Gundammon: Gotta Catch Em All

Part 8

By: Quatre-Chan

Narrator: "Well now, you see I told you they'd be in the town of Silver by the time the author picked the story up again and all it took her was a simple passage of time."

Fic Author: "You better shut your mouth if you want to do this job for the rest of Heero's adventure."

Narrator: "My lips are sealed. Well then.. ."

Fic Author: "If your lips are sealed, then why are you still talking?"

Narrator: "I'm the narrator. I'm not supposed to shut up." *hides behind a desk*

Fic Author: "There's no plot in this, just continue with the journey." *walks off with Dr. Pepper in hand*

Narrator: *clears throat* "Heero and his friends have finally arrived in Silver, where our Japanese trainer hopes to win the revolution badge. Of course that means another gym match is ahead. Let's see what they plan on doing.. ."

Heero and Company stopped in front of a large building in the middle of the town. The Prussian eyed boy took a deep breath before entering the gym. He and his friends looked around the entire room, but saw nothing, but the darkness.

Heero took a deep breath, "Hello?! Is anyone here?!"

"Wu-Chan?" Quatre-Chan whispered as she tugged on his pant leg.

"What?"

"Something's not right. I know this place."

WuFei nodded in an understanding manner and decided that he and his chibi ryu needed to leave. Merin faced her husband and saw that he was running off.

"WuFei, where do you think you're going?!"

"Away from here. This gym belongs to Duke Dermail and Quatre-Chan can't have anything to do with him. That means we have to go." He grabbed the small dragon by the hand and ran out the door with her.

"Trowa," the blonde whispered to his koi, "why is it so dark in here?"

"Something's coming, I can feel it.. ." was his reply.

Suddenly two spotlights appeared out of nowhere and were aimed at the head of the gym.

"Hahaha, you mocked us before, but now it's time to say congratulations."   "Because we have the badge that can bring the world revolution."

"What the?" Duo's jaw dropped once he saw a platform come up from the ground with three dumb butts standing on it.

"Watch the fourth wall crumble."

"And prepare to rumble."

"To protect the world from devastation."

"To unite all people within our nation."

"To talk.. ."

"Yeah we know the rest, but could you bother us some other time. I'm kinda in hurry." The Japanese boy spoke up.

Treize glared at him, "It just so happens that WE are the gym leaders."

"You're joking." The Chinese female spoke with slight laugh, "Where's Duke Dermail?"

"He had some business to attend to." The blonde man stated, "However, he did tell us that if you had shown up that if you lost this battle, to give Hee-Chan for our reward."

"I'd never go with you!"

Epyon stood next to its comrades, shaking its head, "Sorry, chibi kitty, but you are ours. That is if your Heero-Chan loses."

"He'll win. I'll make sure of that."

"Heero?" the American whispered into his lover's ear, "She seems awfully cocky."

"She wants to kill Relena. I'm not going to stop her."

Treize threw a red rose down from the platform, "Then let the match begin. Epyon VS Hee-Chan."

"I'll say 'welcome to the team' in advance."

"Save your breath. And be prepared to have your beam saber shoved up your metal butt."

Narrator: "Well yet another gym match and we know that Heero has already one, just because he's the hero." *laughs* "Didn't think that joke would come up again.. . Anyway, long story short, Hee-Chan beat Epyon."

"I won, now give me my badge."

Zechs smirked, "Well if you think you've won, then you don't know Team OZ." He took out a Gundam ball, "Go thing that the boss gave me!!"

The ball hit the ground, "Jenny-o-Jenny, Joy-o-Joy.. ."

Team OZ: *face faults*

"What's that?" he took out Howard.

"Brock, the Pewter City gym leader. He is not a Gundammon at all, but one of the main characters from Pokemon. He is just here as a shameless plug."

Brock: *looks at Merin and approaches* "Would you like to go on a date with me?"

Merin raised her right hand, "Back off pervert!" she slapped him across the face.

Brock: *now sailing through the air* "Looks like I've been rejected again!!!!!" (Star thingy appears)

Treize became teary eyed as he looked at the longhaired man next to him, "That's not fair! He stole our gag!"

"And you're going to join him!" Heero looked at his feet, "Zero, fire your double beam cannon!"

"Zero.. ." it powered up.

"Hee-Chan, special attack!"

"Roukai!" she glared at Team OZ and gave Zero a nod, "Nitro Dagger!!!!"

"ZERO KAI!!!!!!!!!!!"

