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Dedicated to
no-nonsense nonsense
Jingo Bells
(to the tune of Jingle Bells)

Starting up a war
With Saddam in Iraq
The UN’s not too sure
But Britain’s got our back

Colin Powell is psyched
And Rumsfeld’s lost his frown
It cost too much to send troops there
No way we’re backing down.

Ohh

Jingo bells
Jingo bells
Ringing in your ears
Xenophobic politics
Confirming your worst fears

Jingo bells
Jingo bells
In the U. S. A.
We’re so afraid of terrorists
That someone has to pay

                                               
© 2002, 2003, 2004 The Limerick Savant
Dubbayu is Going to Town
(To the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town)

Oh, President Bush
Is flexing his might.
Get off of your tush.
Get ready to fight.

Dubbayu is going to town!

He’s making a list
And checking it twice
So each terrorist
Is sure to be iced.

Dubbayu is going to town!

He thinks that you all look alike
From shopkeeper to sheik
So every bearded Arab guy
Better hope there’s no mistake

Oh, you better watch out
And carry ID
A new Amex card
Will say, “You know me!”

Dubbayu is going…
Talk of war is growing…
Bigotry is showing…
Hatred’s overflowing…
Dubbayu is going to town!

                                                   

Coming soon…
Trent Lott’s I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas
(sing along)
(sing along)