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| The Limerick Savant |
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| Dedicated to no-nonsense nonsense |
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| War: The Ultimate Reality Show Out and out outright outrageous |
The troops have reporters in tow To broadcast the war, blow by blow. Does it fill us with dread As we’re being spoon-fed The latest reality show? Get the story |
| Weapons of Mass (Media) Destruction What a terrible pow’r to abuse That weapon of war called “The News.” Would you much rather cover Every single war-lover Than the millions with critical views? Reporting on anti-war groups IS supporting American troops. Maybe some should embed With the peace groups instead To balance the party line dupes. Get the story |
| Inheritance France and Germany want a part, still. But the U.S. says, “We got the kill!” What makes us so bold, When the body’s not cold, As to think that we’ll change Iraq’s will? Get the story |
| Dubbayu’s To-Dos 1. Put an Exxon the box marked “Saddam.” 2. Shell out for the new smartest bomb. 3. Send our soldiers to toil For some I-raqi oil. 4. Shock and awe. (Welcome back Viet Nam!) Get the story |
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| Survivor: Iraq |
| If Iraqis seem like “Doubting Thomases,” Ask Afghanis how we keep our promises. Mere offered autonomy Won’t cure their economy And we can’t build a school with our bomb/uses. Get the story |
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| To Mr. Bush While Iraq may now lay at your feet, There’s a lesson that’s taught in the street And comes as no myst’ry: Those failing their hist’ry Are undoubtedly doomed to repeat. |
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