There was a huge blast of energy that sent Team OZ to their rightful place somewhere other than where they were. And falling from the sky was the revolution badge. Heero picked it up, did a little spin and held it out in front of him, "I got the revolution badge!"

Zero held up to fingers, "Wing Zero!"

Narrator: "Now that Heero has the final badge, he can now enter the Gundammon League. Now all he has to do is beat the elite and Relena, but can he do it? Well let's keep watching and find out."

After an afternoon of walking, the five trainers made it to the Gundammon League HQ. They stepped in and there were a number of trainers that looked like they had been beaten, by Relena or the elite Heero was not sure of, but he wasn't about to sit on his butt and wait to find out.

"Hey Gene, are you mad at me?"

"Shut up, Jim."

"But Gene.. ."

"I said shut up, Jim."

"Gene.. ."

Gene grabbed the small boy's ear, "When I say shut up, I mean shut up Jim." They walked off.

"Since when did Gene Starwind and Jim Hawking become trainer and creature?" Duo questioned.

Narrator: "Since the author thought it would be funny."

Fic Author: "Shut up, Narrator!"

*SMACK*

Narrator: @_@

Heero paid no attention to the Outlaw Star cast and got himself registered. He faced his friends, "I'll see you guys after I become the Gundammon Master."

"Good luck Heero." Duo kissed the Japanese boy on the cheek.

"We'll be cheering for you. Good luck." Quatre said and then followed his friends to the stands.

Hee-Chan watched them retreat and then noticed someone was missing, "Heero, where's Quatre-Chan?"

He shrugged, "WuFei must have taken her to a safe place. After all, we did face Team OZ."

"Will Heero Yuy please come to the arena." Came a male voice over the intercom.

The blue eyed trainer walked into the arena with his two Gundammon at his side. He stopped in his tracks at the sight of a red haired girl.

She smiled, "I am Mariemaia Khushrenada, the first of the elite four."

"I'm ready for you."

"YEAH! You tell her Heero! Kick her ass!!!!!" Duo shouted as he waved pompoms in the air.

"Then let us begin. Serpent, go!"

"Serpent!"

"Zero, this one's yours."

"Wing."

"Serpent, use Missile Blaster!"

It fired all the missiles it had.   "Zero, protect yourself with your wings!"

"Zero." It folded its wings in front of itself. Once the missiles were gone, Zero revealed that it was undamaged.

*BOOM*

The side wall came crumbling down and who should appear, but Team OZ.

"Hahaha watch the fourth wall crumble."

"And prepare to rumble."

"Daddy?"

Treize blinked, then smiled, "Daughter!"

Mariemaia ran into her father's arms and fluffy, pink shojo bubbles appeared.

The chibi neko shook her head, "Isn't that from The Slayers?"

"There you are!"

Zechs turned around and became face to face with Officer Noin. He smiled at her, "There is no reason for you to arrest us."

"Why?"

"Because," he threw off his Team OZ uniform and revealed his normal garb, "I'm not with Team OZ anymore and neither is Treize."

"That's wonderful. Let's go watch the end of the match." She grabbed Zechs' hand and dragged his off to the stands.

Mariemaia smiled as she pulled away from her dad, "I forfeit the match."

"I don't believe it! Mariemaia has forfeited the battle which means Heero has advanced to the next round!"

The crowed cheers. Trowa leaned over towards Quatre and chuckled, "Is it me or does that announcer sound like Kane Blueriver?"

The arena had changed fields and standing before the Japanese boy was a black haired teen who looked somewhat like him and Duo. He gave him a lopsided grin, "I'm Garoad Ran. Are you ready?"

"Let's do this."

"GX, go!"

"X!"

"Hee-Chan, your turn."

"Okay." She stepped forward.

"GX use the satellite can.. . non.. ." he put his hand behind his head and chuckled nervously, "I forgot Tifa's not here, so you win!"

Hee-Chan, Heero and Wing Zero all face faulted. The announcer came back on, "This is unbelievable! First Mariemaia and now Garoad has forfeited! Heero has only two members left before he can face Miss Relena." he made a slight gagging sound, then cleared his throat, "Heero proceed to your next match."

Narrator: "So far so good. But of course Heero really didn't do anything. Like Kane.. ."

Fic Author: *hits the narrator*

Narrator: "I mean the announcer dude said he only has two members of the elite left. How will he fair against them? Well that's up to his creatures. But most importantly, where's WuFei? He said he didn't want miss Relena's defeat. I hope he gets there soon. And now we join Heero in his third battle with the elite."

