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Why do the people with the worst taste in music have the best car stereos?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
Why do doctors call what they do practice?
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Why is it that when they show a computer ad they show computers and when they show a car ad they show cars but when they show a condom ad they show people playing tennis?


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