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| The Limerick Savant |
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| Dedicated to no-nonsense nonsense |
| To Big Oil: When the fate of our Earth can be tossed Out to sea, there’s a terrible cost. For a drop of crude oil Will decidedly spoil Your Prestige, if you let it be lost. Get the story |
| Let the universe brace for the surge, When that pair of black holes starts to merge. As they circle each other, They resemble another Saddam and George Bush on the verge. Get the story |
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| Easy Political Answer? As Whitman plans further dilution Of the rules, there’s a simple solution: So that, starting today, When you say E. P. A., The “P” will now stand for “Pollution!” Get the story |
| Sign, or sign not. There is no try. The news, for a loop, did not throw me, When departure, I learned, of Jim Thome. Said the Philly’s new hire, A la Jerry McGuire, “You want me? The money, then, show me!” Get the story |
| The boat makers claim they’ve been scarred When the Court said that lawsuits aren’t barred Over safer propellers. Though they could be bestsellers, The duel is not over. On guard! Get the story |
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