THE FAST FOOD CRISIS
Lina working at Burger King....Okay, how did this happen? It’s really simple. Cds, tapes, video games, clothes, and especially food, there just want’s enough money for anyone. That, and the freshmen just don’t get enough lunch money now-a-days. Lina decided that it was about time to get a real job.... (beating up freshmen doesn’t count as a job, to most peoples). One day, Lina saw a help wanted ad at Burger King and decided to apply. Like any fast food resturant, they really need cheap labor so they hired Lina. (Yes I know, Burger King actually hire Lina..... hey, so what if she is short and flat chested....everyone has equal rights and therefore Burger King has to hire her and......hey, I’m suprised that you are still reading this, then again.....) Wait....the real reason that Lina was hire at Burger king was that she threatened the manager. She said that if they didn’t hire her.....Oh never mind... that’s just another story ^.^
*A customer walks into Burger King...
Lina: Welcome to Burger King, would you like to try our #4 value meal?
Customer: Hunn....what ever, Ah want your #4 meal, ya know da Big King meal thingie, what-ever it’s called.
Lina: (BAKA!!!!!) Okay, so you want the Big King meal.
Customer: NO!!!! Ah want da #4 Big king meal thingie, what-ever it’s called.
Lina: That’s what I said!!!
Customer: THATS’ IT I WANT MY REFUND!!!!
Lina: What refund?!! Baka, you bought nothing!!
Customer: That’s it, an’ goin’ ta tell ah my friends that BURGER KING SUCKS!!!!
Ya hear, all my friends!!
Lina: GO AHEAD!!!!
*Customer starts to walk out the store. Lina is casted a fireball spell. Sadly a potato person came to Burger King at the wrong time, and......
Lina: FIREBALL!!! Oh no..... I hit Mr. Potato Head!! If my manager finds out....so what if they don’t. If I eat all of Mr. Potato Head...plus it’s lunch time and I am a kind of hungry.....
*Lina starts to eat Mr. Potato Head. It may not seem like it, but Mr. Potato Head is really big. Lina couldn’t eat all of Mr. Potato Head....so she cut him up and dumped him into Burger King’s fry carton. Hey where did you think the “new” fries at Burger King came from??!!!
*A blond guy who looks like a girl (call by my art teacher and others who never seen Slayers before...) came out of the back.
Lina: GOURRY where have you BEEN!! It’s busy!
Gourry: I was looking for cups.
Lina: Okay, so where are they?
Gourry: Where are what??
Lina: You know, the cups you went to get.
Gourry: I went to get cups?...
Lina: I don’t know him +.+
Thief: Okay this is a stick up!! Give me all your money. If you don’t do what I say, you’ll get hurt. Other than that, I wouldn’t shoot.....Hey, blonde, WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gourry: Hummm...Oh a customer! Welcome, un, tooo, ummmm, toooo, McDola...., no that’s not it... what it is ... umm... (Gourry look at his hand) THATS IT...BURGER KING!!
*Everyone is in SD form with a sweatdrop comming out of their head....
Lina: REALLY I DON’T KNOW HIM!!!!!
Thief: What ever!! Just give me all your money!!!
Gourry: Umm. Lina, help me, what does he want to buy?
*Lina and the thief beats up Gourry.
*All of the sudden there was a blast of smoke. After a few hours when the fire department finally came and cleared out all the smoke you see a girl standing on top of the counter...
Amerila: Cough, Cough.... Oh Yeah, Stealing is a bad thing. And you mister you’re, stealing...I am Amelia Will Tesla Sallune, I am here to right wrong and triumph over evil, and that means you...
*Amelia jump down from the counter and falls flat on her face....
Gourry: Are you okay..?? (Gourry pokes Amerlia)
*Amelia gets up.
Thief: I have a FULL HOUSE!!
Lina: Ha ha ha!! I have a ROYAL FLUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thief: Arrrrr...
*The thief give Lina all his money, Lina gets his money. As she does, cards fall out..
Thief: You cheated!!
Lina: Umm...Hi! Amerlia
Amerlia: Miss Lina, that wasn’t nice.
Lina: Well... the guy who’s trying to rob Burger King is getting away we must stop him!! You don’t want to let him get away do you?
Amelia: Ummmm......no
*Thief get up and starts to run.
Lina: Then lets get HIM!!
*Every one runs after the thief
Gourry: Umm...what are we doing?!! (runs after Lina)
Wolfman: AHHH!! How dare you eat a loyal friend of mine. Plus, I wanted to eat himself. Then sell him to McDolands!! I would of made so much money, but no....you ate him first.
Lina: Yeah, what ever...First I got to take that money from the thief and keep it for myself...umm, did I say keep the money.... I mean get the money, so I can return it to Burger King. ^.^
*Wolfman stares at Lina.
