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Get Out the Joke
Mr. Bush, yes, your goal was a swish
And the voters have served up that dish.
As you bask in the fame,
So you will take the blame.
So be careful of that which you wish.

                                      
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Will there be any future “Wellstones”
Or a swarm of political drones,
Who negate our selection
So that every election
Is another Attack of the Clones?

                                      
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To the Democrats:

Your political hopes in a coffin?
Here’s an adage, I think, that will soften
That old sting of defeat.
After me, now repeat:
“I’ll vote early, next time, and vote often!”

                                      
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Think political change is remote?
All you skeptics might want to take note:
Even Saddam Hussein
Might concede his campaign,
For the sake of just one single
vote.

                                    
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