Part 2
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It was a rainy gloomy day and Trowa and Heero had gone off on a mission. Duo sat in the middle of the living room on his stomach and played peek a boo with Iris.
"Maxwell, please stop that stupid game right now!" Wufie yelled and threw a magazine at the boy.
"Hey i'm just playing with my daughter!" He stuck his tongue out at him and continued the game. Wufie looked ready to advance on the two but Quatre came in from the kitchen.
"Duo i found some classes we can take!" he seemed excited and was holding a wad of papers in his hand.
"Uhhh, what are ya talking about there Q.?"
"You know cooking classes."
Wufie chuckled softly as he saw the expression on Duo's face turn from happy to a startling 'what the hell are you talking about' look.
"Shut up!!!" Duo yelled at him but that only made the Chinese pilot laugh harder.
"Oh Wufie i thought you would like to come too!" Quatre smiled sweetly at him and handed a piece of paper to him. Wufie took it and read it over, it said 'Cooking for Dummies' in big clear letters.
"Q. were not dummies!"
Quatre muttered something under his breath then grinned at his friend. "Ah come on Duo its a challenge! a mission! lets show our men we can cook!"
Duo thought about this for a moment then grew a devilish smile. "Yeah! i could show Heero i can make anything his heart desires!"
Wufie shook his head, "i'm not taking this class!"
"Oh yes you are Wu-man..i know a couple of ahem..older~ guys who you have your eye on!"
"Maxwell, if your talking about Traize and Zechs i'll kill you!"
"Ohh~ so it is true you like Traize and Zechs! and i bet they LOVE~ you!"
Wufie jumped up and grabbed a pillow and threw it at Duo, which smacked him directly in the noes.
"OWW! WU-man! no violence in front of Iris!" Duo yelled and shielded her eyes.
"Thats not gonna save ya this time Duo!" Duo stood and handed Iris to Quatre and glared at Wufie.
"Fine ya wanna fight Wu-man bring it on!" he pulled out a pair of little black Chopsticks with small little scythes painted across them. Wufie brought out a pair of ones with red and green dragons on it and then charged at the American.
"What are you doing!" a big voice suddenly boomed. Little Iris clapped her hands at seeing Heero standing in the doorway, Trowa standing behind him shacking his head at the two pilots.
Heero walked over and took Duo and Wufie's chopsticks away and tucked them away.
"Well i don't want to eat with those now!" Wufie growled. Heero shot him a death glare, then noticed the paper with the cooking class on it.
"Whats this?" he went to pick it up but Duo grabbed it.
"Uhhh nothing but-but Iris tried saying something already!"
"Really!?" Heero grinned and took Iris in his arms. "Thats my girl, say something for daddy!" Iris clapped her hands and cooed at him.
"how about saying something for Da-da!" Duo said.
"Da-da?" Wufie asked.
"Well Duh~ Wu-man she'll call Heero Daddy and me Da-da!" Duo grinned.
"Oh Nataku!"
~~~~~Next Day in..Cooking Class~~~~~
Iris was being baby-sat by Heero and Trowa had yet another mission that day, and the others were off to their first day of cooking class.
"Oh i can't wait!" Quatre clapped his hands together. "I can make Trowa something really nice! oh~ this will be wonderful!"
"You Baka's! why did you drag me with ya!"
Quatre frowned and looked at his feet. "Hey Wufie! be nice to Q. he is pregnant ya know!" Duo yelled and hit Wufie on the head.
"Wha-what are you talking about he doesn't have a pot belly like you did yet!"
"I did NOT have a pot belly!!!!" Duo screamed and ran after Wufie who was sticking his tongue out at him and yelling 'pot belly, pot belly' back at him.
"Hey you guys were here!"
The cooking building was a tall mansion, and looked very classy. They went inside and were directed to their assigned class room. And to their surprise Noin was their teacher.
"AHH~ Duo, Quatre, Wufie how have you been!?" she ran over and hugged the pilots and patted them roughly on the back. "Hows Iris and Heero, Duo?"
"There fine!"
"Thats great and hows Trowa, Quatre?"
"Oh he's great Miss Noin!"
Duo grinned then said, "Hey Noin guess who's pregnant now~~?" he glanced at the blonde who was blushing now.
