On the First Day of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me
A crested guinea pig in a pear tree.

On the Second Day of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me
A pair of crested guinea pigs,
And a crested guinea pig in a pear tree.

On the Third Day of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me
Three Deluxe Guinea Pig Cages,
A pair of crested guinea pigs,
And a crested guinea pig in a pear tree.

On the Fourth Day of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me
Four Kaytee Mini Alfalfa Hay Bales,
Three Deluxe Guinea Pig Cages,
A pair of crested guinea pigs,
And a crested guinea pig in a pear tree.

On the Fifth Day of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me
Five bags of granny smith apples,
Four Kaytee Mini Alfalfa Hay Bales,
Three Deluxe Guinea Pig Cages,
A pair of crested guinea pigs,
And a crested guinea pig in a pear tree.

On the Sixth Day of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me
Six bags of Gourmet Guinea Pig Food,
Five bags of granny smith apples,
Four Kaytee Mini Alfalfa Hay Bales,
Three Deluxe Guinea Pig Cages,
A pair of crested guinea pigs,
And a crested guinea pig in a pear tree.

On the Seventh Day of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me
Seven bunches of Carrots,
Six bags of Gourmet Guinea Pig Food,
Five bags of granny smith apples,
Four Kaytee Mini Alfalfa Hay Bales,
Three Deluxe Guinea Pig Cages,
Two more crested guinea pigs,
And a crested guinea pig in a pear tree.

On the Eighth Day of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me
Eight bags of Honey Treat Sticks,
Seven bunches of Carrots, Six bags of Gourmet Guinea Pig Food,
Five bags of granny smith apples,
Four Kaytee Mini Alfalfa Hay Bales,
Three Deluxe Guinea Pig Cages,
A pair of crested guinea pigs,
And a crested guinea pig in a pear tree.

On the Ninth Day of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me
Nine PetCo Gift Certificates,
Eight bags of Honey Treat Sticks,
Seven bunches of Carrots, Six bags of Gourmet Guinea Pig Food,
Five bags of granny smith apples,
Four Kaytee Mini Alfalfa Hay Bales,
Three Deluxe Guinea Pig Cages,
A pair of crested guinea pigs,
And a crested guinea pig in a pear tree.

On the Tenth Day of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me
Ten Berry Nibblers, Nine PetCo Gift Certificates,
Eight bags of Honey Treat Sticks,
Seven bunches of Carrots, Six bags of Gourmet Guinea Pig Food,
Five bags of granny smith apples,
Four Kaytee Mini Alfalfa Hay Bales,
Three Deluxe Guinea Pig Cages,
A pair of crested guinea pigs,
And a crested guinea pig in a pear tree.

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me
Guinea Pig Chew Biscuits,
Ten Berry Nibblers, Nine PetCo Gift Certificates,
Eight bags of Honey Treat Sticks,
Seven bunches of Carrots, Six bags of Gourmet Guinea Pig Food,
Five bags of granny smith apples,
Four Kaytee Mini Alfalfa Hay Bales,
Three Deluxe Guinea Pig Cages,
A pair of crested guinea pigs,
And a crested guinea pig in a pear tree.

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me
12 month supply of Carefresh,
Eleven Guinea Pig Chew Biscuits,
Ten Berry Nibblers, Nine PetCo Gift Certificates,
Eight bags of Honey Treat Sticks,
Seven bunches of Carrots, Six bags of Gourmet Guinea Pig Food,
Five bags of granny smith apples,
Four Kaytee Mini Alfalfa Hay Bales,
Three Deluxe Guinea Pig Cages,
A pair of crested guinea pigs,
And a crested guinea pig in a pear tree.