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| The Limerick Savant |
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| Dedicated to no-nonsense nonsense |
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| When Saddam’s ill intent, Bush assured His CIA chief was ignored Now the loyal George Tenet Must appear in the Senate Where he’ll dutif’lly fall on his word. Get the story |
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| @Odds Only send us your “yeas” or your “nays.” (Black or white) We can’t contemplate grays. Now, to e-mail the Prez, There’s no simple adrezz. You must plod through the whitehouse.maze Just to send, you could spend seven days While searching through endless displays, When there is the section That gives the direction: “Why bother? We only take praise.” So just write to a friend or your mom; Better yet, to the whitehouse.com. We’ve put you on notice; Don’t email the POTUS. We’re afraid you might tax Bush’s ROM. Get the story |
| The Savant wishes all his readers to know that, unlike the president, he will always be available by email at The Savant also welcomes all comments and opinions (especially in limerick form,) dissenting or otherwise, no matter how ignorant or ill-informed they might be. |
| The sins of deceit have their wages. So say the political sages. And government antics Come down to semantics: 16 words or 28 pages. Get the story |
| This futures market is chilling Where you wager on evil, if willing. It’s a terrorist’s pool Where world mayhem’s the rule And those trading in Death make a killing. Get the story |
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