"No way! Quatre wow! oh i can't wait till its born!..it yours and Trowa's baby right?" Quatre nodded and Noin gave him another big hug.
"well lets start this class up all right!"
~*~*~*~*~
Everything went wrong in the class that day, Duo almost burned the building down Wufie had a battle with another student..using butcher knives, and Quatre made an explosion that burned two students eyebrows off.
"I'm so sorry Noin!" Quatre said at the end of the class. "We'll try to be better next time!"
"Oh its okay Quatre i'm sure all of you will get better at this!"
~~~Back home~~~~~~~~
The three pilots all looked very depressed when they came home. Trowa and Heero greeted them and asked were they had been but of course they wouldn't speak a word.
"Uggghh~ i need to take a bath!" Duo sighed and went off to the bathroom.
"Don't you dare take more then an hour in there!" Wufie yelled.
"The world doesn't revolve around you!"
Duo stopped and smiled. "Well it should!"
Quatre laughed then went and sat next to Trowa. He was holding a large plastic bag in his hand and had a extremely happy grin on his face.
"Whats that?" Trowa asked nervously.
"Oh~ this?? me and the guys stopped at a book store before we came home."
Trowa swallowed hard and nodded. "And we got some baby books and OF COURSE this!" he pulled out a large silver book with the words spelled out in red reading ~Baby Names for the year 2001~~
"But angel we already have a baby name book!"
"those are old names! these are special year 2001 names! when
Duo gets out of the tub, were gonna start picking names out!" Quatre leaned over and kissed Trowa on the cheek. "Oh isn't this great!" Quatre giggled and leapt up and headed toward the kitchen. "I'm gonna make some tea want some?"
"hn....and some Advil!"
When Trowa was sure Quatre was out of ear shot he buried his face in his hands and mumbled. "What have i done!?" he looked up when he heard Heero snickering.
"Welcome to the world of pregnancy Trowa, its a long bumpy ride!" he sat Iris down in his lap.
"But i take pity on you! so lets learn a couple things about babies so you won't be totally helpless when the little creature arrives." Trowa frowned slightly and looked down at the little baby in his lap. Iris looked at Heero then Trowa and stretched her hands out toward Heero wanting him to hold her instead of this silent solider.
He sighed and picked her up to hand her back to Heero saying, "See Heero, kids don't like me...my kid will probably hate me.." Heero shook his head.
"You just don't hold her enough, do you think she ever wanted me to hold her? I felt bad for a while because she always wanted Duo to hold her, and he told me that i just had to hold her more often, and i did and now i play and hold her all the time!"
Trowa nodded and turned the little girl towards him. Iris grinned slightly and grabbed Trowa's bangs. Trowa chuckled softly and Iris suddenly grew a grin that resembled Duo's so much Trowa and Heero broke out laughing which set Iris in a fit of giggles and hand claps.
"well if our child is anything as sweet as yours Heero, i don't think i'll have a problem."
"Yeah, but if she's like Trowa we'll have another silent wonder!" Wufie sneered. Trowa stood up and glared at the Chinese boy, who returned it to him.
Suddenly Trowa took off after him still holding Iris, Wufie ran out the front door and Trowa handed Iris off to Heero who was waiting at the door, and ran after him.
"were did Trowa and Wufie go?" Quatre asked returning with a tray of tea and cookies.
"They had things to discuss outside.." Heero sat down and picked up a cup of tea and took a sip.
"Those two!" Quatre sighed.
"NATAKU!!!!!!!!! ITAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Wufie suddenly screamed. Duo peeked out of the bathroom door.
"Is Trowa killing Wu-man again?"
"Hai!" Quatre and Heero answered. Duo snickered and came out of the bathroom dressed in a baggy shirt and boxers.
"well i should help! this will be for him calling me a pot belly!" he walked out the door cracking his knuckles loudly.
"Nani!? he said you had a Pot Belly!?" Heero stood and gave Iris to Quatre.
"Watch her for a moment all right Quatre!" He then jogged out after Duo.
"Oh Iris..here we go again!"
"ITAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
~~~~~~~~~TO BE CONTINUED~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
::Lands:: so what did ya think hmm, will you be back for part three? Tee Hee well tell me what ya thought thankx Luv ya~~~~ Angel of Hell