Stupid Quotes!

What a nice night for an evening.


Whenever I think of the past it brings back so many memories.


If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.


The world's full of apathy, but I don't care.


Perspective is in the eye of the beholder.


Prejudiced people are all alike.


Those who judge others will burn in hell.


There's no such thing as nonexistence.


Cooperation can only be reached if we work together.


It doesn't matter what temperature a room is; it's always room temperature.


Avoid cliches like the plague.


I always try to do things in chronological order.


Exaggeration is a billion times worse than an understatement.


Death to all fanatics!


An oral contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.


It's deja vu all over again.


Rehab is for quitters.


Don't be redundant by repeating yourself.


Some people type so fast they forget to inclue.


I am becoming increasingly worried that there isn't enough anxiety in my life.


I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid.


Free advice is worth what you paid for it.


Honk if you love peace and quiet.


Change in inevitable, except from a vending machine.


I disagree with unanimity.


I have my doubts about disbelief.


Avoid alliteration. Always.


Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost impossible.



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