Captain Obvious: "Plot?"

Narrator: "Just a little."

The arena had once again changed fields and before Heero stood a man with short blondish hair that stuck up just a bit. He smirked, "I'm Wits, the third member of the elite. Are you ready to sore through the skies?"

"You bet. Zero I choose you."

"Zero." It stepped forward.

"Air Master, go!"

"Master."

The two creatures jumped into the air and began to punch and kick each other. From those who were watching, they may have thought it to look a little childish.

"Zero, finish it in one attack! Ram your beam saber through it!"

"Zero!" it jammed its sword into the other MS and with Air Master crashing to the ground ended the match.

Wits stared at his opponent in disbelief, "I can't believe it.. . Someone other than Relena beat Air Master. You were a worthy adversary and I hope that you become the Gundammon Master." He approached the Japanese trainer and extended his hand.

Heero shook it and smiled a little. He was so close to the end of this journey that he could taste it.

The announcer cleared his throat again, "This is amazing! Heero is one step away from battling Relena Peacecraft. Heero Yuy, proceed to the final match against the elite!"

Again the arena had changed fields and before him now stood the last member of the elite. He had long light brown hair that fell just passed his shoulders and he seemed to be flirting with one of the girls in the stands.

The blue eyed trainer stepped forward and cleared his throat, "Excuse me!"

"Hm?" he faced him, "Looks like someone other than Relena has passed Wits. I'm Robby Roy, the final of the elite. You ready to meet your fate?"

"Let's just get on with it. Hee-Chan, I trust you."

"Understood." She stepped forward.

"Leopard Destroyer, go!"

When the creature came out it said nothing. Instead it just stared at its enemy. Hee-Chan got into her fighting stance, even though she put on a very cocky face she felt she might fail.

"Hee-Chan, use Ice Needles!"

"Ice come showering down, Ice Needles!!"

The ice hit its target, but Leopard remained unharmed.

"Do as you like Leopard. He's already lost.. ."

Leopard ran circles around the chibi neko. Being the fact the arena had become some kind of desert, it had the advantage. It hit Hee-Chan all over the floor until she was standing on one knee.

"Ni.. .tro Dagger!"

It reflected the ice and it shot right back at the neko. Hee-Chan again was on one knee, but struggled to keep her self up.

"Hee-Chan, its not working, come back!"

"No, you only have one shot at beating Relena and the same goes for me. I'm not going to let her win.. ."

"Hee-Chan, you have to stop. This will end up like what happened at the Mizu gym with Quatre-Chan, is that what you want?"

"No, but.. ."

"Protecto.. ." Came a small whisper.

A green glow appeared around Hee-Chan. She got to her feet. The glow went from green to blue to red then rotated in that order. Her hands started to move in an odd motion, her eyes were blank almost as if she was dead, "Wind, water, fire.. . the three elements that guard the earth. I call a pawn the power of this planet to come to my aid, Elemental spiral!!" she fired the blast.

Leopard was caught completely off guard. The spiral of fire, water and wind spun the MS around and when the colors of nature disappeared, Leopard was on the ground with spirals for eyes.

"Impossible!" Robby held out his Gundam Ball, "Return." He looked at the ball once the creature was inside, "You fought well, Leopard. You deserve a good rest. Do your best Heero, Relena really wants you." He walked off.

{Adventure/Victory music plays}

"Heero has done!" the announcer exclaimed, "He has passed all of the elite. And now the moment of truth, can he beat Relena? we'll find out, please enter the arena Miss Relena Peacecraft." He gagged again as the woman walked out.

"Heero, it's been awhile." She smiled. Then her smile faded at the sight of the little cat next to his feet, "Well if it isn't my reject."

"We'll beat you Relena, just you watch."

"This is not going to be an ordinary fight. If I win you are mine."

"You can't do that! That's my trick!!!!" Duo hollered.

"I won't have to worry about it. I'll win for sure."

"Fine. Dorothy, go!"

A chibi Dorothy Catalonia came out of the Gundam Ball and twitched her eyebrows.

"Zero, go for it." he looked at his feet and saw Wing Zero hiding behind his leg. He sighed, "Hee-Chan?"

"I can do this." She stepped before the odd creature.

The match was underway and instead of hitting Dorothy, Hee-Chan was trying to hit her former trainer. But failed, she couldn't get anywhere near her. She stopped when she became out of breath.

"Hee-Chan!"

"Finish her, Dorothy."

