Gundammon: Gotta Catch Em All

Part 3

By: Quatre-Chan

(*****Ohayo minna!!! Okay this is part three of my insanity… I mean, yeah insanity. This part has nothing to do with Heero, but with WuFei. A new paring appears and it’s 5xMerin. My first fic like that!! I usually don’t ask until the end but if there is anyone who is reading this please, PLEASE send me feedback. Send it to quatre_chan5@hotmail.com . I would really like to know what you think. Well enjoy!*****)

In some other part of the world that is not too far from our other trainers. A Chinese boy walks in the rain on his way back to his hometown, the town of Mizu. He held an umbrella over his head and on his back was one of the rarest Gundammon, Quatre-Chan. A ryu/author type creature.

“Merin better appreciate me going out in the middle of this storm.. .”

“She’s a fool if she doesn’t.”

“Quatre-Chan, she is a fool. A foolish onna.”

“She’s your wife. Why would you say something like that?”

“Because I didn’t marry her by choice. I was forced into it, you know that.”

“But you and Merin are the last of your clan.. .”

“Yeah now. Just forget about it.” he stopped in his tracks at the sight of something small lying in the middle of the path.

“Huh? What’s that Wu-Chan?”

“Got me.” he cautiously approached the creature and knelt beside it. he rolled it onto its back and gasped, “A neko?”

“Look like she’s in bad shape.. .”

“Quatre-Chan, get down.”

“K.” she got down from her trainer’s back.

WuFei removed the white jacket that he wore and wrapped the creature in it, “We’re going to take her to the Gundammon center. Take the umbrella, climb on my back and hold on.”

“Roukai!!” she did as ordered.

The black haired trainer ran into the Gundammon center with his chibi writer hanging on for dear life. He stopped in front of the desk, “Sally!!!!!!”

“Hm?” a tall women walked out from the back and her jaw almost hit the floor at the sight of the injured chibi, “WuFei, what have you done to that Gundammon?!”

“I didn’t do anything! I found her like this, could you please stop looking at me like that and help her?!”

“Right. Give her to me.” she took the neko from him and walked back into the back area.

WuFei and Quatre-Chan sat down and decided to wait and see if their newly found friend was going to be okay. The black winged chibi looked at her trainer, “Who would do something like that?”

“Someone who doesn’t know what it means to have honor.”

“Other than that. Who would want to hurt someone like that? It doesn’t look like a wild Gundammon, so why would its trainer hurt it like that and abandon it?”

“Hn, that’s a lot of thought for such a small and strange chibi.”

“Well?”

“Well what?”

“Are you going to answer me?”

“The only answer I can give you is this. The only type of person I can think of that would do something like this, is a spoiled good for nothing stuck up little bitch.”

“Are you assuming that her trainer is female?”

“Yes.”

“Why?”

“Because women are very stubborn and will hurt anything in their way when in the right mood.”

“What was that?!”

WuFei looked at the doorway to the Gundammon center. His eyes widened a little, “Uh, hi Merin.. .”

“What was that remark about women?”

“I said that you would hurt anything when in the right mood.”

“Why would you tell your FEMALE creature that?”

“Because it’s the truth.”

“Wu-Chan?”

“What?”

“You know I find your sexist commentary cute, but I’m going to agree with Merin. Not all women have the urge to kick the shit out of things.”

“See WuFei? Even your chibi ryu sides with me.”

“So? Everyone has their own opinions. And come to think of it, I described one female trainer.”

“You better not say me!” she glared at him with the ‘you’ll be sleeping on the couch’ look.

“No, I meant.. .”

“WuFei?”

“Hm?” the three people turned their gaze to Nurse Sally.

“That Gundammon you brought in will recover, but she will be unconscious for a day or so.”

“Can I see her?” the little dragon asked.

“Sure.”

Quatre-Chan jumped down from her seat and ran after Sally.

“WuFei, what Gundammon did you find?”

“Not sure. I think it’s the same type as Quatre-Chan.”

“Ryu?”

“No, author. It’s a neko.”

“It must be Hee-Chan.”

“Hee-Chan?”

She nodded, “There are only two author Gundammon. Quatre-Chan is one and Hee-Chan is the other. It is said that when those two meet that they’ll become really good friends immediately, but.. .”

“What?”

“If Hee-Chan is in danger Quatre-Chan will go into some kind of trance.”

“So? She gets stronger when a friend is trouble.”

“It’s not that. She might go as far as to kill however hurt her.. .”

“This fact might not be true. Even if it is Quatre-Chan will listen to me. She always has and always will.”

“I hope you’re right.”

CRASH!!!!!!!!

“WuFei, what’s happening?!”

“It came from the back room!” without a second thought the two trainers ran into the back room which was covered in smoke.

“We should be able to get some rare Gundammon this time.”

“I’ve always wondered Treize, why do we have to rime?”

