Gundammon: Gotta Catch Em All
Part 5
By: Quatre-Chan
(******All right then, this is kinda weird so bare with me. A new Gundammon has appeared and its name is Captain Obvious. Instead of saying its name like a Pokemon he can only say “Plot”. It is the Wabafet creature of this story.. . Don’t ask. I had to watch Pokemon to get ideas for this part. Well enjoy and by the way. Captain Obvious looks like Cait Sith from FF7. Now on with show!!*****)
Team OZ kept a low profile in the back of WuFei’s home. They crouched in the bushes discussing their next plan of attack.
“Zechs, how should we go about getting Quatre-Chan back for the boss?”
“Simple, Treize. Get rid of WuFei.”
Epyon nodded in agreement, “That’s an excellent idea. She’ll do whatever it takes to protect her Wu-Chan.”
“But where is WuFei now?” Treize questioned.
“Always with the questions.. .” the blond sighed and pointed to the gym/dojo, “He’s in there.”
“Then let’s go.. .” Epyon stood with its two companions and tiptoed towards the gym.
Sure enough, there was WuFei sitting on the floor in a deep meditation.
Treize laughed, “This should be easy.. .”
~~~
Hee-Chan and Quatre-Chan sat in the ryu’s room in front of a computer. The small dragon smiled, “What kind of fic do you want to write?”
“.. .”
“Are you okay?”
“What if no one wants to be my trainer?”
“If worse comes to worse you can always stay here with me, WuFei and Merin.”
“You guys are really nice, but I want to get back at Relena for what she’s done to me and Heero.”
“Who’s Heero?”
“Heero-Chan’s the other trainer on the way to the Gundammon League. Relena wants to fight him and once he loses he’ll have to.. .”
“What?”
“Be her boyfriend.” She made a gagging sound.
“Eeww.. .” she took a sip of Dr. Pepper then smiled again, “You can always join him. Now can we start on a fic?”
“Sure. I only write GW fan fiction though.”
“Me too.” She giggled, “Wouldn’t it be funny if our lives were a giant fan fic?”
“You mean it’s not?”
They laughed.
BOOM!!
“Quatre-Chan, what was that?!”
“Trouble and we better make it double.. .” she ran out of the room with her neko friend close in tow.
~~~
Merin ran into the gym and saw her husband lying on the floor with a small amount of blood running form his head. “WuFei!!” she ran to his side and lifted him into her arms, “WuFei, can hear me.. .?”
He opened is eyes half way and his vision was blurry. He brought up his right hand and toughed Merin’s cheek, “Protect Quatre-Chan.”
“Wu-Chan!!!!” The chibi ryu hollered as she ran over to her trainer. She turned her head and gave the three morons a death glare that could rival Heero’s, “I won’t forgive you.. .” she made her double edge sword appear.
“Tallgeese, aim your beam saber at the two trainers over there.”
“Geese.”
“Quatre-Chan, I’ll make you a deal.” Treize smiled, “We’ll leave Hee-Chan alone and your trainers will stay alive, as long as YOU come with us. The boss misses you.”
She dropped her weapon, “I give up.. .”
“We thought you might. Tallgeese, return.”
“Plot-pa-plot-plot.”
Zechs sighed and held out his other Gundam Ball, “Who said you could come out, Captain Obvious?”
“Plot?” It vanished.
With only three more words, Team OZ took Quatre-Chan and run off. They took a deep breath, “Looks like Team OZ are the victors now!!!!”
“Quatre-Chan.. .” WuFei muttered as he tried to stay conscious.
“Hee-Chan, go get Nurse Sally.”
“Okay.” She ran out of the door.
Narrator: “Poor WuFei… But what will become of Quatre-Chan? For now lets check in with Heero and the others.”
Heero: “Nothing’s going on that the readers need to see.”
Narrator: “What are you people doing?”
Duo: “Nothing that concerns you or the writer.” *moans* “Oooo Heero.. . .. . ...”
Narrator: “Well then we’ll just track Team OZ and make sure WuFei will stay alive.”
Heero: “Get the screen off of us or omae o korosu.”
Duo: *pouts and whines* “Go away mister narrator dude. You’re ruining the magic.. .”
Narrator: “.. .”
Fic Author: “You heard them and no one ruins a 1x2/2x1 or 3x4 lemon moment.” *pinches the narrator’s ear* “Come on!” *drags him away*
Narrator: “Well.. . let’s follow Team OZ.”
TBC.. .