"Fine. Dead eye stare." As her attack started to power up a small red drop fell onto her arm. She screamed bloody murder when it made contact, "It burns. How in the.. .?" she looked up.

"Dragon's Blood!!!" more of the crimson liquid came flying down.

"Heero!!"

The Japanese boy turned around and saw WuFei running towards him, "WuFei?"

"Yeah." He glared at Relena, "You're finished."

"This is cheating!"

Quatre-Chan landed in front of Hee-Chan, "No it's not."

"What?!"

The Chinese boy smirked, "I'm a gym leader and the rules for the Gundammon League are decided by all gym leaders. And if I decide to help my friends I will. Quatre-Chan, you know what to do."

She nodded, "Wind, water, fire.. . the three elements that guard the earth. I call a pawn the power of this planet to come to my aid, Elemental spiral!!" she fired the blast.

Once it disappeared, Dorothy seemed to be almost defeated. Relena glared at them, "You.. ."

"Quatre-Chan did that just now, but that's Hee-Chan attack.. ."

"Actually no." WuFei spoke to confused trainer, "I had her use her control move. Meaning she sort of possessed Hee-Chan to pull off the attack."

"Cheaters! I will not give up my title and Heero will be mine! Dorothy, use your ultimate attack!"

"Not a chance!" Merin shouted as she and the other three gym leaders came running into the arena, "We are gym leaders and the last thing we want is to have some stuck up little bitch as the master!" she took out her Gundam Ball, "Nataku, go!"

"Heavyarms, go!"

"Go, Sandrock!"

"D-Hell, I choose you!"

"What are you going to do now Relena?" Heero smirked as he saw all of his friends' Gundammon surround Dorothy along with Hee-Chan and Wing Zero.

"I won't lose, Heero."

Quatre-Chan jumped into the air above Dorothy, as the others formed a six-pointed star. The creatures shut their eyes and sent all of their power to the chibi ryu. The small dragon absorbed all the energy and formed it into a ball of light, "By the power of the moon and stars, I shall vanquish thee, Celestial Star!!!" she threw the energy, filling the whole arena with light.

The light soon faded and Dorothy was out cold as well as Relena. The announcer could barely find the words, but when he found his voice he spoke up, "This is wonderful! Heero has defeated Relena and that make him the new master!!!"

The crowed cheered. The League officials took a picture of Heero and his friends for the Hall of Fame. Heero held out two fingers as a victory sign, "I'm the Gundammon Master!"

Zero mimiced its trainer, "Wing Zero!!"

Narrator: "This is the end of his Gundammon adventure. And now Heero knows that love and friendship are the only things that you can count on when you're in a bind. And so our story ends, until we meet again, Gundammon Trainers."

Gundammon The journey's just begun Gundammon For the better Gundammon Team OZ's on the run Gundammon We're friends forever

You've got the power inside your heart We'll evolve before you're eyes A world of magic at your command You can be master if you try

Gundammon

Gundammon Searching every day for my answer There's not time to delay We've got to stand together

Gundammon

You've got the power.. . ya

You've got the power.. . ya, ya, ya!!!

Team united we'll always win Unlock the secrets deep within Learn to be the greatest of them!

Gundammon!

Heero shot straight up in his bed in a cold sweat, "What the hell was that?!" he asked him self. He looked to his side and found the answer. Not even thinking twice about it, he pushed his longhaired koibito off the bed with a loud thud.

"Heero?" Duo peered over the side of the bed and watched the Japanese pilot roll over so he wasn't facing him, "What was that for?!"

"My dream!"

"It was a dream Heero. Sheesh, what did I do?!"

"Hn."

Outside the window stood a large tree that looked into Heero and Duo's room and sitting on it was a little dragon, "Was it really a dream Heero-Kun?"

"I told you that wasn't gonna work."

"Shut up, Captain Obvious!" she pushed the cat off the tree, then turned her attention back to the window, "Just keep telling yourself that is was just a dream, but you and I will know the truth.. ."

The End

(*****That's the end and I hoped everyone enjoyed it! Tell me what you think by emailing me at quatre_chan5@hotmail.com. Also if anyone would like to see another parody with the G-boys as the characters from another anime send me your ideas or you can write it yourself and I can put it up. All I ask is that you find a way to have 1x2 and 3x4. Also three of the members of the elite were characters from Gundam X and the songs I used were the first Pokemon theme and the Pokemon Dance Mix. And as always, I own nothing. That's all and I hope to see you again. Ja ne!*****)