“Who are you?!” Sally questioned.

“Hahaha!! Watch the fourth wall crumble.”

“And prepare to rumble.”

“To protect the world from devastation.”

“To unite all people within our nation.”

“To talk about the evils of sex and drugs.”

“To extend our reach to the hentis above.”

“Zechs.”

“Treize.” (Still holding the rose)

“Team OZ blasting right into sight.”

“Surrender now our prepare to see me in tights.”

“Epyon! That’s right!!”

“Team OZ.. .” said the chibi dragon as she was stating the obvious.

“Look Zechs! That’s the bosses chibi dragon!”

Epyon grinned, “Long time no see, Quatre-Chan.”

“Shut up you demented MS.”

“Oo harsh words coming from a creature that was trained by the boss.”

“I was not trained by him and I certainly do not belong to him either.”

“WuFei, I’ve never seen Quatre-Chan so serious.”

“I know Merin.”

“Well now,” the platinum haired man stepped forward, “looks like we’ll get one old and one new Gundammon. Come to us.. .” he took out his Gundam ball, “Tallgeese, go!”

“Tall!”

“Tallgeese II, go!”

“II!!!”

“Tallgeese, restrain Quatre-Chan!!”

“Tallgeese!” it ran forward.

“Quatre-Chan, use fire strike!”

“.. .”

“Quatre-Chan?!”

A strange red glow started to appear around the chibi dragon, “I will not allow you to reveal what happened to me so long ago. I will not let expose me.. .” a small double edge sword appeared in her small hands, “It shall be engraved a pawn your soul.. .”

“That’s Quatre-Chan’s special attack!” Treize squealed.

“Divine assault.. .“ she ran forward and slashed all the members of Team OZ into the air, “Nebelung Valesti!”

“Looks like Team OZ is going up and over again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” (Star thingy appears again.)

“Quatre-Chan, who’s your real trainer?” the onyx eyed boy asked although he hesitated.

“You are.”

“Before you met me. When we met, it seemed like you were running from someone or something.”

She sighed, “I originally belonged to Duke Dermail.”

“The leader of the Romefeller gym?”

“Yeah. He has some strange obsession with rare Gundammon. But I must tell you that I never felt that I belonged to that nut.”

“Quatre-Chan,” Merin knelt down in front of her, “have you ever met WuFei’s father?”

“Yeah. He was a Gundammon researcher. He was the one that found me and wanted to make me a research subject. After he was through with his research he was going to give me to you Wu-Chan. But then I was kidnapped by Team OZ.”

“What did Duke Dermail want with you?”

“He wanted to make me stronger so no one would beat him and win the Revolution badge. But I ran away and came back here, to be with my real trainer.” She walked over to the black haired trainer and put her arms around his neck, “I’m sorry I didn’t tell you.. .”

“It’s okay.”

“Ahem.”

The two trainers, chibi dragon and nurse looked at the hole in the wall and saw an officer with a White Taurus.

“Excuse me, but have you seen these three.” She held out a picture of Team OZ, “I really don’t want arrest Zechs, but I must do my job.”

Merin sweat dropped, “Uh they went up and that way.” She pointed in a random direction.

“Thank you.” She walked off.

“Hm.. .”

“Huh?” The blue eyed chibi let go of her trainer and approached the small bed that held the neko, “Are you okay?”

“Who are you and where am I?”

“I’m Quatre-Chan and you’re in the Mizu Gundammon center.”

Hee-Chan sat up and carefully searched the room from the bed, “Where’s Miss Relena?”

“Relena has you call her ‘miss’?” the dragon asked.

“Yeah, if we don’t she’ll make us look at Dorothy’s eye bows.”

“Is she the one that hurt you?”

She nodded, “I told her the truth and said that she was cheating to get the badges.”

“I knew it.. .” the Chinese boy mumbled.

“Knew what?” Merin whispered.

“Relena Peacecraft.”

“What about that bitch?”

“She claims to be a peace loving women when in reality she’ll do anything to get what she wants and she knew that Hee-Chan would have said something if she got anywhere near Officer Noin.”

“What are we going to do with Hee-Chan?”

“We’ll keep her with us, until she is ready to find a new trainer and go back into battle.”

Narrator: “Well it looks like WuFei is having his own problems with Team OZ and not to mention his wife. And what’s all this talk about Relena hurting her Gundammon? Also, what will become of the neko Hee-Chan? Well we’ll find out in a bit, but lets check back with Heero and his friends.”

Fic author: “Ahem.”

Narrator: “Yes?”

Fic author: “I’m really tired of fixing the fourth wall. From now on if you break it you fix it! and you broke so go fix it!!” *hands him a trowel*

Narrator: “Well guys I’ll be with you again in an hour or so I’ll see you later.”

Fourth Wall: *BOOM*

Narrator: “Make that in about three hours.. .”

Fic author: “Get to work!!”

TBC…