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Dedicated to no-nonsense nonsense |
To Mr. Ridge: Our citizens know you’ll protect ‘em With a rainbow of codes to select from But, Tom, green before blue? That’s a gaffe only you Could make with your head up your spectrum! Get the story |
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Something tells me, Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore! |
Under the Rainbow |
"Anon" from Cleveland explained the above problem to the Savant thusly: “Light refracts differently around a Rebubbacan. They're on a different wavelength. It's the vision thing.” |
Our troops may possess all the tools But Iraqis won’t play by the rules, As planned liberation Turns into stagnation And March Madness becomes April Fools. Get the story |
No writing award, I surmise? Well, I guess, I will just improvise. So, instead of some crow, I will make what I know And feast on my pullet surprise! Disappointment, I cannot disguise But it’s time that I dry up my eyes And indulge in a pun. It is clearly more fun And the trade that this poet sure plys. Get the story |
Click for the X-rated versions No one under 130 admitted without a raunchy sense of humor |
Mr. Heston has ended his run As a bold NRA’s number one But we’d never expect That impaired intellect Should come ‘tween a man and his gun Get the story |