                                               
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If you thought of your image of “neighbor,” would
You think of the way that Fred Rogers stood
For “Love” as the answer;
Until sudden cancer
Brought a sorrowful day to the Neighborhood.

                                               
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