Wolfman: You’re, you’re that dragu-slave casting short, flat chested DRAGON SPOOKER LINA INVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thief: You’re Lina Inverse!! Here have the money! You can kill me, just don’t do anything to my wife and ten kids. They did nothing. Please, let them go!!!
Lina: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Why is it EVERYWHERE everyone calls me DRAGON SPOOKER!!!! THAT’S IT!!!!!!!!!!!
Darkness beyond twilight,
crimson red beyond blood that flows
buried beneath the flow of time
by your great name
I shall worship you
by the power you and I have
we shall kill the fools in our way........
*Lina walks up to the thief and the wolfman, and took their money.
Lina: Okay, Amerlia you can take them in now.
Amelia: But, Miss Lina, you, you just took their money!!
Lina: Umm...just take them to the police.
Amelia: Okay...
*Lina looks at Burger King. It is all in ruins.
Lina: um... maybe I shouldn’t of cast the Dragon Slave. Oh well...(Lina see Gourry in the rubbles.)
Lina: Hey Gourry, what are you doing?!!!
Gourry: I was asleep, you guys talked too much.
*Then all of the sudden a Beastman came
Beastman: How dare you kill my brother!!
Lina: Who?
Beastman: You know the great and all mighty ZELFA
Lina: Who??
Beastman: You know the wolfman...
Lina: OH, HIM!!
Beastman: I am here for his revenge!! Plus this story is too short.
Lina: No, I’m eating.
Beastman: I shall challenge you. A duel to the death. Survival of the fittest. Where only one shall live.....ummm...I said that I want to fight you....AHHHH COME ON, STOP EATING, I WANT TO FIGHT YOU.
Lina: NO! I said I’m eating!!
Beastman: PLEASSSSSSEEEEE!!!
Lina: NO!!
Beastman: Please, pretty please, with a cherry on top??
Lina: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*Beastman knocks Lina’s food out of her hand....
Lina: Come on Gourry, we better get out of here! (grabs Gourry and starts to run)
*Lina and Gourry runs past a TV shop....
*NEWS FLASH*
Watch out for these two people, Gourry Graiev and Lina Inverse a.k.a. Dragon Spooker. They are very dangerous and hungry people. If you see them, please call 9-1-1!! That is 9-1-1 not 9-11....
Lina: What!!! What did we do...other than steal some money from Burger King...hey I know, I’ll go to McDolands!! That is where Naga works! She’ll help me!! Come on GOURRY can’t you stay awake away just for even a minute!!
*Lina and Gourry goes to McDolands.
Naga: WWHA HA ha ha..... Do you think that I will help you Lina?!! You work for Burger King!!
Lina: Yeah so...
Naga: Everyone know that Burger King sucks....plus I’ll get fired if I help the competition....
Lina: What Are you talking about?!!
Naga: I can’t help you, you work for Burger King.....
Lina: Come on Naga!! I really need your help!!
Shifella comes out...
Shifella: Te He he he...Gourry you are sooo cute when you are asleep....
Lina: Shifella, will you help us?!!
Shifella: For Gourry, anything!! TE HE HE he hehe....
*Beastman enter with lots of trolls....
Beastman: There she is....GET HER!!
*A troll runs after Lina...Lina jumps, the troll then runs into the soda machine. All of the sudden the troll turns in a kids meal toy. Beastman then pours hot water on it. The toy then returns back into a troll. Lina then pour cold water on the troll. Once again the troll turns into a kids meal toy. Lina then pour cold water onto all the other troll. All the trolls then turn into different kinds of kid meals toy.
Lina: Ummm...you know you are in the wrong cartoon!!
Beastman: You mean that you’re not Ranma Satome?
Lina: NO!! I’m not a BOY!!
Beastman: Well you both have long red hair....and sometimes Ranma is a girl...
Lina: AHHH!!! You Idiot!!!
Beastman: Then do you know where Ranma is?
Lina: Go to Taco Bell...
*Beastman and the trolls then went to Taco Bell.
Gourry: Umm...Lina, I don’t get it.....
Shefellia: TE HE he he..... Gourry you are so funny!!!
Lina: Hey, Shefellia, why do you always laugh like an idiot??
Naga: What’s wrong with that? WWAA HA HA ha haha.....
EVERYONE: HELP ME!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!! KAMA-SAMA, Please HELP ME!!!!
(everyone runs out of the door.)
NOTE: a week later, the Mc.Dolands manager fired Naga for scarring all the customers away from Mc Dolands (by her laughter). Shefellia decided to work at Burger King....since she wanted to “work somewhere closer to home” or should I say Gourry.....And Lina....she made lots of money from the “new” fries...too bad that all the money she got and took from Burger King was spent fixing Burger King....Thus, in the end, once again, Lina has no money....infect, she owes money......
The End
Day 1:
DRAGON SLAVE!!
*there is a big blast of fire.....well you know what happens, it the dragon slave...
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