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| The Limerick Savant |
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| Dedicated to no-nonsense nonsense |
| With the capture of Khalid Mohammed My nerves have been markedly calm-ed But they’d be calmer still If, by drinking one’s fill, Was the only way people got bomb-ed. Get the story |
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| Winner: John Belushi Look-alike Contest |
| To Mr. Bush: It isn’t the cause we deplore. Your attack on Iraq is much more. By asserting your right To use milit’ry might, It seems like you’re settlin’ a score World opinion, you simply ignore, Forgetting what “U.N.” stands for. And you side-step a vote Just to get France’s goat, Spelling U.N. with “useless” once more. It’s one thing, defending our shore Or when imminent threat is in store, But, by striking out first, You’re displaying our worst; All proving this isn’t JUST war. Get the story |
| War - what is it good for? Absolutely satire! The Savant received the following responses from Jim McCulloch of the University of Texas. (Hey Jim, want a job? It doesn't pay, but the hours are long.) The President says to be wary Of wicked Saddam, who is very Loathe to disarm And will do untold harm With weapons unseen--ergo--scary Or this: It would be USA's suicide Cried the Prez, who seemed fit to be tied If Saddam Hussein Continues to reign. Ah, but Bush may have--just slightly--lied. Or this: There was a trained poodle named Tony Who was fed day and night with baloney But despite all his training He had trouble explaining A war that was totally phony. |
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